Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 11, 2021

He’s a smoker though.

Help, Mister Miyagi! Flame OFF! Flame OFF!!

Looks like it will be a “hot” romance .

A REAL fire-man. He is torchy about his looks with a fiery temper. He lights up the room when he enters. He is a trailblazer….

“He lights my fire.”

Is his name Pyro by any chance ?

“Come on baby light my fire.”

This will probably get me banned:

Blowtorch job and hot lips.

Ralph nailed it! Is it hot in here or is it me?

Bet she Flames him on Tinder.

That’s a stretch.

After a night with him, will she complain to her doctor about a burning sensation?

By any chance is he part of a popular performing quartet?

He must be a fire sign (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius)

Many women have been burned by that Lothario.

Always remember: once burned, ….

When the date is over, she can consider him an “old flame.”