Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 04, 2024

And that’s not the worst of his plans.

Donnie tRump is just the kind of guy every father wants protecting his wife and daughter…….BARF!!!!!!

This is so realistic it’s terrifying.

And, in real life, these villains are writing themselves these exact lines.

Melania wrote in her new book her support for reproductive choice but, whereas she has no more authority than Hunter Biden and she’s said nothing previously, I’d question this as a ghostwritten attempt to humanize Trump

If ANY female who’s still functionally fertile votes for this guy they’re profoundly disconnected from reality and probably SHOULD have a protector. And of course the same for anybody who thinks women are people just as much as men… and who cares for at least one.

AND, they are saying it’s too close to call ! WOW! To be a citizen of what some describe as the greatest democracy!

I’d be calling it demockary!!

In my area, the Catholic cemetery next to a state highway has a couple of dozen small white crosses symbolizing babies labeled “killed by choice”. Lit at night like Xmas lights. It would be very appropriate in the plot of land next to that cemetery to have several dozen large white crosses, lit bright red at night, labeled “Women murdered for lack of available and deserved medical care by politicians and heartless religious fanatics.”.

Many have wondered how, in Germany in the 1930s, so many could be so enamored with their chosen leader. Is that not happening today right here in the good old U.S.A.?

Hey, ladies. Are you pregnant? Planning a vacation? Visit Red State America and have the thrill of putting your life at risk!

What’s with the sweat pouring down Trump’s face?

And we Republicans are the ones full of hate. Why not when the left has out of context, comedy of absurd. Trump was talking about kids on studio sets. Something the left does not want to see. As for the Cat Lady, Vance was talking about women screaming about abortion when they have no kids in their lives and don’t want one.

^^@Jack: Right on cue comes the apologist of the indefensible. Please don’t feed him; let him get back to protecting the woman dumb enough to be his.

What a sweat sock. And a r*pist.

Wow, Ruben never gave a hint he’d won the commission to do the graphic edition of the Project 2025/GQP platform! The 1950-60s cartooning style & Jane Jetson vibe lend the zeitgeist of a happier, simple time when America was great and certain people knew their place and kept their mouths shut!

VOTE BLUE

The guy who said “I moved on her like a b*tch..I just start kissing them…l don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab em by the pu—y,” just told women he “will be your protector.”

I’m not sure why no one ever brings up that third panel…

So called protection from Dementia Don is the kind of protection you’ll get from the Mafia

The 1950s were so much fun it created Jack Kerouac and Neil Cassidy On the Road leading into Acid Tests and the Grateful Dead.

A really excellent effort today RB!

Accurate and timely. Sadly, some fools will still support T-rump and his henchman, V-ance.

Should be quite comedic as the Republican’ts attempt to “win our trust back”… ☺

I see the Jackazz is at it again…..How much lead does that troll eat per day??!!!

If only Traitor Trump’s mother had had an abortion instead of an abomination…..

Oh, goodie, I get to comment on the latest lies from this psychopath again. You and your sycophants should try doing a little research on what he actually has done and what he says every danged day. But its much easier for the easily led to distort his record and claim he’s lying when he actually belies everything you claim. Isn’t is ironic that free speech allows you to incite darkness any ol’ time you’d like… And on the funny pages, no less!

It baffles me that anyone could possibly believe that a malignant narcissist is capable of caring about anyone but himself. Traitor Trump would throw Don Jr., Eric, Tiffany, and Barron under a literal bus without the tenth part of a qualm.

Yes. Abortion policy is currently the only thing wrong with this country. Everything else is perfect and improving daily.

He would, I have to admit, have the tenth part of a qualm about Ivanka—but he would toss her under, for sure.

Brilliant!

How does a party get the label “pro life” when they do whatever they can to allow women to die, when they’re anti-vax, when they allow guns on every street corner, when they quash life-saving regulations, when they pretend to be blind to climate change because it’ll affect their donations?

I want a WEIRD yard sign.

So does he protect her lady parts from him or for him?

Remember, remember to vote Republican in November.

Any woman who would vote for Trump is an idiot. Oh, and the same goes for any man.

Is that Jason Miller in the 5th panel? The caliber and character of the ladypartologists he surrounds himself with is a real tell.

Oh come-on! Trump mispoke, it happens to the best of us. What he meant to say was “I will be your infector. I will infect women and the country.”

You’ll notice only one magat comment and that one addressed NONE of the substance of the cartoon nor the substance of any of the comments.

Only claiming that it isn’t Republicans who are full of hate. AS IF.

I thought that "I’ll take care of you, " and “I’ll protect you,” were at the top if the Dial 911 Now list.

^^^^@Sunstroke: Remember, remember, vote Dem in November!

Join the Republican Party where the women cannot say ‘no’.

Joe Biden gives credit to Kamala Harris for his failures.

1) Department of Justice (DOJ): Violent crime increased by 37% under the Biden administration, compared to a drop of 17% under the Trump administration. 2) Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE): 435,000 undocumented migrants with criminal convictions have been released by the agency to cities around the United States. 3) Nine states allow abortions into the final day of gestation. 12 states confer no legal status on aborted fetuses that survive. These first three are all data and statute. 4) It’s all over the Web what Trump actually said of the Charlestown riots. Jake Trapper even rebuked CNN for the lies. Harris is smart and informed; she knows, too. But she also knows that repeating then lie scare people and earns her votes.

Both candidates have their pros and cons. Most of you look like fools for just being led about by the leases around your necks. Have some pride and figure things out for yourselves.

I get the vibe of a sleaze at a bar sidling up to a girl and saying he’ll protect her from any creeps around there, thinking “Yeahh, she owes me!”

Scarily close to true reality…

Donald Trump is:

A: An A$$ B: A BELLIGERENT BIGOTED BLOVIATING BULLY C: A CRIMINAL, CONVICT, COWARD, CHARLATAN D: DELUSIONAL, DANGEROUS, DEMENTED E: An EMBARRASSMENT F: A FELON, FAILURE, FRAUD G: A GOON, GRIFTER, GUILTY H: HATEFUL I: INSIDIOUS, INFANTILE, INCOMPETENT J: JUVENILE K: A KVETCHER L: A LIAR, LOSER M: MALICIOUS, MENDACIOUS, MENTAL N: NASTY O: OFFENSIVE P: PERNICIOUS, PETULANT, PETTY Q: QUERULOUS, QUARRELSOME R: RACIST, REPUGNANT S: SINISTER, SICK, SMELLY T: TRIVIAL U: UGLY, UNIQUELY UNQUALIFIED V: VULGAR, VENAL W: A WANKER, WEAK X: A XENOPHOBE Y: A YAHOO Z: A ZEALOT Pass it on

“ladypartologist” is good!

Hide your pets-or Vance, the Catless Child Guy will eat them!

The celery stalk is a fine reference to the 1950s pinup illustrations by Art Frahm. We may infer that her knickers have fallen in the first panel.