Close to Home by John McPherson for September 26, 2024

Me too.

Next time wear loafers.

Well then metamorphize into a butterfly.

Wait until the pat down search… looks like you’re gonna be there a while.

TSA: Hey, you’re on the no fly list.

Bug: But I’m a fly!

I spent half an hour in a line behind a fly who stopped to clean the lenses on his glasses.

A snake would have no trouble with this.

Go barefoot!

What’s the problem. Put all your shoes on the conveyor… just don’t take them off before you do.

Bleeb looks annoyed. Feeling the guy’s pain.

Just hop on the conveyor yourself…

Two words: TSA Precheck. Best thing ever. ;)

He’ll miss his flight for sure!

Hilarious!!

TSA Bleeb, plulling aside humorless passengers for the cavity search.

He’s a well-respected pedeiatrician.

And there is no leg room on the flight.

Bleeb is still tiny. So 1/ these are giant insects 2/ he can change size according to circumstances.

I’m so glad my flying days are long over… it was actually relaxing back in the day… (aside from the crying baby, but that’s what ear plugs are for!)

Air travel bugs him. :)

Even worse, he can’t get a drink on the plane…He’s permanently in a 12-step program!

3 hour flight delay….