eons ago, I was rehearsing a high school school play and my role required me to jump and scream when I heard a border cause an explosion in the basement. I just couldn’t do it. The Director would keep trying to sneak up behind me to startle me but my peripheral vision was too good and I always saw him coming so we change the part so everybody else screamed and I just looked up and went oh it was a good gag
Space and time themselves began with the Big Bang. So there was no place you could have been standing around to witness the Bang. All space was within the Bang.
rcham2k about 22 hours ago
either the big bang or the neighbor star having a loud party
Bilan about 22 hours ago
Somebody in high school chemistry added too many Mentos to the Diet Coke. But we can’t complain, we wouldn’t be here otherwise.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 21 hours ago
Not much happened after that.
Izzy Moreno about 20 hours ago
Beans. And possibly cabbage.
Gent about 20 hours ago
Aha. Just what the ancient astronut theorists was always suspected. It was ancient aliens talking back then.
phritzg Premium Member about 20 hours ago
The earliest voice might have said “Can you hear me now”?
syzygy47 about 19 hours ago
The sound from before the big bang was “Pull my finger!”
kantuck-nadie about 18 hours ago
Then the bomb-squad said ‘ooops’
Differentname about 18 hours ago
This is soooo silly.
That “sound” would have been from millions and millions of years ago.
No way would it be in modern English.
It should be in Latin!
Havel about 16 hours ago
Jai guru deva, om
gantech about 16 hours ago
If you slow the recording down, it sounds like ‘whiskeytangofoxtrotttttt…..’
Kroykali about 15 hours ago
That was pretty much what I said after my neighbor fired off a cannon without warning me first, except without the profanity filter.
philwinn about 15 hours ago
Somebody Must Have Stepped On A Duck?
baskate_2000 about 15 hours ago
A BIG bang!
Slowly, he turned... about 15 hours ago
Did you hear that!!??
Steverino Premium Member about 15 hours ago
I thought it would translate into “BANG”.
BJDucer about 15 hours ago
I enjoy the comics for a few moment of entertainment each morning….In today’s strip, Dr. Mel’s effort genuinely had me laughing out loud :0)
Cactus-Pete about 14 hours ago
Uh, that’s not an audio recording of the early universe. You could do the same thing with a rainbow – still not an audio recording.
DaBump Premium Member about 14 hours ago
“OW! Durn it, banged my head again! Oops, there goes another universe.” Tsk, tsk, tsk, just being silly, but I do have some awful thoughts sometimes.
ChessPirate about 13 hours ago
“Wow! That was way too many Burritos!”
old_geek about 13 hours ago
Will our insurance policy cover that?
GojusJoe about 13 hours ago
In the beginning, God ripped off a big one.
ComicsBinger Premium Member about 11 hours ago
eons ago, I was rehearsing a high school school play and my role required me to jump and scream when I heard a border cause an explosion in the basement. I just couldn’t do it. The Director would keep trying to sneak up behind me to startle me but my peripheral vision was too good and I always saw him coming so we change the part so everybody else screamed and I just looked up and went oh it was a good gag
cuzinron47 about 11 hours ago
Obviously before the invention of more colorful four letter words.
Mike Baldwin creator about 9 hours ago
Quick! Duck!
eb110americana about 7 hours ago
It says it’s calling about our car’s extended warranty.
JBWeld about 7 hours ago
Space and time themselves began with the Big Bang. So there was no place you could have been standing around to witness the Bang. All space was within the Bang.
geese28 about 5 hours ago
Ka-boom?
William Bludworth Premium Member about 2 hours ago
380,000 years after the Big Bang came the big call for gun control.