Sorry, they do seem to get bigger the longer you’re walking around. From WebMD:
Noses and ears are made of cartilage, a flexible tissue that’s harder than skin but softer than bone. It wears down over time and doesn’t give as much support to the skin on top of it. Your skin also loses elasticity and firmness over time, and it tends to sag. Loose or sagging skin over a weaker cartilage frame makes ears and noses look longer.
As you age, gravity causes the cartilage in your ears and nose to break down and sag. This results in droopier, longer features. Studies have estimated that ears lengthen at a rate of about .22 millimeters per year. The growth appears in men and women, so it’s just one of the many universal joys of getting older.
Her hair covered her ears most of the time and even if he did notice, why in the world would he say anything about it. Doing so would only hurt her feelings.
I’ve never noticed older women’s ears being big, probably because they are usually covered by their hair. Tragically, older men tend to run out of hair to hide their growing imperfections, and the hair growing out of their ears and noses only makes it so much worse. Bushy beards and caps with ear flaps are our only defenses, and they are poor ones indeed.
C about 2 months ago
Wouldn’t be an issue if your hair was longer
Robin Harwood about 2 months ago
Could there ever be a right time?
Da'Dad about 2 months ago
Sorry, they do seem to get bigger the longer you’re walking around. From WebMD:
Noses and ears are made of cartilage, a flexible tissue that’s harder than skin but softer than bone. It wears down over time and doesn’t give as much support to the skin on top of it. Your skin also loses elasticity and firmness over time, and it tends to sag. Loose or sagging skin over a weaker cartilage frame makes ears and noses look longer.
Rhetorical_Question about 2 months ago
Wrong explanation?
flagmichael about 2 months ago
One of the perks of getting old is to have no care about our features. Soon enough they will get very much worse, but until then life goes on!
fjblume2000 about 2 months ago
There are times when silence is golden! A kiss, a hug, etc will make her forget her ears, Bucko!
Homerville Premium Member about 2 months ago
Not a safe reply. Arlo.
cracker65 about 2 months ago
That was the perfect answer
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 months ago
It’s just one of them, the other is perfect.
j_m_kuehl about 2 months ago
all the more to nibble on
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 2 months ago
Still isn’t.
flagmichael about 2 months ago
Say… what is the right size and what should we do if they aren’t that size? She’s lived her entire life so far with them.
The Duke about 2 months ago
They’re a distraction from her nose.
nosirrom about 2 months ago
Slipping up and calling her Alfred wasn’t obvious enough?
ddl297 about 2 months ago
“Does this hairdo make my ears look fat?” Argh! Another trap!
My First Premium Member about 2 months ago
As you age, gravity causes the cartilage in your ears and nose to break down and sag. This results in droopier, longer features. Studies have estimated that ears lengthen at a rate of about .22 millimeters per year. The growth appears in men and women, so it’s just one of the many universal joys of getting older.
JessieRandySmithJr. about 2 months ago
Too big? Why honey, they are beautiful, more to nibble on (then follow through).
bartwell7 about 2 months ago
He doesn’t look at her ears!
mourdac Premium Member about 2 months ago
Been a week of minefields for Arlo and he’s managed to avoid stepping on any.
CaptAmerica11 about 2 months ago
Ears, what ears
Fontessa about 2 months ago
No point in borrowing trouble.
j_e_richards about 2 months ago
my view every time I get a hair cut…
Egrayjames about 2 months ago
Arlo might have told her about her ears had Janis ever asked…"Does this dress make my ears look big?’’
Just-me about 2 months ago
Her hair covered her ears most of the time and even if he did notice, why in the world would he say anything about it. Doing so would only hurt her feelings.
BadCreaturesBecomeDems about 2 months ago
He could tell her that although her ears are longer and her breasts are sagging, at least the hem of her skirt is rising away from the floor…
ajr58(1) about 2 months ago
Stella Kidd in Chicago Fire has substantial ears, and she is cute as all heck!
BJDucer about 2 months ago
I read something long ago that said something like:
Men look in the mirror at themselves and think “Not bad…”
Women look in the mirror and only find flaws….
DawnQuinn1 about 2 months ago
If he cares to stay married, he will not mention it again.
jarvisloop about 2 months ago
LBJ had quite a set of ears on him.
Now, I think that I understand why the early presidents wore wigs.
jarvisloop about 2 months ago
About graying: Gray hair makes a man look extinguished.
robin.axten Premium Member about 2 months ago
Too big for what?
FassEddie about 2 months ago
“I never look at your ears. I’m still taking in everything else.”
Out of the Past about 2 months ago
It still takes two of her ears to match his nose.
waltermgm about 2 months ago
I didn’t think you’d want to hear that.
dpatrickryan Premium Member about 2 months ago
Really mess with her and point out that they get bigger as you get older.
ladykat about 2 months ago
Your ears are just fine.
RonMcCalip about 2 months ago
Who’s looking at your ears, when I can get lost in your eyes?
mousefumanchu Premium Member about 2 months ago
Don’t have mirrors in my house cept for bathroom & hand mirror. Saves a lot of time.
flushed about 2 months ago
Timing is everything.
edrorie723 about 2 months ago
“Never” is the right time.
poppacapsmokeblower about 2 months ago
Your ears are so small you didn’t hear me tell you I love your ears.
PoodleGroomer about 2 months ago
They’re attached to you and I don’t see anything that needs improvement or changing.
DaBump Premium Member about 2 months ago
Your ears aren’t too big, your head is too small.
Skeptical Meg about 2 months ago
Now replace “ears” with “boobs” and see what he says.
dadlivonia about 2 months ago
wrong answer, Arlo
KEA about 2 months ago
One of mine is longer than the other, never noticed until a few months ago; now it bothers even more than Stephen Colbert’s
jonesbeltone about 2 months ago
As Sheldon Cooper would say," Your hair is different. I don’t like it. Change it back," I tried for three days, but I don’t like it. Change it back.
Dr_Fogg about 2 months ago
I wonder if Arlo will be here tomorrow??
suelou about 2 months ago
Why would someone tell someone he loved, that her ears are too big? For what? Has she ever told him his nose is too big??
FireAnt_Hater about 2 months ago
Arlo, I hope she believes you when you say you were just trying to be funny.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 2 months ago
Why would she suddenly notice her ears? Her hair color may be different, but it is the exact same style.
eced52 about 2 months ago
They were always covered by your hair, and they didn’t matter.
Ermine Notyours about 2 months ago
But big-eared bunnies and puppies are cute!
CougarAllen about 2 months ago
Uh oh! NOT the right answer. Shoulda said, “All the better to hear me with!”
sincavage05 about 2 months ago
Some things are best left not being said, the couch isn’t a nice sleep.
CleverHans Premium Member about 2 months ago
I’ve never noticed older women’s ears being big, probably because they are usually covered by their hair. Tragically, older men tend to run out of hair to hide their growing imperfections, and the hair growing out of their ears and noses only makes it so much worse. Bushy beards and caps with ear flaps are our only defenses, and they are poor ones indeed.
Ceeg22 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Mine only look big after the cut, then they go back to normal size