The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 27, 2024

He going to strike because there’s no time to spare.

They’re going to get bowled over

Duck, Pins!

I’m thinking of a 7-10 split.

Ancient form of a strike force!

Captain Billard

You better split.

Oh, spare us the puns!

Pictured: A shipload of Dutch Pin Settlers sailing for The New Alley.

On land, you roll the bowling ball at the pins down the bowling alley.

At sea, you fire the bowling ball at pins on the bowlin’ galley

It took a while.

Lay down and play dead. No, that usually doesn’t work for bear attacks either.

Low Information Voters

Strike the sails! We surrender, so please spare us!

Perhaps you should re-frame that question.

Once I boarded a replica of the Pinta (one of Columbus’ ships). It was amazingly small.

Grab your balls, we’re going bowling!

And that was the end of the last Bowling Pin people.

Hide behind the stoutest part of the ship, the beer frame.