February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
Lawyer up and take the 5th.
First your mom. Then immediately, God!!
Or maybe clean it up. Simple right?
You misread the rules, Calvin. You’re not supposed to make a home ruin.
Mom, God … At that age, what’s the difference? Creator, provider, judge ….
Hide that baseball bat.
Deep in the woods.
Mom always says, “Don’t play ball in the house.”
Face it Calvin, yer out!!!
God first; only He can check Mom’s wrath!!
Wow never seen this one before, such detail…
The two of them are going to team up to punish you for this one!
Fantastic art today! I love the details.
and it only took 3 minutes, can you imagine if mom was gone for 5?
In my house I brook no pleas and make no bargains.
That’s quite the panel! Imagine it in 360.
I want to know how Calvin got the cover off the electric outlet with just a bat…
Quite the game of Calvinball!
Don’t worry the president will pardon you
Oh, such a horrible mess!!
Looks like maybe the bat was used in ways unintended.
Trust Hobbes to see the real danger.
Oh. My. Methinks Calvin won’t be able to sit for a month!
You’re about to find out which one is real, buddy.
I have the feeling that Dad will have a few things to add to the conversation as well when he gets home from the Office…
Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission, I guess.
Deny, deny, deny.
Too bad you used your “horrible little Venusian did it” ruse already. Mom would never go for that twice.
It could be worse. See today’s Close to Home: https://www.gocomics.com/closetohome/2018/11/30?ct=v&cti=45054
@dave.glass1960, I was just going to say the same thing: Never saw this one before.
They left Calvin at home ALONE?!?! What were they thinking?!?
Mom you need to take Calvin to play area he can bounce around, use that energy. Wow!Calvin did great destruction.
As Russell Peter would say: “somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!”
Thing 1 and Thing 2 should leave the building. Now.
Mistakes were made.
Ask not for whom the bell toles….it toles for thee, Calvin!
That must have been fun to draw.
Calvin, there goes your allowance for the next ten years.
I read something awhile back that Ford pardoned Nixon.
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Does God plea bargain?
To the extent there is a God, yes.In other words, no.
When your Mom see this mess it will be Hell.
Such wonderful art. Though I must confess, I looked for paw prints :)
This is why my mother never let us play baseball in the house. We had to stick to basketball and hockey.
This might be the only C&H one-panel weekday strip ever.
How did this kid live to grow up?…
Not sure if the overturned chair makes any sense or not. Upright it would have been facing the wall.
To err is Calvin. To forgive is not Mom’s policy!
If I were his dad I’d send Calvin in a boarding school hold by Catholic “penguins” . The worst , for my personal experience
I can see the sign around Calvin’s neck now. $0.03 or best offer.
HOW DID HE DO THAT?!
BE THIS GUY almost 6 years ago
Lawyer up and take the 5th.
Nachikethass almost 6 years ago
First your mom. Then immediately, God!!
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover almost 6 years ago
Or maybe clean it up. Simple right?
Bilan almost 6 years ago
You misread the rules, Calvin. You’re not supposed to make a home ruin.
pony21 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Mom, God … At that age, what’s the difference? Creator, provider, judge ….
Nyckname almost 6 years ago
Hide that baseball bat.
Deep in the woods.
Mr Nobody almost 6 years ago
Mom always says, “Don’t play ball in the house.”
codycab almost 6 years ago
Face it Calvin, yer out!!!
orinoco womble almost 6 years ago
God first; only He can check Mom’s wrath!!
BigDaveGlass almost 6 years ago
Wow never seen this one before, such detail…
jpayne4040 almost 6 years ago
The two of them are going to team up to punish you for this one!
Skeptical Meg almost 6 years ago
Fantastic art today! I love the details.
keltii almost 6 years ago
and it only took 3 minutes, can you imagine if mom was gone for 5?
mattro65 almost 6 years ago
In my house I brook no pleas and make no bargains.
Dobby53 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
well-i-never almost 6 years ago
That’s quite the panel! Imagine it in 360.
Masterskrain almost 6 years ago
I want to know how Calvin got the cover off the electric outlet with just a bat…
uniquename almost 6 years ago
Quite the game of Calvinball!
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Don’t worry the president will pardon you
rentier almost 6 years ago
Oh, such a horrible mess!!
rshive almost 6 years ago
Looks like maybe the bat was used in ways unintended.
sandpiper almost 6 years ago
Trust Hobbes to see the real danger.
PammWhittaker almost 6 years ago
Oh. My. Methinks Calvin won’t be able to sit for a month!
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 6 years ago
You’re about to find out which one is real, buddy.
Masterskrain almost 6 years ago
I have the feeling that Dad will have a few things to add to the conversation as well when he gets home from the Office…
InuYugiHakusho almost 6 years ago
Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission, I guess.
FrannieL Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Deny, deny, deny.
ericbutts74 almost 6 years ago
Too bad you used your “horrible little Venusian did it” ruse already. Mom would never go for that twice.
chromosome Premium Member almost 6 years ago
It could be worse. See today’s Close to Home: https://www.gocomics.com/closetohome/2018/11/30?ct=v&cti=45054
Enoi almost 6 years ago
@dave.glass1960, I was just going to say the same thing: Never saw this one before.
Dave Ferro almost 6 years ago
They left Calvin at home ALONE?!?! What were they thinking?!?
kab2rb almost 6 years ago
Mom you need to take Calvin to play area he can bounce around, use that energy. Wow!Calvin did great destruction.
A Hip loving Canadian... almost 6 years ago
As Russell Peter would say: “somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!”
DCBakerEsq almost 6 years ago
Thing 1 and Thing 2 should leave the building. Now.
Brian Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Mistakes were made.
lagoulou almost 6 years ago
Ask not for whom the bell toles….it toles for thee, Calvin!
AndrewSihler almost 6 years ago
That must have been fun to draw.
SunflowerGirl100 almost 6 years ago
Calvin, there goes your allowance for the next ten years.
rAtkinson almost 6 years ago
I read something awhile back that Ford pardoned Nixon.
Scoutmaster77 almost 6 years ago
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
sparklite almost 6 years ago
Does God plea bargain?
To the extent there is a God, yes.In other words, no.
shamest Premium Member almost 6 years ago
When your Mom see this mess it will be Hell.
Fontessa almost 6 years ago
Such wonderful art. Though I must confess, I looked for paw prints :)
anomaly almost 6 years ago
This is why my mother never let us play baseball in the house. We had to stick to basketball and hockey.
Stephen Gilberg almost 6 years ago
This might be the only C&H one-panel weekday strip ever.
craigwestlake almost 6 years ago
How did this kid live to grow up?…
davetb1956 almost 6 years ago
Not sure if the overturned chair makes any sense or not. Upright it would have been facing the wall.
Ed Brault Premium Member almost 6 years ago
To err is Calvin. To forgive is not Mom’s policy!
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 6 years ago
If I were his dad I’d send Calvin in a boarding school hold by Catholic “penguins” . The worst , for my personal experience
ctomcoll almost 6 years ago
I can see the sign around Calvin’s neck now. $0.03 or best offer.
Humerus1 7 months ago
HOW DID HE DO THAT?!