Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 23, 2024

Where’s the makeup artist?

I don’t there is an actual undecided voter anymore. It’s more those want to say and those who’d rather not

He could wear a Gamma Raygun hat just to confuse people.

Don’t understand this undecided thing….there is evil (pure evil) and Democracy. I wonder if the grifter will dump vance for robinson, he is more into the trump policy. (slavery and dictatorship)

In 2016 my wife and I called it the “Just Shoot Me Now” election. This could be worse.

This time, there are actual shootings. :(

Barry has avoided watching the media, so he will ceremoniously flip a coin.

Barry took two days to pick which shirt to wear for this.

If you’re still undecided, you’re beyond hope!

Serious question for magats and undecideds:

Why did The Messiah plug Melania’s book?

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It is well known, even by magats, that Trump has never and would never do anything for anyone else without getting something from them.

My guess is that Melania has plenty to blackmail him with, from stuff with Jeffrey Epstein to the physical threats to Republican Senators because of the impeachment vote(s) and so on.

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It was funny to hear the actual ‘plug’. He had not even gotten a copy, let alone even glanced at it, so he has NO idea what’s in it.

He told everyone to go buy it because it’s a great book, but then his instincts kicked in. He said that if she said bad things about me, I’ll tell you to never buy it and get rid of it.

Back in 2004 Andy Rooney had a piece on 60 Minutes. He said that anyone who was still undecided in October was too stupid to have a vote.