Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 16, 2020

The breast ain’t coming; it’s staying at the doctor’s office.

Some women can be a real handful.

She’s taking a load off her chest.

Maybe she should transfer the load onto Rat.

Don’t try to milk this joke too much, Pastis.

I like Pig’s interpretation. Nancy is doing her part, Yay!

This strip is has become titillating

It’s a joke bust.

Bye bye boobies, hate to see you go.

Where are the censors when you really need them.

Oh Pastis, don’t make a BOOB of yourself with puns like this! ;)

Boo(b)! Sexist Slim Dog!

I wonder if Stephan has any before and after sketches hanging around.

Gotta stay abreast of the situation.

Neighbor Nancy deserves an A(cup) for her efforts.

Two “Flatten the curve” jokes in one day (the other is from “Cyanide and Happiness”, which is not for the faint of heart). I think I missed an event LOL

Her cups used to runneth over. Now she needs smaller cups.

I knew a WAF while I was in the USAF. She had reduction done…. It’s hard to describe how huge she was, but she must have been happy to finally see her feet…

“Thanks…for the mammaries…”

this one was kind of a bust…

Who you gonna call? Bust Busters.

Most men would prefer if those curves were fattened, not flattened!

It’s a good thing this isn’t Liberty Meadows (or even A&J) – otherwise the comment section would need to take a collective cold shower.

Why are breasts like an electric train set?

Had the surgery. Guess what? They grew back! (They must think they are starfish!)

Good grief, Rat! You forgot your baseball bat!

This one is so bad; Cartoon-Boy needs a good beat-down….

And a good laugh was had by All ! … Croc Power !

read Pibgorn now….

No, bad Stephan! Bad, bad Stephan! LOL

A man getting penis enlargement surgery would’ve been a stretch, comically speaking.

If this is Pastis’ best effort to be supportive, he’s earned a black eye.

Talk about lazy.

Is this some kind of bust?

Well, it’s very impressive, yes,..

You mean the breast is yet to come OFF.

My formative years were in the Twiggy era, something sexy about the flat-top.

Maybe all of Pastis’s pun strips are a good idea.

I meant not all of the pun strips are a good idea.

Guess she didn’t get our full support when she needed it.

What NANCY needs is an over the shoulder boulder holder….Knockers up, Nanc!

Choke. Gag. Urk. Hurl.

Just for the record: this strip is as sexist as it gets. So are the comments.

Pastis. You’ve crossed a (tan) line.

His inner frat-boy did this comic.

Trying to squeeze in the humor…

After all, Pastis is the model for “Shallow Breast Guy” in Paige Braddock’s Jane comic . . .

The audience tittered.

Turning mountains into mole hills . . . .

Pamela Anderson got a breast reduction, seems that also removed her talent.

That joke flu right over pig’s head.

Wow – coincidentally, almost a duplicate of today’s Cyanide & Happiness:

http://explosm.net/comics/5587/

VOY! Eh?

today’s Cyanide and Happiness strip had exactly the same punchline. uncanny. http://explosm.net/comics/latest

Got a Hoot(ers) out of this one.

After all the groaner puns this guy puts out, he finally made me laugh at one!

Mr. Pastis, this proves you are a boob

I once copped a feel and got into big trouble. She married me.

Pastis belongs in the booby hatch.

Everybody freeze!! This strip is busted!!

Ouch, it so happens that ‘Cyanide & Happiness’ had the same idea for their own strip today…http://files.explosm.net/comics/Dave/flattenthecurve.png?t=448D90

Har-de-dar-dar…

Busted

Well, I don’t read Pearls Before Swine for titillation anyway

should’ve quit while you were ahead pastis …

Shoulda stopped at trying to flatten the curve

Eat Wonder Bread for…

At least tits off the table now.

Titillating, to be sure.

Patient to doctor “I can’t get him to stop breastfeeding.”  Doctor; “Just don’t let the boy near them” Patient; “I’m talking about my husband, not my child!”

WHERES MY BASEBALL BAT! THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH!

Look, everybody… Pastis is just trying to make the breast of a bad situation.

It’s hard to stay abreast of what these guys are up to.

I’m the rare fan of gravity in this area.

That will never be an issue with me. Of course, I’ll also never need a backbrace just to stand up straight.