Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 30, 2021

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Why, so she can kick you guys from underneath?

This doesn’t have to be a total abstinence vs no limits thing. They could save the fun for Sat/ Sunday nights only and alternate between Step and Kips rooms.

Kip came there bc he has 3 roommates and they probably think Tiff will be easier to run over. She needs to put her foot down and get creative if they persist.

Tell Stef to DROP DEAD!

What would be a third option for privacy? Oh, that’s right: shut the door.

I betcha regret leaving the mansion now dont you Tiff?

Two points. One is that Stefani has ousted Ted Cruz for having the Most Punchable Face in America. Secondly, Stef has, hands-down, won the Stupidest Character in the Luanniverse. The strip implies that Stef wants to curtain off the lower bunk so Tiffany won’t see them in the upper bunk boinking. As if the grunts, groans, huffing and puffing, the squeak of the springs and the rattle of the make shift bunkbed wouldn’t terrify anyone trying to sleep in the lower bunk.

I love the eye peeking out from the sheet-curtain!

Tiff obviously has no love left for Stef.

At this rate, neither will we.

In the first panel it looks like something is running off the edge of the bed. Eeeeewww.

This is getting pretty silly. So they’re mature enough to “get freaky” but come up with solutions age appropriate to middle school? Kick their butts out Tiff!

Move back home. Commute. Rent out a room if you need company.

Stef is not taking this seriously. She thinks it is perfectly OK to have sex in front of others (sheet around the bed is not much of privacy as they could be heard and their movements visible and felt). I think Tiff ought to bunk with Dez who is the other quad roommate without a boyfriend. Let Bets and Stef work out a schedule for who has the room on which nights. Plus Gunther lives off-campus so Bets could be there anytime – why bother staying at the dorm? That said, Tiff could room with Bets and get her privacy. Dez apparently doesn’t mind the lovebirds having sex while she is in the room. I personally don’t get that. It is odd. Unless she is aiming for a threesome.

Even better I dea. Skip and Stef rent their own room. On or off campus; they’ll never know the difference. Or care. Ain’t love grand?

So, neither Kip nor Stef has a car with a back seat?

Tiffany is a stronger person than she used to be. I hope she keeps it up. Stef has no shame.

Nobody has mentioned the elephant in the room…this very “adult” story arc. The comics have come a long way, right into the real world.

Well, a blanket would suffocate her after a while….

Stef who made you queen of Tiff room.

Find a car with a large back seat like any self-respecting college couple in heat!

I thought Kip is the star QB of the football team, seems to me if he really wanted privacy he could probably kick his room mate (likely another athlete but not with the star qb status) out of HIS room if he wants some alone time with Stef.

Anyhow time for Tiff to sabotage the romance, move back to the mansion or ask Dez and Bets for assist in finding a third option.

This comic is getting a bit.. ?

Stef’s gotta have it!

The other roommates can get rid of Stef, but they have to take in Bernice as the fourth roommate. Do they make the switch?

Yeah, and she is freakin’ nuts.

A nice spot by the creak – Oops – I mean the creek.

If Stef and Kip are “doing it” in the top bunk, maybe they’ll both fall off and break their damned necks!!

Tiff, why not just move back to the mansion, then kip and steph can have their privacy. I mean really…bunk beds? Unless kip does missionary or maybe doggy style and neither of you make ANY noise. 09/28/21. in Panel one, steph is on top of kip. So a bunkbed will make her head hit the top bunk or the ceiling. And a sheet won’t make it “private.” Want to make it private? get a room…your own room. Sharing a room but dividing it doesn’t make privacy.

Kip is taking an awfully long time to get “dressed and gone.”

Maybe he wants all the ladies (particularly Tiff) to get a real good look?

Now I’m really curious as to why He and Stef broke up.

Methinks Kip is a bit of an opportunist.

Best way to handle this is, a few hours before Tiff goes to bed in the lower bunk, have a huge meal of beans, eggs, and beer. Remember, warm air goes up. Not a dry eye in the house…

And so fornication and lust are introduced to an until now clean strip. How disappointing.

(1) Remember that Tiffany wanted Stefani Bird for a roommate and (2) that Tiffany try to bribe Stefani Bird with food for the privilege of bumping out Desdemona. (3) Stefani Bird`s secret weapon is Kip Lee, former Football Quarterback who lost his single private room and is sharing a quad with a group of men (4) Stefani Bird has an advantage over Tiffany.

I find Stef’s way of thinking… very fascinating. Good thing Tiffany is firmly opposed to her proposal. Being under a bed where two lovers do their thing must be terrible.

Maybe bullet-proof lexan and lots of soundproofing…

it’s 2021, suggest a threesome

It’s obvious that Stef wants a private room. Stef going to push every opportunity.

Panel 2: pppffffFFFFTTTTT HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!!

Never a good idea to give blanket permission, Tiff! :D

Never a good idea to give blanket permission, Tiff – don’t fall for that er, sheet! :D

How about a muzzle? Or maybe a ball-gag?

It’s becoming increasingly apparent that Stef really is that annoyingly stupid. The image of the cutesy-poo air headed cheerleader has always been good for a laugh, but she’s taking it to a whole new realm.

I would think Stef would want the private space in that scenario.

Stef is a selfish, presumptuous twit to put it mildly while Kip is carelessly uncaring but entitled. Tiffany has to put her foot down. To bad there is not a tough RA in this scenario.

Steff is full of sheet.

Ah-HA! He’s buttoning his shirt from the top. Find out if he does drapes. And if he has a Judy Garland record album collection. And lots of ‘Sweatin’ With the Oldies’ Richard Simmons DVDs. He likely is just experimenting with this hetero thingy.

They’re gonna be canoodling on a regular basis. Get ready to see a lot of discarded clothes on the floor, Tiff.

ROFLMBO, I like this exchange.

Maybe Stef should room with Dez. I’m sure Dez is a “free love” type, yeah? (Kip might even get lucky, who knows!)

Tiffany, it’s time to pack your bags and head back to your nice big empty private house. Either that or complain to the university and get Stef kicked out.

I’d say go for it, but the happy couple gets the bottom bunk with the blanket curtains.

Dang, Stef is dumber/denser than Tiff.

Ok Tiffany the time has come, you’ve got to nip this in the bud. Make a big fist and send Stefani to the moon with it. If you don’t this dillydallying will be going on the whole semester.

Meanwhile back at Luann’s room………..

If the bunk’s rocking, don’t come knocking….

Brilliant!

Maybe Tiff wants to make it a threesome.

I think Tiff is a hospitality major.

Stef has a perennial smile on her face thanks to Kip.

I’m a bit surprised that Greg removed all doubt with the “get it on” comment. No more dancing around reality now.

Evans has been pushing the envelope here. Easing into it, as how many times have we seen Brad and Toni in bed together?

Has the dialogue ever been dumber? Really dumb, one track characters require dumb writing. Sorry Greg, hit the escape button and get rid of Steff and Kip.

Tiff should have a bucket of water to throw on them whenever the situation requires it. Problem solved in short order.

Minutes after I met my assigned freshmen roommate for the first time, he told me that his girlfriend was going to sleep over at least 3 nights a weeks so he wanted to me to figure out where I was going to sleep those nights. I said I would make myself scarce for awhile if she came over but I wouldn’t sleep somewhere else 3+ nights a week. First week, he yelled at me about it when I refused to stay out of the room all night. Then he actually went to the housing department to complain about me being an unreasonable roommate. So glad when I switched rooms a couple weeks later. He got assigned a new roommate and the exact same fight between them happened.

194th! Wait, are we still doing this?

Enjoy the f*#kquakes in your slumber cave, Tiff

Tiffany is an interesting enigma and is at a very interesting point.While she was Miss Popular in high school, she actually had few friends and she dated never had a long term boyfriend,

While in the past she has been selfish and cruel to others, in recent months she helped Gunther and Bets reconcile but now she seems to be backsliding to the schemer trying to break up a couple so she can date a QB.I would like to see Dez and Bets help Tiff deal with Stef. Both can help Tiffany as she has smartys when she applies herself

Okay, this was a kind of an interesting, although smutty, comment on college students and sex, but now it’s just getting ridiculous. Not even a cheerleader would suggest that a third person in the room, covered with a sheet, would be okay while having sex. Weird and creepy is my vote. Move on to something else please!

Why should Tiff be the one to hide behind the sheets and blankets? Why don’t Kip and Stef take the bottom bunk? Actually a more adult way might be to have Kip and Stef have a night or two of total privacy in her room and a night or two in HIS room. Tiffany could be gone for a couple of hours on those nights. It sounds like Stef and Kip want everything THEIR way. Danger Tiffany Robinson! Danger! These two will take over if you aren’t careful.

I am not finding this arc to be an amusing comic and it’s dragging out is a most boring way.

That huge, empty McMansion is starting to evoke fond memories, isn’t it, Tiff?

All the while Kip is thinking that he’ll have to go to the bathroom to finish himself off. Can’t let a good thing go to waste.

so they have to to create a character dumber than Tiff – difficult but obviously possible

Dez and Bets cleared out fast, faster than the disinterested Kip. Stef’s solution is no solution at all. She is so annoying and he is no Mr. Personality. Hope Tiffany stands her ground.

if anyone should be behind the curtain it would be them, not her

Reminds me of the prison scene in Brubaker

Gee, if only Tiffany had a mansion she could live in.

Not that she should be the one making concessions necessarily, it’s just that if worse comes to worse, she HAS options. She’s in this situation because she chooses to be.

Stef on top, Tiffany on the bottom, oh the innuendos.

I have to applaud G&K for a more grown up realization that college students actually have relations, but Stef is acting like she is in pre-k with her fort for Tiffany. Stef … this is my class schedule, here are the times you and Kip can have your privacy in the room. Otherwise, go find a bush, a car, a closet for your young and restless moments.

Or, Tiffany could just be their unicorn and they can all get it on. :p

Wow! Someone more obnoxious than Tiffany.

This arc makes me realize how good I had it in college. I should call my old roommate and say thanks for not being a Stef!

That sort of thing also went on during my college days. As I recall, it didn’t exactly endear roommates to one another.

Threesome? Kip won’t mind.

One of you must have a car. The back seat was good enough for your great-gramma forward, Stef. Take that ish down to lookout point. And don’t forget your diaphragm.

Tiffany’s not at all upset that Stef wants the top bunk?

If Kip is like most guys, he won’t mind if Tiff is there.

A sheet would be as effective as the walls in my first apartment

Wow – Stef is just a doorknob… everybody gets a turn – the little ho’.

maybe by the end of the week, a sensible solution will come out of Kip’s mouth.

College has not been good for Tiffany. I think she’d do well to heed the red flags, drop out, and get her money back now before the semester starts. She can get a nice internship at her daddies company for the semester if need be. Most kids (& employers) would value that over a semester of economics now anyway. Bonus points if Tiffany can shaft Luann or Bernice with Steph and the dorm room on the way out.

Take it to his place.

What about noise? If Stef is a moaner Tiff would need some really big earplugs.

Stef is volunteering to be On Top.

And, instead of sending Tiff out into the hallway, she gets confined to a “Blanket Fort”.

What do they do when Stef’s bed breaks and her Mattress flops down on top of Tiff?

If Tiffany’s backbone doesn’t return by Saturday, she is going to be taken advantage of by Stef the rest of the time she’s in college!

This reminds of a scene from ‘How I Met Your Mother’. Just this one line from Ted: ‘Guys, I’m on the top bunk.’

Where is that nosy, prudish, R.A Bernice when you need her most?

The Airhead Stef is really daydreaming (or sex fantasizing) if she thinks a sheeted lower bunk will suffice to calm Tiffany.

Tiff, it’s as much your room as hers! Stay strong!

If the blankets a rockin don’t come a felting?

Seems Greg is kinky. Have Bets film it seeing that Steff clearly doesn’t mind an audience. Sell it. And buy Steff out of the room.

seems like Steffi has the privacy concept all turned around. She doesn’t seem to have any problem “getting it on” in front of her room-mate or others (probably), for that matter.

we are knee deep in stereotypes today!

Well, that is something like Tiffany’s original suggestion about creating bunks.

Sex sells . . .

What goes up usually comes down.

Tiffany is going to shove into Bernice’s room at Luann’s place.

If Bernice wants HER out,she’ll have to go over to the dorm and play drill sergeant.