Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 24, 2024

either the big bang or the neighbor star having a loud party

Somebody in high school chemistry added too many Mentos to the Diet Coke. But we can’t complain, we wouldn’t be here otherwise.

Not much happened after that.

Beans. And possibly cabbage.

Aha. Just what the ancient astronut theorists was always suspected. It was ancient aliens talking back then.

The earliest voice might have said “Can you hear me now”?

The sound from before the big bang was “Pull my finger!”

Then the bomb-squad said ‘ooops’

This is soooo silly.

That “sound” would have been from millions and millions of years ago.

No way would it be in modern English.

It should be in Latin!

Jai guru deva, om

If you slow the recording down, it sounds like ‘whiskeytangofoxtrotttttt…..’

That was pretty much what I said after my neighbor fired off a cannon without warning me first, except without the profanity filter.

Somebody Must Have Stepped On A Duck?

A BIG bang!

Did you hear that!!??

I thought it would translate into “BANG”.

I enjoy the comics for a few moment of entertainment each morning….In today’s strip, Dr. Mel’s effort genuinely had me laughing out loud :0)

Uh, that’s not an audio recording of the early universe. You could do the same thing with a rainbow – still not an audio recording.

“OW! Durn it, banged my head again! Oops, there goes another universe.” Tsk, tsk, tsk, just being silly, but I do have some awful thoughts sometimes.

“Wow! That was way too many Burritos!”

Will our insurance policy cover that?

In the beginning, God ripped off a big one.

eons ago, I was rehearsing a high school school play and my role required me to jump and scream when I heard a border cause an explosion in the basement. I just couldn’t do it. The Director would keep trying to sneak up behind me to startle me but my peripheral vision was too good and I always saw him coming so we change the part so everybody else screamed and I just looked up and went oh it was a good gag

Obviously before the invention of more colorful four letter words.

Quick! Duck!

It says it’s calling about our car’s extended warranty.

Space and time themselves began with the Big Bang. So there was no place you could have been standing around to witness the Bang. All space was within the Bang.

Ka-boom?

380,000 years after the Big Bang came the big call for gun control.