Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 12, 2021

Small hands and a small brain

The hair evokes a bit of Boris Johnson

Jump? Just throw Mr Fix-it across.

He’s able to speak in complete sentences and is able to lift a large rock, so it’s not who I was thinking of at first. https://i.imgur.com/yZizjiD.jpg

2016: “I alone can fix it.”

2020: “I don’t take responsibility at all.”

Fantastic how this political comment need not be considered to be a political comment in order to be funny.

I’m pretty sure that, when they played bridge back in the stone age, rocks were trumps.

Now, this is too low, even for me: depicting Republicans as cavemen is way too insulting to cavemen

(One of the many) first rule of politics – pretend to identify a problem and pretend to have solved it!

Was the bear Russian? If so, think that really should have instead been a Panda.

Obviousman saves the day …

Ah a flashback to the previous Resident’s Infrastructure Weeks.

Donald J. Grunt….

Time to invest in infrastructure 1.0.

You know who couldn’t even get THAT right….

He is blond haired too.

Well, he’s forced them to find another route.

the likeness is there.

Not the best caricature of Donald I’ve ever seen, but it will do!

Forget the politics – just be pleased to see a happy clever Wiley bear

This Buffon ha a strange resemblance to someone who some guy who builds walls.

Hummm…. Rock-Bridge-Bear….failed version of Rock-Paper-Scissors?

Like he’d carry his own rock…

The designated Rock Carrier serves dual purpose as someone to throw under the bus (or prehistoric equivalent).

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Simply redefine victory. Then when someone else is actually victorious, redefine defeat so that his victory is in factcalled a disastrous failure.

Biden was drawn a little plumb, but other than that it’s a spot-on comic

Wiley Bears and the Orange Menace – gotta love it.

Don’t forget his comment after 9-11…..he bragged he now had the tallest building in New York.

This is a great comic about our withdrawal from Afghanistan, but why did Wiley give Biden blonde hair?

And NOW he will be asking the Others for MORE MONEY…er…ROCKS so he can continue to “Fix” things…

And nothing has changed. People still are “fixing problems” that never were problems in the first place.

Nothing succeeds like success and I guess

Bad that he draw JOE BIDEN so poorly! :-)

Should have fed him to the bear…

If you fool yourself long enough, you think you can fool everyone. Trouble is, everyone thinks you’re a fool yourself.

Every character that is so very stupid is blonde and is fat and loud seems to always remind me of a certain someone that is also fat, blonde and has a big mouth. Strange isn’t it? Life is like the comic strips.

Boris bombed Brexit, at least that’s what the context seems to show me. But references to Peanut Buttercup and Ha’Pence are not far off.

Proof that stupidity is its own reward.

Looks like TDS has long lasting effects.

I, alone, can fix it………and the sheeple bowed and prayed, to the tinpot god they made

Because he won’t just go away

Anything to cover for the dims massive failures…… look! A squirrel!!

If I had a bear at the other end of the bridge I would consider the bridge a problem too. I don;t want a hungry bear crossing the bridge to get me. I think the one who took action actually had a rational reason for destroying the bridge, even if it didn’t solve the “return to cave” problem.

Skipping over which president made the worse botch of Afghanistan, we now have a new and highly original explanation of the origin of writing.

We learned it from bears.

Stupid is as stupid does…

Don’t worry, we’re spending 3.5T to fix that bridge

Intuitively obvious to even the casual observer, and yet…. One wonders why so many can be so blind !

This approach has been with us and often successful for a Loooong time

It was “Leave the rest to me”.

Definitely Drumpf the colossally ignorant POS. Anyone who voted for that fat filth earns a one way ticket to Hell, where they’ll be severely punished for all eternity!

Don’t like it? TOUGH!

The Democrat and whispering Joes infrastructure plan at work.

This must have been for Biden.

Trump had wild success in his one term BECAUSE he used common sense [HE knew the Democrat media was lying about him daily, and would NEVER report on how WELL things were actually going, so he just did what he LIKES to do: GET THINGS DONE!] In the cartoon example, Trump would say: “Everyone grab a spear! We’ll either kill the bear, or run him off; Problem solved.” [In real life: ISIS was causing problems; Solution: Trump killed them all. In real life: Trump wanted out of Afghanistan; He told the Taliban: “You’ll let our people leave, and let us take our equipment out; If you harm our people trying to leave, I’ll kill you all, just like ISIS.” Contrast this with: “We’ll do everything opposite the way Trump did.” ‘Dementia Joe’ pulled the troops out BEFORE our people, allies, and equipment had left. Just the latest and WORST disaster CAUSED by Biden NOT using common sense!

Totally unrealistic, the orange one can’t even get up a hill without driving in a golf cart, how would he lift a rock? He would need to direct his minions to buy a premium priced rock from his organization and then suggest they throw it on the bridge, and that he would lead the way, but actually forget to show up and watch it on Fox noise instead.

Yes Donny.

Once that bear decided to cross the bridge, the bridge would have been one problem enabling the bear, which would be the second problem. So the hoomanoids have one less problem than they did before the blond removed it.

^^^@david p. 600,000 dead due to total incompetence of both Trump and his SIL. Really interesting how you totally failed to mention the fact that gave Biden the victory

By tomorrow you’ll believe the bridge was the problem. Then I’ll tell you there was never a bridge in the first place and you’ll also believe that. Then I’ll tell you I’m a mighty fighter who saved you all from the bear and you need to give me your food so I can continue the fight.

It’s depressing to think that there have been Trumpoid people since prehistoric times.

Thought Biden had gray hair

I dream of the day when there are no longer references to the former guy because no one remembers him and his antics.

How long will we have to live with Trump before people find out we don’t care anymore? He is gone, leave him buried.

Funny thing about the Turd Reich Trolls is that they have forgotten to mention that the current administration has helped get over 120,000 more out of Afghanistan than the Bulbous Buttwhistle did. And also has released 5,000 fewer Taliban prisoners (including those who now run the country) than the Velveeta Voldemort did. And the current administration never, ever referred to the Taliban as “terrific warriors and negotiators” or had photo ops with those same Taliban leaders that now run Afghanistan, like the previous administration did. Funny how they never mention that, isn’t it?

The blond destroyer prefers walls to bridges.

Wiley has traced the Dumpsters fore fathers back a long way—like his answer to COVID—it will just go away

Sad attempt at deflection.

Long ago the orange guys cause trouble.

Conservatives are so far ahead of their time…

…since “their time” was the stone age.

Oh those rascally bears!

The last fool of a president is gone, and good riddance. Why bother to continue to ridicule him? Surely there’s something you could find about the current administration to ridicule. Must have been a cartoon left over that he kept on reserve for when he had no good ideas.

I think his name is Morrison

I gave up watching TV (don’t miss it either) because of all the political mud slinging that went on in 2020. Now I can’t enjoy reading the comics because there are some people who can’t seem to realize the election is over and they won’t stop slinging the mud.

Old Joe’s Paleolithic ancestor?

Gosh, I can’t for the life of me imagine who this “fixing” person is supposed to represent….

Life imitates art. Jan. 21, 2017 – Jan. 21, 2021.

way too familiar….good ol’ grabem’ by the p@$$y bone spurs……

In the “real world” his supporters are applauding and spinning the bridge’s dangers.

And Trmp was never trusted again in his life, and the tribe prospered.

Send that Wiley bear to Florida…

Once a liberal always a liberal.

The bridge was the problem if the bear decided to cross over.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!