B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 24, 2024

There ya go!

It’s not surprising that a fool and his money are soon parted, the mystery is how they got together in the first place.

Reminds me of “If I took the dime, they’d quit offering me my choice.”

How do you keep a fool in suspense?

I will tell you tomorrow.

Clams got swiped!

An oldie but a goodie.

“Clams for sale: 2 clams.”

“What’s the difference between my clams and your clams?”

“One clam.”

Can you do it a little slower and explain it to me?

So this the first time this gag be invented eh.

Those fools find out who they are the day after election day that gave millions of dollars to the campaign of the loser.

Forerunner to the slot machine.

“Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.”

Crafty indeed.

These days, if a youngster somehow gets some extra money, they spend it on a new “tat”. Sad!

The late Harry Anderson, AKA Harry “The Hat” Gittes, AKA Judge Harold T. Stone would be proud.

Today my wife and I are going to see “Deadpool & Wolverine”. I’m not sure whether my wife will like it or not but I love how Dead Pool wisecracks all the time, even when things get serious, just like me!

“A fool says… whaat?”

“What?”

Or you could sell fake bibles and tennis shoes.

I think Curls did it in the original.

That’s an old one from my younger days! LOL! I guess when this stuff is forgotten, the next generation has a blast with it! :-)

And I am quite sure that this method of “trickery” would apply to almost ALL of the ads that show up on YouTube, as well as the shilling that certain “political pundits” do for their sponsors.

Is this about P. T. Barnum?

That’s like the old joke how do you keep an idiot in suspense? I’ll tell you next week. ☺

It is not inherently foolish to trust others. But once a person lies to you, you should never trust him again even even if he used to be the president. Or maybe especially then.

Somebody watched The Grifters

“Hey! Wait a minute!”

There’s a sucker born every minute