Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 30, 2012
Transcript:
Dakota: Nu uh. Phoebe: Uh huh! Dakota: Nu uh. Phoebe: Uh HUH! Marigold: Children, I believe I can settle this fairly. Dakota, because you took Phoebe's pencil topper... I shall give her your YOU-topper. Dakota: AAAAAAAH! Phoebe: EEEEEUGH! Marigold: Now is everyone happy?
Michael Thorton over 12 years ago
@Dana SimpsonOkay, what the hell did Marigold just mean when she did that?
AlexLion over 12 years ago
Wow, unicorn humor is weird.. Cool! )
WaitingMan over 12 years ago
What’s Dakota’s problem? She still has eyebrows and stubble.
Simon_Jester over 12 years ago
Well, if Dakota’s gonna ACT like Rick Scott, she might as well look the part, too.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 12 years ago
Thats more a King Salomon act than something Sherlock Holmes would do. Also if this cant break the aura I dont know what :p
sjsczurek over 12 years ago
Dana – - THIS IS GREAT!!!!!! Still laughing! Thanks!
Tsukuyomi over 12 years ago
I hope they can be friends sometime.
ewalnut over 12 years ago
Was Dakota wearing a wig or did Marigold telekinetically shave Dakota’s head?
celeconecca over 12 years ago
so great! such a clever twist! totally wigged me out, man.
Paul of Eugene over 12 years ago
Is the shield of boringness going to be able to handle that?
libbydog over 12 years ago
Love it! And that hat has made me laugh every day!
mplsmtnbiker over 12 years ago
Dakota is bald because she’s a little meanie and deserves it…it’s a play on words I’m sure. But like you, I thought the chemo route. We need a unicorn near every cancer hospital roaming around finding the meanies and stealing their hair!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
Hee hee hee! Dakota’s bald!
Epicurme over 12 years ago
Epic.
Masterius over 12 years ago
Well, Dakota did do the crime, so I guess the question had to be “Toupee or not toupee”.
Sorry, just had to say that. ::cheesy grin::
I do have to say I would never have seen this coming. But at least the girls are now finally agreeing with each other. ::grins::
Elderflower over 12 years ago
oddly, I was just starting to think that this strip perhaps was not right for me. Thought I’d finish the week and decide. Today’s a clincher. I’m staying.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
I don’t think Dakota is going through chemo. Cancer kids are usually nice. They tend to develop compassion and understanding from what they experience.
StrangerCoug over 12 years ago
I’m reminded of the “Llewellyn Hair Curse” from Ozy and Millie.
GreyAcumen over 12 years ago
I thought of chemo too, but then I actually read the dang strip. It’s magic, people. She wouldn’t have had to use a spell if it was a wig to begin with. She could have just grabbed it.
LiviaBay over 12 years ago
Snerk!!
bopard over 12 years ago
Scalpers!
took me a moment to replace the pronouns to come up with an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a Dakota scalp for a pencil top.
Voila instant justice, no violence, no one happy, and Phoebe has every gooey tress she was just getting ready to pull out by the handfuls.
TayoEXE over 12 years ago
Uh, people, I think you’re getting the wrong idea. I don’t think Dakota is going through Chemo, I think Marigold just literally gave Phoebe her “You-topper” (her hair). I mean, she is magic, it’s not so far-fetched.
Blackfaer over 12 years ago
Soo love this one… the expressions and reactions in the last two panels had me giggling for hours…
SonicWind over 11 years ago
They’re wigging out!
Dakota da'kid over 9 years ago
Quite disturbing, at first I thought Dakota was wearing a wig.. but then Marigold actually forced her hair off with magic.. didn’t see that coming O_O
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
But….Poor Dakota!
carmendiggs52 over 4 years ago
I don’t care if she’s just 9 years old but she deserves it