B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 07, 2021

Check mate?

Ah, the old “check engine light” gag, retrofitted to prehistoric times

Be glad she didn’t use a different angle when she inserted that club.

Snake Eye’s response from “Tumbleweeds” circa 40 years ago.

Now that was close…

… please sanitize that club before returning it to her.

The club that hit the bottoms…

He’s lucky she just stuck it in his….pants?

“Sir, I need to check your pockets to see if you are carrying a weapon.”

That can leave fellow feeling inadequate.

She’s mellowed….

She has shown that she does not need her club to feel secure.

It does not look like he feels secure even though he now has the club.

I know a joke about a guy on a beach and a potato, but I don’t think I can repeat it here.

Is that the origin of the wedgie? The club is wedge shaped. Although she put it in backwards.

As clubs go, it has no equal!!

Gives new meaning to “Welcome to the Club”!

Well, at least she didn’t shove it the other way.

Lmao

And yet, she obviously contributed to the gene pool. I mean, just look around!

I half expected the third panel to show the maître d’ (Thor?) beaten up with the club and Jane saying, “See? It works just fine.”

Ah yes “The Diners club”

Too easy, since we’re all thinking of where she could have put her club.

“Where’s my re-seat?”

( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡  )

The sun don’t shine down there.

Definitely could have ended up much worse……..

I wonder if she’ll tip him when she comes back?

Well, that went better than it might have.

He’s lucky she put it there and not across the top of his head

And now his backside is almost as large as hers.

Lady! You need to see a Podiatrist.

Who knew they had such swank restaurants in the stone age. A hat check does seem out of place though, since I don’t recall any characters ever wearing hats.

Next time, warm it.

They need a weapons check room.

“You got a club in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

I hope that wood was smooth without any splinters.

It could have been worse.

Club free zone.

You’re lucky she didn’t take a different direction!

Does this club make my butt look big?