This sounds like a mashup of about five different stories I’ve read (or heard about). The only thing missing is the secret that he’s really a duke . . . but if he’s a Viking chief, he can’t be an English duke. And he’s a vampire, and she’s a mermaid, so the werewolf/selkie romance will have to wait for the next one in the series. (That one I have read!)
I’m with Elvis when it comes to romance novels—YUCK! However, once the kids are in school full time and Georgia has more time for her drawing board, I think she could have a second career drawing covers for bodice ripper paperbacks;)
In the real world, there’s a romance series by Sandra Hill about a group of vampire Vikings from the past who time travel in to our present. Most end up as SEALS, cowboys, etc. No romance cliche was left out.
Elvis, a mermaid who went to medical school and then fell in love with a vampire Viking cowboy in the Wild West is pretty hard to believe, but still less ridiculous than the stuff about birds and eggs people were trying to foist on me.
That is so wild, with every possible romance mystery element. It has to be a fun off the wall novel. Reminds me of “Blazing Saddles” Too silly and funny. Another movie that is full of disbelieve. It was fun to ID the different stolen plots.
Love your taste in books, Georgia! Aside from my beloved historical fiction, I adore Christine Feehan and Sherrilyn McQueen (for those who don’t know, Sherrilyn finally got away from her abusive husband and took back her power.. and her maiden name!)
My mother had a spell of reading the western based romances. she talked about them as if they were based on fact. We started calling them “historical documents” . Thankfully she is now reading actual westerns.
Andrew Sleeth’s comment just reminded me that there are two series that combine Jane Austin and the detective genre but my aging mind has apparently lost the brain cells that contained author names. But one series has Jane herself as a detective and the other stars the Darcy’s as sleuths among the uppercrust. Can anyone help me out and prod my memory?
What a delicious mash-up—Viking prince (ancient), vampire mermaid (or wait, is the Viking the vampire?)—never mind, too gorgeous for words. Interesting that the kitties seem more aware of the plot flaws than their mistress is.
Horrible day yesterday. I was mowing and need gas. I plucked one kitten from under the car and placed him on the porch. Looked under the car to make sure no other kitten was there and drove to the store. Turning off the car at the gas pump another kitten darted out from SOMEWHERE and ran into the street. The motorcyclist TRIED to swerve but hit the kitten. It was still alive when I got to it but didn’t make it. I failed even though I tried.
Today is Cupcake Day. Seems appropriate, somehow, to the theme of today’s BCN.
I was never terribly fond of cupcakes—always got the frosting on or up my nose. Not being a hefelump, this was no fun. Since I grew a beard and magnificent handlebar mustache, they are … problematic. Cakes one can always use a fork—and there is more of them. One cupcake, after all, is never enough. And if there happens to be more than one flavor, well …
Please don’t bring up taffy apples or barbecued spare ribs.
There was one commercial confection of which I was inordinately fond as a child. I don’t even know if they are still made. Hostess™ was the brand, I believe. I think they were called “Snowballs” or maybe “Igloos.” They consisted of a chocolate cake hemisphere with a small amount of creme filling in the center. The whole was covered in a 1/4 inch thick marshmallow-coconut shavings sheath. When I ate them, none of it went up my nose because the marshmallow-coconut layer was firm and not sticky. Anyone remember what those were/are called?
What? You really want to talk about taffy apples and barbecued ribs? The taffy apples should be obvious. Anyone who has had a small child swing from their mustache knows why. As for barbecued ribs, with sauce, well, just think of Chthulu having a meal. See? Cupcakes are much less disquieting for your morning.
Ugh. I read a few romance novels as a teenager because all the others girls were reading them. I came to hate them. The women in them are usually idiots. The guys are all hateful jerks who suddenly become angels. Yeah, right. These books sucker thousands of women into marrying bad men, thinking they will change. And I’m sure one time in a million or two, that actually happens. The rest of the time, no. I was a 911 operator for the police for several years, and I know the result. Sorry if I found cynical, but when on a normal day, one out of four calls is for “domestic abuse” (which term always sounds to me like someone spilled juice on the carpet and does not describe the horrors I heard about) — and on family get-together holidays (Christmas, Thanksgiving, Mother’s Day) the “domestic abuse” calls are more like 75%, reality becomes more convincing than fantasy.
Queen Catshepsut the Golden: It has come to my attention that there has been controversy regarding the Royal Library. Elvis-Anum, would you please enlighten all of us here?
Elvis-Anum: The Library is a repository of many papyri of rare and valuable information. What happens if everyone takes them out and reads them?
Lupinium: Uh…We would all learn things?
Elvis-Anum: But I’m supposed to be the keeper of all this info.
Beatrixia: We can put some rules in place to make sure everyone takes good care of the papyri.
The Queen: That’s a good idea. Puckmosis, will you and Bea start creating the rules?
Puckmosis: We would be honored, Your Majesty. We should start by taking an inventory of what all we have.
Elvis-Anum: Begin with the series of legendary loves: Romeow and Juliecat, Antonpurr and Cleocatra, and especially The Mewmaid and the Vampire Viking Cowcat.
Wow, a “bodice-ripper” with a Viking, vampire, gunslinging, fashion-backward hero and a demure/feisty female doctor/mermaid – how can they possibly find happiness; how can they possibly not?
There seem to be a lot of romance book haters here today. And yet there are many authors of romance novels whose works have given pleasure to far many more people than just me over the years. Many of the books I bought I gave away. Some, like the novels of Jayne Ann Krentz in her three pen names (She’s a Seattle-ite, Denny Wheeler!) I keep on my shelves and in my Audible files and re-read.
I agree with Elvis! A Southwestern mermaid with a medical degree?? Clearly, it must be a tabloid. :p Gosh, what would their children be like? Royal Viking vampires mermaid tails! What a mix! :D
Megan.naughton Premium Member over 4 years ago
Pucky! That’s all I have to say.
Brian Premium Member over 4 years ago
She’s a Siren. Of course. Look out for the rocks, Count!
Jungle Empress over 4 years ago
A trashy romance novel that is clearly Not Safe For Cats, if Puck’s reaction is any indication! Hmph.
Lupin and Elvis have the right idea.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 4 years ago
You can only carry suspension of disbelief so far, after all.
Ib12us over 4 years ago
Send me that novel. It’s gotta be better than what I’m watching.
Le'letha Premium Member over 4 years ago
I get that some people enjoy this genre, but man, this is not where my suspension of disbelief abilities lie. Yawn.
Le'letha Premium Member over 4 years ago
Also, can you be both “demure” and “feisty” in the same descriptive sentence? Those seem mutually exclusive. (Yes, I know that’s the joke here.)
lpayne.1632 Premium Member over 4 years ago
This sounds like a mashup of about five different stories I’ve read (or heard about). The only thing missing is the secret that he’s really a duke . . . but if he’s a Viking chief, he can’t be an English duke. And he’s a vampire, and she’s a mermaid, so the werewolf/selkie romance will have to wait for the next one in the series. (That one I have read!)
Status: Having nothing better to do over 4 years ago
Puck in the last panel. It’s like he’s human!
OliveO'Sudden over 4 years ago
Hey, Elvis! A mermaid these days can be whatever she wants to be.
lpayne.1632 Premium Member over 4 years ago
And poor, innocent Puckie! Woman, you should know to keep your spicier romances far away from impressionable minds!
LuvyaBebe05 over 4 years ago
Two tongues out.
Sue Ellen over 4 years ago
I’m with Elvis when it comes to romance novels—YUCK! However, once the kids are in school full time and Georgia has more time for her drawing board, I think she could have a second career drawing covers for bodice ripper paperbacks;)
maggijoseph Premium Member over 4 years ago
I understand Pucky’s blush but not sure I’m understanding the fangs?
marilynnbyerly over 4 years ago
In the real world, there’s a romance series by Sandra Hill about a group of vampire Vikings from the past who time travel in to our present. Most end up as SEALS, cowboys, etc. No romance cliche was left out.
fullmoondeb Premium Member over 4 years ago
SUNDAY FUNDAY TIME Leave a joke, a happy saying, share a project you’re doing, etc. Let’s get some smiles going!
Strob over 4 years ago
♫”Writing, writing, writing,
While the vampire’s biting,
Keep on writing stories, Rawhyde!”♫
He looks a bit like Wigglesworth from Swan Eaters, no?
fullmoondeb Premium Member over 4 years ago
What cat likes living in water?An octopuss!
fullmoondeb Premium Member over 4 years ago
What’s a cats favourite button on a remote?Paws.
fullmoondeb Premium Member over 4 years ago
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?One is a pause at the end of a clause and the other has claws at the end of its paws.
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 4 years ago
It’s the great “let’s see how many different genres we can combine and still get people to read it” story!
fullmoondeb Premium Member over 4 years ago
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?The retail store.
catmom1360 over 4 years ago
I agree with both Lupin and Elvis sticking their tongues out in disgust. I hate romance novels.
bulldogmom Premium Member over 4 years ago
Where is Robin? This story has his name written all over it. Considering his fondness for Our Nine Lives and all.
Robin Harwood over 4 years ago
Published by Mills and Boon, no doubt.
Robin Harwood over 4 years ago
Elvis, a mermaid who went to medical school and then fell in love with a vampire Viking cowboy in the Wild West is pretty hard to believe, but still less ridiculous than the stuff about birds and eggs people were trying to foist on me.
stairsteppublishing over 4 years ago
That is so wild, with every possible romance mystery element. It has to be a fun off the wall novel. Reminds me of “Blazing Saddles” Too silly and funny. Another movie that is full of disbelieve. It was fun to ID the different stolen plots.
Le'letha Premium Member over 4 years ago
I wonder who “Jacqueline Betty” is. I seem to remember that Tommy and Sophie’s Woman is a “Jackie”, perhaps this is a tongue-in-cheek cameo?
WelshRat Premium Member over 4 years ago
Romance Jam. The reality slops out the side of the sandwich and makes a mess on the floor.
Ninette over 4 years ago
She’s gonna collect kids like she collects cats!
Gent over 4 years ago
Egad. It’s the sort of nonsense fiction that I deeply despise!
arolarson Premium Member over 4 years ago
Gotta talk to the cover artist….Erik’s hair is good but Siren’s bodice needs way more heaving bosom.
catmom1360 over 4 years ago
Rational Elvis. Yeah, who can find a mermaid in the Southwest? And, one who went to medical school? Right.
catmom1360 over 4 years ago
And Robin thinks Our IX Lives is rubbish. Ha! That can’t hold a candle to this genre.
cat19632001 over 4 years ago
Love, love, love the Viking horned cowboy hat. And such pretty purple hair for our heroine.
cat19632001 over 4 years ago
Elvis, sometimes there’s just too much going on to fit everything into the blurb on the back of the book.
PammWhittaker over 4 years ago
Love your taste in books, Georgia! Aside from my beloved historical fiction, I adore Christine Feehan and Sherrilyn McQueen (for those who don’t know, Sherrilyn finally got away from her abusive husband and took back her power.. and her maiden name!)
dadoctah over 4 years ago
Bodice ripped in three, two, one….
Zoomer&Yeti over 4 years ago
Love outraged Elvis at the end, and that he used the pronoun ‘IT’!
tricksterson over 4 years ago
Sounds like something MaryJanice Davidson would write, only she’d make it funny intentionally
Skeptical Meg over 4 years ago
It reminds me of Steve Goodman telling David Allen Coe that he (Steve) had written the perfect country song….
rs0204 Premium Member over 4 years ago
A viking prince cowboy vampire? Seriously? What’s next…talking cats running a news station?
misty over 4 years ago
Such an imaginative and hilarious parody.
Oh my gouda! Cheesy as a 70’s fondue or queso con corny.
Think the robber ladies would agree, this Erik the horny hat hunk is like all the Village People rolled into one. “Borrow” that book, ladies.
And Dr. Coral will be riding side saddle with her cowboy. Will she become Rawhyde as a result?
Oh, they’ll get along swimmingly. Until they don’t.
“She is a mermaid on dry land and the world is her ocean.” (J. Ironword)
artheaded1 over 4 years ago
This must be the Great American Romance Novel!
ZemrzyK1 over 4 years ago
Nope.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Hm. Consider a feline news agency. Owned and operated by pussyfooting nosy bodies …
diskus Premium Member over 4 years ago
Nice sour puss
Drag0nr1der over 4 years ago
This made me LOL! It’s how I’ve felt about some of these scoff/horror romance novels for some time.
scyphi26 over 4 years ago
Yeeaaaaah, that seems about right for a trashy romance novel.
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
It’s like Jane Austen Undead Novels for the New World! (Which, I’ve been told, aren’t particularly good.)
If it were well-crafted humorous satire, I’d buy it, for sure.
cat19632001 over 4 years ago
Semi OT – “Take It Away Tommy” needs more reviews at Amazon.
FrannieL Premium Member over 4 years ago
This was a big LOL today. Including all of the comments.
SunflowerGirl100 over 4 years ago
OT – See today’s Ten Cats for a wonderful poem “Ten Cats Sleeping”
willie_mctell over 4 years ago
Magical realism in the romance genre.
tims145 over 4 years ago
Vikings, cowboys, demure/feisty lady doctors, campfire vampires, time travel…this book has it all!
NancyLouiseFreeman over 4 years ago
Another bestseller from D’Ancy LeGarde?
Siobhan over 4 years ago
My mother had a spell of reading the western based romances. she talked about them as if they were based on fact. We started calling them “historical documents” . Thankfully she is now reading actual westerns.
KJM15 over 4 years ago
You do realize I had to Google this book title to see if I could buy it?
arolarson Premium Member over 4 years ago
Andrew Sleeth’s comment just reminded me that there are two series that combine Jane Austin and the detective genre but my aging mind has apparently lost the brain cells that contained author names. But one series has Jane herself as a detective and the other stars the Darcy’s as sleuths among the uppercrust. Can anyone help me out and prod my memory?
Invader Chocolate over 4 years ago
What a parody!
AndrewSihler over 4 years ago
What a delicious mash-up—Viking prince (ancient), vampire mermaid (or wait, is the Viking the vampire?)—never mind, too gorgeous for words. Interesting that the kitties seem more aware of the plot flaws than their mistress is.
theshadowuu over 4 years ago
Horrible day yesterday. I was mowing and need gas. I plucked one kitten from under the car and placed him on the porch. Looked under the car to make sure no other kitten was there and drove to the store. Turning off the car at the gas pump another kitten darted out from SOMEWHERE and ran into the street. The motorcyclist TRIED to swerve but hit the kitten. It was still alive when I got to it but didn’t make it. I failed even though I tried.
scaeva Premium Member over 4 years ago
Today is Cupcake Day. Seems appropriate, somehow, to the theme of today’s BCN.
I was never terribly fond of cupcakes—always got the frosting on or up my nose. Not being a hefelump, this was no fun. Since I grew a beard and magnificent handlebar mustache, they are … problematic. Cakes one can always use a fork—and there is more of them. One cupcake, after all, is never enough. And if there happens to be more than one flavor, well …
Please don’t bring up taffy apples or barbecued spare ribs.
There was one commercial confection of which I was inordinately fond as a child. I don’t even know if they are still made. Hostess™ was the brand, I believe. I think they were called “Snowballs” or maybe “Igloos.” They consisted of a chocolate cake hemisphere with a small amount of creme filling in the center. The whole was covered in a 1/4 inch thick marshmallow-coconut shavings sheath. When I ate them, none of it went up my nose because the marshmallow-coconut layer was firm and not sticky. Anyone remember what those were/are called?
What? You really want to talk about taffy apples and barbecued ribs? The taffy apples should be obvious. Anyone who has had a small child swing from their mustache knows why. As for barbecued ribs, with sauce, well, just think of Chthulu having a meal. See? Cupcakes are much less disquieting for your morning.
JLChi over 4 years ago
Ugh. I read a few romance novels as a teenager because all the others girls were reading them. I came to hate them. The women in them are usually idiots. The guys are all hateful jerks who suddenly become angels. Yeah, right. These books sucker thousands of women into marrying bad men, thinking they will change. And I’m sure one time in a million or two, that actually happens. The rest of the time, no. I was a 911 operator for the police for several years, and I know the result. Sorry if I found cynical, but when on a normal day, one out of four calls is for “domestic abuse” (which term always sounds to me like someone spilled juice on the carpet and does not describe the horrors I heard about) — and on family get-together holidays (Christmas, Thanksgiving, Mother’s Day) the “domestic abuse” calls are more like 75%, reality becomes more convincing than fantasy.
over 4 years ago
I’m not too fond of romance novels, either.
cat19632001 over 4 years ago
Are there such things as cat mermaids? Just wondering.
cat19632001 over 4 years ago
So people are harshing on this plot but have no problems with Baba Mouse running away with the Owl?
scaeva Premium Member over 4 years ago
I suspect Erik’s final line will be: “So long and thanks for the fish.”
ocarol7 Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’m with you ElBiff…… Aye!!!
NWdryad over 4 years ago
I’m with Elvis on this one.
Kitty Katz over 4 years ago
Meanwhile, Back on the Nile
Queen Catshepsut the Golden: It has come to my attention that there has been controversy regarding the Royal Library. Elvis-Anum, would you please enlighten all of us here?
Elvis-Anum: The Library is a repository of many papyri of rare and valuable information. What happens if everyone takes them out and reads them?
Lupinium: Uh…We would all learn things?
Elvis-Anum: But I’m supposed to be the keeper of all this info.
Beatrixia: We can put some rules in place to make sure everyone takes good care of the papyri.
The Queen: That’s a good idea. Puckmosis, will you and Bea start creating the rules?
Puckmosis: We would be honored, Your Majesty. We should start by taking an inventory of what all we have.
Elvis-Anum: Begin with the series of legendary loves: Romeow and Juliecat, Antonpurr and Cleocatra, and especially The Mewmaid and the Vampire Viking Cowcat.
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
Wow, a “bodice-ripper” with a Viking, vampire, gunslinging, fashion-backward hero and a demure/feisty female doctor/mermaid – how can they possibly find happiness; how can they possibly not?
hfelder7219 over 4 years ago
Georgia, your imagination has outdone itself on this one! Even better than the wildest Our IX Lives story!
beammeup1701 (Bozo by Foxo makes everyone happy!) over 4 years ago
I think Panel #1 should be made into a T-shirt or poster for all of us who cannot STAND romance novels. Lupin’s expression is perfect!
asrialfeeple over 4 years ago
STILL a better love story than Twilight.
Slappy Squirrel over 4 years ago
Every time I see the name Erik and Vikings mentioned, I get Ray Stevens song Erik the Awful stuck in my head.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TItvX53sp2s
cat19632001 over 4 years ago
Puck is such a romantic.
Mx Crazy Cat Person over 4 years ago
I share Elbiff’s fist shaking.
Poor Pucky. He wasn’t ready for that.
knight1192a over 4 years ago
Was this before or after they went at it hot and heavy, Puck?
Hedgehog over 4 years ago
Either of these characters could inspire a great BCW costume!
MartinPerry1 over 4 years ago
From the sigh in the last panel, I’m predicting some tough times ahead for the Man.
Chris Sherlock over 4 years ago
I’m predicting this novel will be the basis for a movie made in the not-too-distant future. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcUkKltAidM
Daeder over 4 years ago
They made a TV show out of that book called “Dr. Fin, Medicine Woman”.
Eric S over 4 years ago
This SOOO needs to be made…
ikini Premium Member over 4 years ago
There seem to be a lot of romance book haters here today. And yet there are many authors of romance novels whose works have given pleasure to far many more people than just me over the years. Many of the books I bought I gave away. Some, like the novels of Jayne Ann Krentz in her three pen names (She’s a Seattle-ite, Denny Wheeler!) I keep on my shelves and in my Audible files and re-read.
Lady Bri over 4 years ago
I agree with Elvis! A Southwestern mermaid with a medical degree?? Clearly, it must be a tabloid. :p Gosh, what would their children be like? Royal Viking vampires mermaid tails! What a mix! :D
smennis01 over 4 years ago
Well. Apropos of nothing, it is very embarrassing to read a romance novel when your cats or dogs are laying on you snoring.
Code the Enforcer over 4 years ago
“I must go now, dear love!” … “But where, dearest one?!” … “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service!”
Sencilia almost 4 years ago
I once saw a romance novel about a vampire Viking guardian angel.