Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 04, 2024

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    C  about 1 month ago

    Wouldn’t be an issue if your hair was longer

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    Robin Harwood  about 1 month ago

    Could there ever be a right time?

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    Da'Dad  about 1 month ago

    Sorry, they do seem to get bigger the longer you’re walking around. From WebMD:

    Noses and ears are made of cartilage, a flexible tissue that’s harder than skin but softer than bone. It wears down over time and doesn’t give as much support to the skin on top of it. Your skin also loses elasticity and firmness over time, and it tends to sag. Loose or sagging skin over a weaker cartilage frame makes ears and noses look longer.

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    Rhetorical_Question   about 1 month ago

    Wrong explanation?

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    flagmichael  about 1 month ago

    One of the perks of getting old is to have no care about our features. Soon enough they will get very much worse, but until then life goes on!

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    fjblume2000  about 1 month ago

    There are times when silence is golden! A kiss, a hug, etc will make her forget her ears, Bucko!

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    Homerville Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Not a safe reply. Arlo.

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    cracker65  about 1 month ago

    That was the perfect answer

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    It’s just one of them, the other is perfect.

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    j_m_kuehl  about 1 month ago

    all the more to nibble on

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 1 month ago

    Still isn’t.

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    flagmichael  about 1 month ago

    Say… what is the right size and what should we do if they aren’t that size? She’s lived her entire life so far with them.

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    The Duke  about 1 month ago

    They’re a distraction from her nose.

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    nosirrom  about 1 month ago

    Slipping up and calling her Alfred wasn’t obvious enough?

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    ddl297  about 1 month ago

    “Does this hairdo make my ears look fat?” Argh! Another trap!

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    My First Premium Member about 1 month ago

    As you age, gravity causes the cartilage in your ears and nose to break down and sag. This results in droopier, longer features. Studies have estimated that ears lengthen at a rate of about .22 millimeters per year. The growth appears in men and women, so it’s just one of the many universal joys of getting older.

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    JessieRandySmithJr.  about 1 month ago

    Too big? Why honey, they are beautiful, more to nibble on (then follow through).

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    bartwell7  about 1 month ago

    He doesn’t look at her ears!

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    mourdac Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Been a week of minefields for Arlo and he’s managed to avoid stepping on any.

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    CaptAmerica11  about 1 month ago

    Ears, what ears

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    Fontessa  about 1 month ago

    No point in borrowing trouble.

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    j_e_richards  about 1 month ago

    my view every time I get a hair cut…

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    Egrayjames  about 1 month ago

    Arlo might have told her about her ears had Janis ever asked…"Does this dress make my ears look big?’’

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    Just-me  about 1 month ago

    Her hair covered her ears most of the time and even if he did notice, why in the world would he say anything about it. Doing so would only hurt her feelings.

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  about 1 month ago

    He could tell her that although her ears are longer and her breasts are sagging, at least the hem of her skirt is rising away from the floor…

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    ajr58(1)  about 1 month ago

    Stella Kidd in Chicago Fire has substantial ears, and she is cute as all heck!

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    BJDucer  about 1 month ago

    I read something long ago that said something like:

    Men look in the mirror at themselves and think “Not bad…”

    Women look in the mirror and only find flaws….

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    DawnQuinn1  about 1 month ago

    If he cares to stay married, he will not mention it again.

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    jarvisloop  about 1 month ago

    LBJ had quite a set of ears on him.

    Now, I think that I understand why the early presidents wore wigs.

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    jarvisloop  about 1 month ago

    About graying: Gray hair makes a man look extinguished.

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    robin.axten Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Too big for what?

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    FassEddie  about 1 month ago

    “I never look at your ears. I’m still taking in everything else.”

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    Out of the Past  about 1 month ago

    It still takes two of her ears to match his nose.

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    waltermgm  about 1 month ago

    I didn’t think you’d want to hear that.

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    dpatrickryan Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Really mess with her and point out that they get bigger as you get older.

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    ladykat  about 1 month ago

    Your ears are just fine.

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    RonMcCalip  about 1 month ago

    Who’s looking at your ears, when I can get lost in your eyes?

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    mousefumanchu Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Don’t have mirrors in my house cept for bathroom & hand mirror. Saves a lot of time.

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    flushed  about 1 month ago

    Timing is everything.

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    edrorie723  about 1 month ago

    “Never” is the right time.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  about 1 month ago

    Your ears are so small you didn’t hear me tell you I love your ears.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 1 month ago

    They’re attached to you and I don’t see anything that needs improvement or changing.

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    DaBump Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Your ears aren’t too big, your head is too small.

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    Skeptical Meg  about 1 month ago

    Now replace “ears” with “boobs” and see what he says.

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    dadlivonia  about 1 month ago

    wrong answer, Arlo

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    KEA  about 1 month ago

    One of mine is longer than the other, never noticed until a few months ago; now it bothers even more than Stephen Colbert’s

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    jonesbeltone  about 1 month ago

    As Sheldon Cooper would say," Your hair is different. I don’t like it. Change it back," I tried for three days, but I don’t like it. Change it back.

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    Dr_Fogg  about 1 month ago

    I wonder if Arlo will be here tomorrow??

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    suelou  about 1 month ago

    Why would someone tell someone he loved, that her ears are too big? For what? Has she ever told him his nose is too big??

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    FireAnt_Hater  about 1 month ago

    Arlo, I hope she believes you when you say you were just trying to be funny.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Why would she suddenly notice her ears? Her hair color may be different, but it is the exact same style.

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    eced52  about 1 month ago

    They were always covered by your hair, and they didn’t matter.

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    Ermine Notyours  about 1 month ago

    But big-eared bunnies and puppies are cute!

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    CougarAllen  about 1 month ago

    Uh oh! NOT the right answer. Shoulda said, “All the better to hear me with!”

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    sincavage05  about 1 month ago

    Some things are best left not being said, the couch isn’t a nice sleep.

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    CleverHans Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I’ve never noticed older women’s ears being big, probably because they are usually covered by their hair. Tragically, older men tend to run out of hair to hide their growing imperfections, and the hair growing out of their ears and noses only makes it so much worse. Bushy beards and caps with ear flaps are our only defenses, and they are poor ones indeed.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 11 days ago

    Mine only look big after the cut, then they go back to normal size

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