Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 05, 2012

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    Orion-13  over 12 years ago

    Is that the ultimate sequel to The Naked Gun?

    Orion

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    ChrissyT  over 12 years ago

    That rat is a really great explanation for some people I know.

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    unnormal  over 12 years ago

    “Surprise, surprise! … it wasn’t ‘evolution’ after all!”

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    Linux0s  over 12 years ago

    Apparently bomb technology supersedes clothing.

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    Cofyjunky  over 12 years ago

    I wonder sometimes if God just waits for us to finish out our existence on his planet. After all, he’s the only one to know what will happen.

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    Dtroutma  over 12 years ago

    Hmm, naked agression, vulnerable to a sling shot, actually.

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    dfowensby  over 12 years ago

    yeh yeh. ho hum. sorta like “(not) Finding Bigfoot”. eh? you can rerun wacknut stuff like this just like wiley is his strips. it’s not amazing, it’s not mysterious, it’s a non-woop. noone cares. my rent’s more important than UFOs

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    Arianne  over 12 years ago

    I once knew a newlywed couple who frequently flicked each other on the forehead like that for fun. When we asked them why they were doing that, they said it was just a little negative reinforcement. P.S. The marriage didn’t last.

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    Odd Dog Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Which goes first the bomb or the bomber

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    There are a lot worse ways to die than being blown up….it gets you out in the open air……

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    At the risk of controversy, I’ve never been able to determine why evolution and creationism aren’t compatible….Most scientists are religious,….I think it’s the religious who aren’t scientific….their bad….

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    thesnowleopard Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Hee. Go God.

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    Miserichord  over 12 years ago

    Line from a coworker.“I’m a research scientist because of my faith that God created everything. I want to know how She did it.”

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    roctor  over 12 years ago

    God,.he’s everwhere you want him to be.

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    Richard Surran Premium Member over 12 years ago

    It’s God doing an Earth Reset. Back to the fish. I hate to say it but I think we are due.

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    Barbaratoo  over 12 years ago

    I just think it’s funny.

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    zoidknight  over 12 years ago

    Next up “Bombs and Roses” the loudest band anywhere.

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    Greyhame  over 12 years ago

    Most modern Christian sects are scientific, they just keep their mouths shut. Only some fundamentalists argue and the media points them out as being representative of all.

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    halibaitor  over 12 years ago

    @ Radish… Where do you get your tinfoil hats?

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    dabugger  over 12 years ago

    the fable………

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    That’s Rmoney up on top, there, drawing a bead on Iran.Am voting for Obama-am already against the next war.Please, Lord, don’t let Mitt happen.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @Radish

    You can’t get a much more credible witness than the commanders of ICBM installations, yet the skeptics continue to debunk.About the same time, the Russians were experiencing the same thing over their missile launch sites.Guess the Russians are just as crazy as the witnesses here, huh?

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @Radish

    Thanks for the link.

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    Bill Chapman  over 12 years ago

    I’ve been waiting for the “Holy Finger-Flick” for quite some time now……

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    WaitingMan  over 12 years ago

    Don’t drop that H-Bomb on me Go drop it on yourself. All right. “The Bomb Song”, Country Joe and the Fish

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    vwdualnomand  over 12 years ago

    we probably kill ourselves in future.

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    Again, Varnes: I second your emotion. I can’t find any real conflict.

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    jkebxjunke  over 12 years ago

    its the ‘nude bomb’

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    tripwire45  over 12 years ago

    Iranian evolution?

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    Do you think God is just gonna flick his earlobes?

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    Raymond Powell  over 12 years ago

    Oh, please do!!!

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    crlinder  over 12 years ago

    Humans need a good flick in the rear.

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    eleibs  over 12 years ago

    God’s a lefty!

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    llong65  over 12 years ago

    it wasn’t evolution….it was continous changes in design.

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    K Hochman  over 12 years ago

    I love this strip. The guy’s perspective is great.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @elelbs

    Amen,bro, and Eugene V. Debs (3rd party candidate for president about 100 years ago) said it best :“Jesus was the greatest socialist the world has ever known”. Please refer to Webster’s definition of socialism. (The way to empathy and compassion).

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @INGSOC

    Right on. “Those who refuse to learn the lessons of history are condemned to repeat those lessons”.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @Lin Gee Whilikers

    Thanks for your post, but don’t really want to be one of those to do the repopulating. Have had enough fun this time around.

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    sonnygreen  over 12 years ago

    I believe you covered our existence accurately. That flick of the finger has been predicted to happen 12/21/12.

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    stanwal  over 12 years ago

    Because if the world is only 6000 years old there is no time for evolution. Also life shows NO evidence of being intelligently designed; for example the human eyes are wired backward. However, God did get it right with octopus eyes. Besides a PhD in the history of science I have a graduate degree in theology; in 4 years time I never encountered anyone who thought that the biblical creation account was literal truth. Actually they are plagiarized from Babylonian stories just like the story of the flood. The motto of the creationists is "who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes [and mind]?

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    Perhaps, it is time for their notions of “god” to flick a finger, and return the earth – and all creation – to that time of which it is written>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>FLICKED BY THE FICKLE FINGER OF FATE !!

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    pnorman1  over 12 years ago

    Hey Tigger, unless there are two animated movies named “Wizards” with a Post Nuclear War theme, the release date of “Wizards” was 1977. It was produced by Ralph Bakshi who also did the “Fritz the Cat” movie as well as an animated version of “The Lord of the Rings.”

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    TheAuldWan  over 12 years ago

    KaBoom!

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    Ginny Premium Member over 12 years ago

    absolutely LOVE this strip; gives me my first chuckle of the day.

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    JR6019  over 12 years ago

    Science is the how of the universe.God is the why.Apples, oranges. I like both.

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    Ernest Lemmingway  over 12 years ago

    I think a little Deus ex Machina would be useful about now.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member over 12 years ago

    isn’t it about time to bring back your superhero so that he can, once again, explain the constitution to fools. and to point out that most people have no idea who their reps even are. I remember a sunday strip from before 2000. I worked the 2000 census and put it up where everyone could see it. Every person thought that it was both thought provoking and very funny. I wish I could remember the name of that “superhero”

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    timbob2313 Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Was it obivious man?

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    Wiley creator over 12 years ago

    Uh…folks? You know this cartoon isn’t about evolution or religion, right? Right….?

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    Spyderred  over 12 years ago

    Christian prefer to believe, not know. Such simplistic thinking as imagining a literal heaven seems to make it easy to hate another, and even easier to use weapons against them.

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    peachyanddanny  over 12 years ago

    Israelis.

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    Discombob  over 12 years ago

    One of the best arguments I’ve seen against there being a divinity. Good work Wiley!

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    Rodney99  about 12 years ago

    “The Military announced a new “nuclear” hand grenade today. It produces a crater 300 feet wide and 50 feet deep. They’re having a little trouble testing it though, as the average soldier can only throw it 60 feet…"

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    yankee2  about 12 years ago

    If only it were true…

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    stripseeker  about 12 years ago

    @Wiley

    One final post today. Should have occurred long before this, but finally noticed the finger God did the flicking with.Thanks for this crowning touch to today’s strip.Love ya!

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    pam Miner  about 12 years ago

    We evolved to the point we can kill everything on the Earth. If I were God, I would flick them off too.

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    freeholder1  about 12 years ago

    You DO realize your hawking and crabbing about the evils of religion would hold more water if it didn’t contain a number of atheist myths and begin by quoting a devout Muslim. : )

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    freeholder1  about 12 years ago

    Same request as always: Any time an evolutionist can show an experiment to prove life naturally derived from inorganic life, the base “theory” of evolution, you can start talking about having proof. Otherwise, you are just a religious zealot pushing an unproven myth.

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    freeholder1  about 12 years ago

    Actually, they are ALL religious. It’s just that one of the religions is naturalism., If you doubt, read a science book on evolution and every time they use nature read God. Be surprised how much it sounds like the quran or book of mormon.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Amen — now there’s a God I can believe in.

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    Fentroll  about 12 years ago

    my favorite part of the day is logging on here and seeing people using this CARTOON COMMENT section to argue and voice their political and personal views…..its cartoons.ye understand?no?I did not think you would…….what sad little lives.

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    DanReynolds  about 12 years ago

    @mark josephEvidence? You have eyes, but you can’t see. Ever experience love? Perhaps that of your mother or father? Now, you’re getting onto it. These are but a shadow of the love of God.You said…“kowtowing to either you or your god without some damn good reasons.:No reason to be angry. I’m not forcing God on you. This is impossible. No more than you can force one person to love another person. God doesn’t force His love on us…it’s something we have to accept with our own free will.Peace, brother.

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    DanReynolds  about 12 years ago

    @mark josephHere’s a thought to ponder…I would rather live my life as if there is a God, and die to find out there isn’t, than live my life as if there isn’t, and die to find out there is.

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    Fentroll  about 12 years ago

    @ DaReynoldsVERY nicely said.we should all live in such a way.

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