I spent all day running around get some chores done. Tomorrow is getting more things done even though I am tired. Saturday is even more bouncing from one end of town to the other. About that time… I am going to be moving so slow that I will be moving at Snail Spit Speed!!! (Smirk!)
Will say one thing for the virus-reduced road traffic – the crazies have a lot more room for abrupt lane changes, near misses, and laying down rubber on the greens. Doesn’t make the occasional grocery run much fun.
@dave1960 I remember, back in the day, seeing “snail trails” on the back porch in the mornings. My Grandfather told me about sprinkling table salt on the surface. It worked, at least til the next rain.
eromlig about 4 years ago
There’s a three-toed sloth honking his horn behind both of them.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 4 years ago
Speed demons.
Nachikethass about 4 years ago
I’d have thought Dookey would look at the tailgater as a snack!
I Mad Am I about 4 years ago
I spent all day running around get some chores done. Tomorrow is getting more things done even though I am tired. Saturday is even more bouncing from one end of town to the other. About that time… I am going to be moving so slow that I will be moving at Snail Spit Speed!!! (Smirk!)
incognito about 4 years ago
Don’t let him pass, that slime trail will make you skid of the road!!!!
gammaguy about 4 years ago
Hey, bird, aren’t you supposed to be a tail gunner?
rshive about 4 years ago
Snails are apparently too cheap to have sophisticated sound effects.
Imagine about 4 years ago
Slower than molasses flowing uphill in January.
jagedlo about 4 years ago
back to back slow traffic gags (see yesterday’s BC), wonder if the guys are venting out a recent traffic experience…
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Okay, I’m loving that. I don’t know when or how but I will get “snailgated” into a conversation in the next 2 days.
sandpiper about 4 years ago
Will say one thing for the virus-reduced road traffic – the crazies have a lot more room for abrupt lane changes, near misses, and laying down rubber on the greens. Doesn’t make the occasional grocery run much fun.
h.v.greenman about 4 years ago
In the words of Simon and Garfunkle “Slow down, you move too fast.”
https://youtu.be/So0ZrTwf8vI
assrdood about 4 years ago
@dave1960 I remember, back in the day, seeing “snail trails” on the back porch in the mornings. My Grandfather told me about sprinkling table salt on the surface. It worked, at least til the next rain.
Enter.Name.Here about 4 years ago
I’d like to insult you by saying you are moving at a snail’s pace, but now it would be a compliment.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Snail is beeping? How odd it should surpass turtle in his pace….whodathunk?
Michael G. about 4 years ago
What a great wingman you are, Dookey!
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
And who are those “2 people?”
Camiyami Premium Member about 4 years ago
Hmm how have I never known the turtle’s name was John?! :D
xsintricks about 4 years ago
“C’mon, light! Yer slower than I am and snails pass me up!”
Troglodyte about 4 years ago
One of those sluggish mornings…
Deogheh about 4 years ago
Must have been a little Nash Rambler