Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 04, 2024

  1. Ava2
    C  about 2 months ago

    Wouldn’t be an issue if your hair was longer

     •  Reply
  2. Photo
    Robin Harwood  about 2 months ago

    Could there ever be a right time?

     •  Reply
  3. Img 5555
    Da'Dad  about 2 months ago

    Sorry, they do seem to get bigger the longer you’re walking around. From WebMD:

    Noses and ears are made of cartilage, a flexible tissue that’s harder than skin but softer than bone. It wears down over time and doesn’t give as much support to the skin on top of it. Your skin also loses elasticity and firmness over time, and it tends to sag. Loose or sagging skin over a weaker cartilage frame makes ears and noses look longer.

     •  Reply
  4. Ti
    Rhetorical_Question   about 2 months ago

    Wrong explanation?

     •  Reply
  5. 20210517 082929
    flagmichael  about 2 months ago

    One of the perks of getting old is to have no care about our features. Soon enough they will get very much worse, but until then life goes on!

     •  Reply
  6. Missing large
    fjblume2000  about 2 months ago

    There are times when silence is golden! A kiss, a hug, etc will make her forget her ears, Bucko!

     •  Reply
  7. Missing large
    Homerville Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Not a safe reply. Arlo.

     •  Reply
  8. Missing large
    cracker65  about 2 months ago

    That was the perfect answer

     •  Reply
  9. Gameguy49
    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    It’s just one of them, the other is perfect.

     •  Reply
  10. Missing large
    j_m_kuehl  about 2 months ago

    all the more to nibble on

     •  Reply
  11. Img 20240924 104124950 2
    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 2 months ago

    Still isn’t.

     •  Reply
  12. 20210517 082929
    flagmichael  about 2 months ago

    Say… what is the right size and what should we do if they aren’t that size? She’s lived her entire life so far with them.

     •  Reply
  13. John wayne
    The Duke  about 2 months ago

    They’re a distraction from her nose.

     •  Reply
  14. 2006 afl collingwood
    nosirrom  about 2 months ago

    Slipping up and calling her Alfred wasn’t obvious enough?

     •  Reply
  15. Missing large
    ddl297  about 2 months ago

    “Does this hairdo make my ears look fat?” Argh! Another trap!

     •  Reply
  16. 10153654 10201860076559635 7174929319384925209 n
    My First Premium Member about 2 months ago

    As you age, gravity causes the cartilage in your ears and nose to break down and sag. This results in droopier, longer features. Studies have estimated that ears lengthen at a rate of about .22 millimeters per year. The growth appears in men and women, so it’s just one of the many universal joys of getting older.

     •  Reply
  17. Img 3153
    JessieRandySmithJr.  about 2 months ago

    Too big? Why honey, they are beautiful, more to nibble on (then follow through).

     •  Reply
  18. Missing large
    bartwell7  about 2 months ago

    He doesn’t look at her ears!

     •  Reply
  19. Celtic tree of life
    mourdac Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Been a week of minefields for Arlo and he’s managed to avoid stepping on any.

     •  Reply
  20. 71vntclrfjl. ac sx569
    CaptAmerica11  about 2 months ago

    Ears, what ears

     •  Reply
  21. Egret chick
    Fontessa  about 2 months ago

    No point in borrowing trouble.

     •  Reply
  22. Missing large
    j_e_richards  about 2 months ago

    my view every time I get a hair cut…

     •  Reply
  23. Missing large
    Egrayjames  about 2 months ago

    Arlo might have told her about her ears had Janis ever asked…"Does this dress make my ears look big?’’

     •  Reply
  24. Th 2659328858
    Just-me  about 2 months ago

    Her hair covered her ears most of the time and even if he did notice, why in the world would he say anything about it. Doing so would only hurt her feelings.

     •  Reply
  25. Face
    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  about 2 months ago

    He could tell her that although her ears are longer and her breasts are sagging, at least the hem of her skirt is rising away from the floor…

     •  Reply
  26. Fe9a6b5e df21 4f3a bf55 4590a5295ee7
    ajr58(1)  about 2 months ago

    Stella Kidd in Chicago Fire has substantial ears, and she is cute as all heck!

     •  Reply
  27. Missing large
    BJDucer  about 2 months ago

    I read something long ago that said something like:

    Men look in the mirror at themselves and think “Not bad…”

    Women look in the mirror and only find flaws….

     •  Reply
  28. Photo
    DawnQuinn1  about 2 months ago

    If he cares to stay married, he will not mention it again.

     •  Reply
  29. Large flag 08.21.24
    jarvisloop  about 2 months ago

    LBJ had quite a set of ears on him.

    Now, I think that I understand why the early presidents wore wigs.

     •  Reply
  30. Large flag 08.21.24
    jarvisloop  about 2 months ago

    About graying: Gray hair makes a man look extinguished.

     •  Reply
  31. Images  2
    robin.axten Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Too big for what?

     •  Reply
  32. Fasseddie
    FassEddie  about 2 months ago

    “I never look at your ears. I’m still taking in everything else.”

     •  Reply
  33. Missing large
    Out of the Past  about 2 months ago

    It still takes two of her ears to match his nose.

     •  Reply
  34. Missing large
    waltermgm  about 2 months ago

    I didn’t think you’d want to hear that.

     •  Reply
  35. Missing large
    dpatrickryan Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Really mess with her and point out that they get bigger as you get older.

     •  Reply
  36. 250
    ladykat  about 2 months ago

    Your ears are just fine.

     •  Reply
  37. Picture
    RonMcCalip  about 2 months ago

    Who’s looking at your ears, when I can get lost in your eyes?

     •  Reply
  38. Missing large
    mousefumanchu Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Don’t have mirrors in my house cept for bathroom & hand mirror. Saves a lot of time.

     •  Reply
  39. P1030365
    flushed  about 2 months ago

    Timing is everything.

     •  Reply
  40. Aa99d57f 1a8c 432d 9b5d 9d291350b1f0 4 5005 c
    edrorie723  about 2 months ago

    “Never” is the right time.

     •  Reply
  41. Captain smokeblower
    poppacapsmokeblower  about 2 months ago

    Your ears are so small you didn’t hear me tell you I love your ears.

     •  Reply
  42. Louis2
    PoodleGroomer  about 2 months ago

    They’re attached to you and I don’t see anything that needs improvement or changing.

     •  Reply
  43. Nollanav
    DaBump Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Your ears aren’t too big, your head is too small.

     •  Reply
  44. Comics 2022
    Skeptical Meg  about 2 months ago

    Now replace “ears” with “boobs” and see what he says.

     •  Reply
  45. Missing large
    dadlivonia  about 2 months ago

    wrong answer, Arlo

     •  Reply
  46. 689 6897683 blue rebel alliance logo png transparent png
    KEA  about 2 months ago

    One of mine is longer than the other, never noticed until a few months ago; now it bothers even more than Stephen Colbert’s

     •  Reply
  47. Missing large
    jonesbeltone  about 2 months ago

    As Sheldon Cooper would say," Your hair is different. I don’t like it. Change it back," I tried for three days, but I don’t like it. Change it back.

     •  Reply
  48. Aj icon60
    Dr_Fogg  about 2 months ago

    I wonder if Arlo will be here tomorrow??

     •  Reply
  49. Missing large
    suelou  about 2 months ago

    Why would someone tell someone he loved, that her ears are too big? For what? Has she ever told him his nose is too big??

     •  Reply
  50. Missing large
    FireAnt_Hater  about 2 months ago

    Arlo, I hope she believes you when you say you were just trying to be funny.

     •  Reply
  51. 9a61ec07410e91ff118cd354baf25d1f sticker
    Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Why would she suddenly notice her ears? Her hair color may be different, but it is the exact same style.

     •  Reply
  52. Missing large
    eced52  about 2 months ago

    They were always covered by your hair, and they didn’t matter.

     •  Reply
  53. N1495118875 241922 2408
    Ermine Notyours  about 2 months ago

    But big-eared bunnies and puppies are cute!

     •  Reply
  54. Ca avatar patch
    CougarAllen  about 2 months ago

    Uh oh! NOT the right answer. Shoulda said, “All the better to hear me with!”

     •  Reply
  55. Missing large
    sincavage05  about 2 months ago

    Some things are best left not being said, the couch isn’t a nice sleep.

     •  Reply
  56. Hanszarkov
    CleverHans Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I’ve never noticed older women’s ears being big, probably because they are usually covered by their hair. Tragically, older men tend to run out of hair to hide their growing imperfections, and the hair growing out of their ears and noses only makes it so much worse. Bushy beards and caps with ear flaps are our only defenses, and they are poor ones indeed.

     •  Reply
  57. Swallowed a hockey stick
    Ceeg22 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Mine only look big after the cut, then they go back to normal size

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Arlo and Janis