Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 01, 2024

Well, none of them look like they did 20 years ago.

The worst is Nicole Kidman The plastic surgery she had done on her face was not a good decision.

So who will Les be hot for?

This arc is about Tiffany?

“Against Stupidity the Gods Themselves Strive in Vain.” ~~ Asimov, maybe quoting someone else.

At this point, I’m beginning to hope it really is Tiff who Les is hot for. Seems like our most interesting option.

This from a person who once insisted people refer to her as Sheraton St. Louis…

Tiff is right. You’re naming all movie stars with millions of dollars’ worth of plastic surgery and access to best medicine and skincare and all that. Come on, name an ordinary person who looks as good as those stars at the same age, Dez.

Tiff makes a good point. These people pay buco dinero to look like half their real age.

Kamalla Harris!

Tiffany’s last line is pretty good.

The Mrs. still says I look killer. Mebbe I mis – heard her an she said I look like a killer..

Your dad is hot Tiffany

TJ. Les envisions eating better in his future.

These college girls can’t be this clueless about menopause, can they?

Just a reminder—in our dimension, this was a few years ago, in the Luannverse—I have no idea. But Tiff definitely was very attracted to Les, who was charming her at dinner this one time, by showing off a weird skill where he can tie knots with his tongue. I think that was it. At one point, at her private dorm room (when she had one), she was giving him clear signals she wanted him to stay. Being Les, he didn’t pick up on said signals, and left.

So since things have progressed to the point where we can now unequivocally know Gunther and Betts have a very fulfilling sex life—and total privacy to conduct it, since things have not progressed that much—why couldn’t Tiff have a relationship with—honestly, anyone. Is she actually still a virgin? I bet you anything Les is. All talk, no follow through. But the tongue thing was kind of cool. Anyway, Gunther isn’t. It’s always the ones you don’t suspect. Though obviously you’d expect it from Stefani. Whose orgasmic squeals are so frequently heard. Along with references to bodily fluids. Honestly, maybe things have progressed too far?

I’d suggest Cher (who is around 70), but she’s a poster girl for plastic surgery. Love that she used to advertise hair care products, and she wears WIGS!! LOL

Well, I am 58 and I am athletic, so why not?!