Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 23, 2020

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    amethyst52 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Don’t kill spiders! Put them outside!

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    Prescott_Philosopher   over 4 years ago

    Gatta confess, I’m with the Wizard on this one. Tonight we were working in the garage with the lights on and all of a sudden I realized a tarantula had come in to see what was going on. They actually exhibit intelligence. He, I do think it was a young male, was about 2 feet away, just sitting there and watching. I got two paint stirring sticks, held them in a ‘V’, and moved the ‘V’ slowly towards the tarantula guiding him outside. Smaller spiders get captured with a plastic cup and piece of thin cardboard and carried outside.

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    I Mad Am I  over 4 years ago

    In magical circles… the belief is if you talk to the spider and tell it you want it to be outside… then aid it to be there (cup/jar method)… it will grant you a wish. My problem is – the only wish I have is for it to eat more mosquitoes! ;)

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    The beginning of Aragog.

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    Spiders are our friends. But even friends sometimes look yucky.

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    CO Premium Member over 4 years ago

    We don’t move spiders outside. The bugs we want them to eat are on the inside.:-)

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I squash ’em in a tissue and flush ’em!! eek!

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    JoanHelen  over 4 years ago

    Spiders are our friends, they eat all the nasty blood-sucking insects as well as flies. Many years ago my ex and I used to go camping in our caravan with our young daughters. One year we were visiting the Kruger National Park which is in our home country, South Africa. The camp we were in was far up the reserve in elephant country and even in the winter it was hot. We settled down for our first night in our rondavel [round hut]. Looking up at the ceiling I noticed a huge black spider sitting up there directly above my baby’s cot. I was terrified that the spider would drop down into the cot. However, the spider just moved around the ceiling the entire night and we had a peaceful sleep. The next day my husband was chatting to the young couple in the hut next to us and they were complaining of being bitten by thousands of nasty insects. The reason why we had no insects was because of the spider. All the hut roofs were thatch. Because we were in a nature reserve visitors were not allowed to interfere with the wildlife in any way.

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    whahoppened  over 4 years ago

    Just discovered a garden spider with a footspread of 2.5 inches.

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    What? SPLAAAT it! SPLAAAAT it!

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Hey Wiz! ….. You know why the spider had to cross the road?

    It just had to go to a new web site.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    What do spiders eat in Paris???

    I believe that they eat french-flies.

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    scote1379 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I try to let them be until they end up in the tub , I tell my Wife they’re only looking for water and warmth, mice on the other hand…..

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    MayCauseBurns  over 4 years ago

    Spider = land octopus

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    cubswin2016  over 4 years ago

    I am glad that the comic ended there.

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    one8romeo  over 4 years ago

    Is that a Red Solo Cup, Wiz?

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    Bob.  over 4 years ago

    I glanced up from my reading one day and saw a snake on the floor across the room from me. Small snake so I gave it the bowl/piece of cardboard treatment and turned it loose. Outside.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    The Wizard is humane…who knew?

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    walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That’s me and my wife. Be merciful, and sometimes I wonder if that karma thing is for real, so just in case ….

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    Could be Wiz will need that spider’s help in some future spell casting. You never know.

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    preacherman Premium Member over 4 years ago

    How does Wiz know the spider is an outdoor variety?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    So starts the family line of Aragog, Lord of the Dark Forest of Hogwarts.

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    dadarrow  over 4 years ago

    I like this. We need more kindness and compassion.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It’s the old bait and switch routine.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    So..Wiz is part Vulcan?

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    Rick Parkhurst Premium Member over 4 years ago

    So many could learn so much from comics.

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    DaveQuinn  over 4 years ago

    Spiders are actually beneficial in most cases.

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    Nyckname  over 4 years ago

    r/spiderbro

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    blakerl  over 4 years ago

    Wait a darn toon minute where’s the Kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-Shattering Kaboom! Yesterdays cartoon did not end, with the appropriate Kaboom! You can’t leave it hanging like that.

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    listmom  over 4 years ago

    This! I always try to save my spiders.

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    squireobrien  over 4 years ago

    Considering his interests, I’m surprised he didn’t take it as a pet. Or ingredient.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 4 years ago

    My daughter-in-law made sure my son carefully moved a spider outside the house, watched to make sure it was safe for several days afterward.

    If you have to kill, kill. If you don’t have to kill, don’t.

    (Except for skeeters, horseflies and dogflies, fire ants, roaches, maybe a few other things I can’t think of right this second; those should be killed immediately.)

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    Neat '33  over 4 years ago

    Nah; She’s just as scared of the spider like the Fat Broad in the B.C. Comic !

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Iv’e done that many times !!! Lol

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    ZarPaulus  over 4 years ago

    Knowing the wiz I can see why his wife left the room.

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    geese28  over 4 years ago

    Is that spider from Garfield?

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    My sister and me, I will kill spiders if I think they will infest, but most often I will just take them outside

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    j.l.farmer  over 4 years ago

    that’s what i do!

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    pchemcat  over 4 years ago

    That’s what I do Wiz, I let those little fellers live.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 4 years ago

    If you have spiders you have bugs, if you don’t have bugs the spiders will leave. It’s waiting game.

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    Boise Ed Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Spiders eat things I REALLY don’t like.

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    falcon_370f  over 4 years ago

    I’m with the wizard, Spiders are my friends.

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Nice to see Wiz treating Blanch’s family members so kindly… :D

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