Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 08, 2024

I wish someone would give him a swift kick in the donald-b@lls!!!!! Repeat often!!!!!

That is scary!

Yeah, no, no happy ending to the election. JFK’s term has been called Camelot. In January, Sauron is reopening Mt Doom.

But really, I accept the outcome but it could stand a theme song. Everybody Knows.

Everybody knows that the dice are loadedEverybody rolls with their fingers crossedEverybody knows the war is overEverybody knows the good guys lostEverybody knows the fight was fixedThe poor stay poor, the rich get richThat’s how it goesEverybody knowsEverybody knows that the boat is leakingEverybody knows that the captain liedEverybody got this broken feelingLike their father or their dog just diedEverybody talking to their pocketsEverybody wants a box of chocolatesAnd a long-stem roseEverybody knows

Enjoy folks…. You had time, you could have had him in jail…

But NO, you chose to make him your fearless leader instead….

Only in America! you say …

Find Democracy in the Constitution. Not there. However, republican is.

As my wonderful Dutch wife keeps reminding me, they voted him in, they will get the government that they deserve. Me, I have been actually speechless for the last few days. Then I remember that I bugged out in ‘85, so it really has nothing to do with me. Never been happier with my decision, no regrets. I sometimes try to imagine my life there, now, if I had stayed…scary.

Yesterday I heard on the news that Putin called Trump to congratulate him and welcome him to a new world order. This is the most troubling thing I’ve heard yet. Now I fear for America…

And what’s this I’ve heard about 40 million votes will be uncounted? I wasn’t paying attention, and heard that in the background while the news was on…

You are now all free to go start your trans-gender, illegal immigrant, race-based, hyper-inflation Utopia somewhere else. But I’ve already heard those same promises 8 years ago.

Where’s my portal gun?

What will FOX News complain about for the next four years? Life will be perfect now that Trump is president again . . . right?

My first Presidential Election was 1972. The Constitution had just been amended to give 18-year-olds the right to vote. Alleged felon Richard Nixon defeats decent human being George McGovern in an absolute landslide. Fast forward to 2024. Convicted felon and all-around horrible human being Donald Trump defeats decent human being Kamala Harris in an absolute landslide. How far we have come as a nation. I’ve spent the last half-century obsessing about what crap the Republicans are going to try next. No more! Screw it! Eff politics! The re-election of Trump has been strangely liberating for me. I have a good life. I’m going to enjoy it.

Some of us will need to make some micro adjustments to thrive with Steve Bannon close to the wheels of power and RFK Jr going crazy on health care. I, for one, am gonna quit “checking” my white male privilege, and start putting it to work for me!

America has elected its first criminal/traitor president before electing its first female president. What a day for proud felonists/traitors.

maga-

-Seniors voted to gut Social Security.

-Men voted for their wives and daughters to die from miscarriages.

-Immigrants voted for deportation raids.

-Poor people voted for tax cuts for billionaires.

-Women voted to have fewer rights than men.

-Police voted for a convicted felon.

good job magats