B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 24, 2020

There’s a three-toed sloth honking his horn behind both of them.

Speed demons.

I’d have thought Dookey would look at the tailgater as a snack!

I spent all day running around get some chores done. Tomorrow is getting more things done even though I am tired. Saturday is even more bouncing from one end of town to the other. About that time… I am going to be moving so slow that I will be moving at Snail Spit Speed!!! (Smirk!)

Don’t let him pass, that slime trail will make you skid of the road!!!!

Hey, bird, aren’t you supposed to be a tail gunner?

Snails are apparently too cheap to have sophisticated sound effects.

Slower than molasses flowing uphill in January.

back to back slow traffic gags (see yesterday’s BC), wonder if the guys are venting out a recent traffic experience…

Okay, I’m loving that. I don’t know when or how but I will get “snailgated” into a conversation in the next 2 days.

Will say one thing for the virus-reduced road traffic – the crazies have a lot more room for abrupt lane changes, near misses, and laying down rubber on the greens. Doesn’t make the occasional grocery run much fun.

In the words of Simon and Garfunkle “Slow down, you move too fast.”

https://youtu.be/So0ZrTwf8vI

@dave1960 I remember, back in the day, seeing “snail trails” on the back porch in the mornings. My Grandfather told me about sprinkling table salt on the surface. It worked, at least til the next rain.

I’d like to insult you by saying you are moving at a snail’s pace, but now it would be a compliment.

Snail is beeping? How odd it should surpass turtle in his pace….whodathunk?

What a great wingman you are, Dookey!

And who are those “2 people?”

Hmm how have I never known the turtle’s name was John?! :D

“C’mon, light! Yer slower than I am and snails pass me up!”

One of those sluggish mornings…

Must have been a little Nash Rambler