Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 02, 2021

Not gonna go very fast rowing backwards like that.

You’re the buffet if you don’t row.

IN THE NAVY, WHERE YOU CAN SAIL THE SEVER SEA’S!

You should demand your money back.

What’s the purpose of this cruise? To transport the whip guy?

Are they rowing backward?!

Deceptive “advertising”? (Considering where he’s been staying … ?)

It’s kind of like a working vacation?

At least it’s a chance to get out of the house (dungeon).

They’re facing the wrong way.

the buffet is all the flying fish you can catch in your teeth and all the salt water you need to wash it down!

LOL!

’Could be worse, ’could be up the creek without a paddle….

They scaled back on the Id Economy Cruise Lines. All the while they were fishing for complements for the free exercise and fresh air that the Cruise Line provided. Still they couldn’t tuna profit no matter how many soles they tried to hook into going on the cruise.

They seem to have plenty of exercise equipment.

Cruise (n): a voyage on a ship or boat taken for pleasure or as a vacation and usually calling in at several places.

So technically, not a cruise.

Picky, but the rowers are facing the wrong way.

Aren’t they seated in the wrong direction for rowing?

More like a buffet (a blow, as with the hand or fist.) than a buffet (a counter, bar, or the like, for lunch or refreshments.)

They would’ve better performance if they faced the same direction as these fellows.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjmbgZ2wZvk

Better hope it’s not a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

This is the latest craze. The diet and exercise cruise, offered by King of Id cruise lines. We guarantee you will lose weight.

They appear to be facing the wrong way . . .

At last. Spook gets a turn at some fresh air and sunshine. Makes a nice change from his usual digs.

Wow. Id is tough. They’re facing the wrong way.

The buffet costs another five years in the dungeon.

Oarsmen were professionals. You can’t just take a bunch of random guys, toss ‘em in a galley, and expect them to row in unison and last more’n twenty minutes.

Shoulda told them you didn’t get your Covid Vaxx!!

And the piña colada

After all that rowing, you’ll be buff-et alright!

If they’re heading to Margaritaville, there’ll be a Buffet there.

A pirate looks at forty.

Facing the wrong way to row….

Actually they are seated the wrong way. Think about it. They are seated the wrong way for the bow to move forward.

Why the " ‘d "? I know it stands for “had,” but it’s superfluous.

Unless fish start leaping into the boat, no buffet here.

“Now serving hardtack in the solarium.”

They’re facing the wrong way, but at least they get to see where they would be going.

It’s the crew’s cruise.

They’re rowing backwards.

Don’t forget to tip the whipper!

We all need fresh air and sunshine at times.

Stop complaining and just be happy that the guy with the whip doesn’t want to go water skiing.

There always was. The rats usually beat me there, but still, a buffet is a buffet…

I suppose pointing out the boat is pointed the wrong way for the rowers would be pedantic.

Strange, I don’t see Charlton Heston in that boat.

This is one of those situations, “how many people will make a comment without reading the existing ones?”

They’re facing the wrong way.

D for this one.

Artist never rowed a boat.

Facing the wrong direction.

All the swill you can eat.

there is not a buffect

Row row your boat gently down the stream. Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream

The fink / king wants to go water skiing.