My wife and I wandered into some sort of barrista place, and while she placed her three-line order, I pondered the board. , “And what would YOU like?” the clerk asked. Before I could answer, my wife said, “He’s from Seattle.”
“Oh, then he’ll probably want a -” and she rattled off about a five-line order. I said, “Actually, I’m a Seattle native.”
All the extra ingredients are just distraction. They just don’t like coffee.
One guy said they could cut the wait time by using an alphabet menu with each letter representing a mix. His friend said there weren’t enough letters in any language to cover all the variations people thought up.
Another said people ask for all the variations so as to make themselves feel unique. Wondered if that worked. Reply ‘gotta do something to break out of the rut.’
CatonaPC© about 5 hours ago
Missing: Coffee for Italians line.
TStyle78 about 4 hours ago
Is it longer because more people want it or because it takes longer to order them?
Jml58 about 4 hours ago
I like my coffee like my girls, warm and sweet.
eromlig about 4 hours ago
My wife and I wandered into some sort of barrista place, and while she placed her three-line order, I pondered the board. , “And what would YOU like?” the clerk asked. Before I could answer, my wife said, “He’s from Seattle.”
“Oh, then he’ll probably want a -” and she rattled off about a five-line order. I said, “Actually, I’m a Seattle native.”
“Oh,” she said. “So, cuppa mud?”
“Black, please.”
Pickled Pete about 4 hours ago
I could have something funny to say about this except there is no punch line..
sandpiper about 3 hours ago
All the extra ingredients are just distraction. They just don’t like coffee.
One guy said they could cut the wait time by using an alphabet menu with each letter representing a mix. His friend said there weren’t enough letters in any language to cover all the variations people thought up.
Another said people ask for all the variations so as to make themselves feel unique. Wondered if that worked. Reply ‘gotta do something to break out of the rut.’
Dogtreat Premium Member 38 minutes ago
Fine with me. I’ll take mine black.
dflak 32 minutes ago
I don’t want to say that I am old school, but I can’t even order a cup of coffee anymore.