Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 13, 2017

Paul Simon’s lawyer on line 2.

I’m surprised Goat didn’t borrow Rat’s bat for Panel 4.

When you happen to notice Pastis at his desk in the last panel before actually reading the strip, you know it’s going to be a pun.

Just Louvre it to me.

I should write my own book about the difficult choices to make between a pair of louvers (I feel like a fool writing this, but if I had two windows I still couldn’t do one of each, because louving both of them would be breaking all the rules).

at least he didn’t call it “Fifty Shades of Day”

Time to be leavin’, Stephan.

That was Pastis’ Ace In the Hole.

Crack them just a bit, Mitt,

Make it all dark, Mark.

Or let in the sun, Don.

Leave the shades down, Brown.

Just listen to me.

When it comes to Stephan’s puns, Louver is Blind.

I’m laughing and not groaning for a change.

They all came to look for America. They found Steph. They left ASAP!!

Nice……Pun…….Son….

Get a big bat, Rat.Get on a boat, Goat.I don’t care a fig, Pig.

I saw that pun coming from the first panel.

“… and set yourself free.” Stop reading Pearls.

I love it. But of course, I know fifty ways to love your lever.

The punch line was the best part, I actually laughed.

I don’t use louvers, I use shades. They’re not very colorful, and none of them match. The women seem to enjoy them, however.

Torn between two louvers…

Don’t be a brat, Rat.

Weird humor. I like it.

I pulled up the shade, but now it’s stuck and it won’t come back down.

Louver, come back to me!

It will be a work of art, they’ll put it in the Louver Museum.

Next week: Pig writes a new cookbook about all the ways to prepare one of the less popular meat cuts: Fifty Ways To Love Your Liver.

HAHAHAHHA !!!! Very well done.

The guy is genius.

Tell a deaf ref, Steph…

Grooooooooooooooooooooan

“Make a new, GOOD plan!”

xxx

“Fifty ways to love your leaver”

Bulletin: Cartoon-Boy rips off Simon and Garfunkel!

No one cares.

Get out the bat, Rat!

Do blind Venetians make better louvers?

I remember many years ago a long, long, long setup involving stage equipment and a lever, which resulted in the punch line “there must be 50 ways to love your lever.” This was cute.

This made me sigh Mon.

Instead of louvers use gray shades on fifty windows. Then you would have fifty shades of gray.

NO!! Don’t leave us, Steph!