I guess fake news is better than being reminded that we have a puppet for a president. “I was told to leave and not take questions”> “I will get into trouble if I answer questions”.
A very old pun,but one I’ve never seen in the strip.
There was once a court jester who was famous for his terrible puns.The King became soannoyed with him that he sentenced the jester to hang.
As the jester was mounting the steps to the gallows,the King said he would spare his lifeif the jester promised never to utter another pun as long as he lived.
“Do you agree?”,said The King.
“Why of course I agree,your Majesty.After all,no noose is good noose!”
Hears some really bad news, some people don’t read all the comments before adding their own little gem. The result being the same sad comment over and over again. And making light of fake gnus is good gnus.
Ya’ll do know this is a comic website, right? You have turned it into an anti-conservative, anti-Christian abomination. This is ridiculous. You can have differing political views and still be polite and get along. And religion bashing is, I’m pretty sure, against the rules. Let’s do better guys. Please.
I remember when it was said that “fake news is the enemy of the American people.” The news organizations went nuts. It went from “he’s talking about us”, to “he said that news is the enemy.” I laughed so much over that. They unwittingly admitted that they are, at best, a bunch of dishonest organizations, disseminators of fake news.
BE THIS GUY about 3 years ago
On the other hand, no gnus are good gnus.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago
Gnu morning, gnu pun.
BasilBruce about 3 years ago
I’d get them some shirts, but I don’t know where to find a gnu jersey.
jessie d. about 3 years ago
He’d do well at Fox Gnus wherein the fox regularly eats the gnus and spits it out as swill for GOP losers.
pearlsbs about 3 years ago
Q: What did the dyslexic robber use to hold up a bank.
A: A gnu.
Concretionist about 3 years ago
I think that leading gnus organizations will be all over this story!
pearlsbs about 3 years ago
A man dressed like a wildebeest for Halloween. He felt like a gnu man.
Concretionist about 3 years ago
Oh, and by the way: Governor Gnusom won the recall election.
GROG Premium Member about 3 years ago
What’s gnu with you?
pearlsbs about 3 years ago
A disease infected the gnus at the zoo and they all died.
Well, that’s the end of the gnus, now here’s the weather.
finkd about 3 years ago
Would that make the place they were standing gnu grass ?
eolan59 about 3 years ago
Faux Fake Gnus
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
Why would Bob even have imitation wildebeests in his yard? To imagine he’s on an African safari?
sirbadger about 3 years ago
Maybe Stephan is hoping to replace Tucker Carlson on Fox News.
oldpine52 about 3 years ago
Fake gnus is the gnu gnorm.
? about 3 years ago
Clever…. sad but clever
Imagine about 3 years ago
No gnus is good gnus.
Cornelius Noodleman about 3 years ago
Rats and Pigs and Gnus, oh my!
eromlig about 3 years ago
Wilde Beest, you make my heart cease…
Bwahahaha! about 3 years ago
Rat speaks the truth, Pastis.
Wilde Bill about 3 years ago
And now the truth can be told. It’s all fake gnus.
Lightpainter about 3 years ago
I like Steve’s “ deer caught in the headlights” look.
lavender headgear about 3 years ago
No gnus is good gnus.
Robin Harwood about 3 years ago
The Gnu Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqgPyqyh4X4
Baarorso about 3 years ago
Props go to Pastis on this one. It was the only way he could do “fake gnus” without things getting political.;-D
c001 about 3 years ago
At least I learned how to pronounce “gnus” in English. Whatever benefit it will bring me.
cdward about 3 years ago
Looks like a light gnus days.
Zykoic about 3 years ago
No gnus is good gnus.
Chris about 3 years ago
I thought it was funny.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago
“I’m a g-nu,
I’m a g-nu,
The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo.
I’m a g-nu,
How do you do?
You really ought to k-now w-ho’s w-ho."
“I’m a g-nu, spelt G-N-U.
I’m g-not a camel or a kangaroo.
So let me introduce,
I’m g-neither man or moose,
Oh, g-know, g-know, g-know,
I’m a g-nu!"
AndreasMartin about 3 years ago
A faked gnu is a beautiful truth all by itself.
Troglodyte about 3 years ago
At least Bob’s lawn is safe from stampedes. Otherwise, his a$$ would’ve been grass!
VanLaser about 3 years ago
A non-GPL GNU, I see
John Smith about 3 years ago
The saddest part is usually the comments section where people feel a compulsion to blurt out boring, uninteresting details about their personal lives.
BTW, there’s a boil on my cat’s butt.Pgalden1 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Even knowing I was being set up…ROFLOL
juicebruce about 3 years ago
Well Stephan at least no Rat Bat to the head ;-)
Ellis97 about 3 years ago
What did I say about puns?
hariseldon59 about 3 years ago
What do you call two wildebeests on their honeymoon? Gnulyweds.
mjb515 about 3 years ago
Neighbor Bob must be a Rolling Stone.
serial232 about 3 years ago
I guess fake news is better than being reminded that we have a puppet for a president. “I was told to leave and not take questions”> “I will get into trouble if I answer questions”.
Stocky One about 3 years ago
Mighty Phavahg about 3 years ago
I can’t believe it took him this long.
Ontman about 3 years ago
Sorry Rat…Payne is the saddest part of the comics page.
Serial Pedant about 3 years ago
Wait- is that Trump wearing a faux fur?
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
I gnu that was coming.
babka Premium Member about 3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqgPyqyh4X4
Code the Enforcer about 3 years ago
“Good Gnight – And Good Gnus !” … :)
ChristineMurphy about 3 years ago
Love this!
Goat from PBS about 3 years ago
This is why I don’t watch the gnus. Gnu-body can tell what’s real.
AtariDragon about 3 years ago
They would make for a more interesting lawn that plastic flamingos, anyhow.
donwestonmysteries about 3 years ago
Sometimes you can see the pun coming and not read all the dialogue to get there.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Who Gnu?
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Pastis is wearing Rat down. Notice the latter didn’t even bring his large mallet…
CaveCat87 about 3 years ago
All the gnus that’s fit to print.
198.23.5.11 about 3 years ago
America’s Got Talent!! Just not here.
198.23.5.11 about 3 years ago
A very old pun,but one I’ve never seen in the strip.
There was once a court jester who was famous for his terrible puns.The King became soannoyed with him that he sentenced the jester to hang.
As the jester was mounting the steps to the gallows,the King said he would spare his lifeif the jester promised never to utter another pun as long as he lived.
“Do you agree?”,said The King.
“Why of course I agree,your Majesty.After all,no noose is good noose!”
P>S>—They hanged him.
Snolep about 3 years ago
Stephan is the saddest, Rat is the sadist.
kartis about 3 years ago
Gnu you would do this. Gno gnome gnow.
Adam-Stone(Soup) about 3 years ago
I’m sorry but I think it’s funny.I’m spreading the “gnu(s).”LOL
Iseau about 3 years ago
Hears some really bad news, some people don’t read all the comments before adding their own little gem. The result being the same sad comment over and over again. And making light of fake gnus is good gnus.
dum about 3 years ago
ITS FAKE??
zeexenon about 3 years ago
From Fox News directly to you.
AndromedaMike about 3 years ago
Here comes that train again, and again I can’t get out of the way.
AndromedaMike about 3 years ago
My prior comment means that I can see that joke coming from miles away, but it still cracks me up.
jcmillercfp about 3 years ago
I always pronounce the g in gnu as a hard g. For example, Larry took his gnu and paddle out onto the lake looking for Zeebas.
mtrimberger Premium Member about 3 years ago
I just “gnu” what was comming….
smorbie the great and beautiful about 3 years ago
Ya’ll do know this is a comic website, right? You have turned it into an anti-conservative, anti-Christian abomination. This is ridiculous. You can have differing political views and still be polite and get along. And religion bashing is, I’m pretty sure, against the rules. Let’s do better guys. Please.
Mentor397 about 3 years ago
No Gnus is Good Gnus. Now, for international Gnus.
old_geek about 3 years ago
I remember when it was said that “fake news is the enemy of the American people.” The news organizations went nuts. It went from “he’s talking about us”, to “he said that news is the enemy.” I laughed so much over that. They unwittingly admitted that they are, at best, a bunch of dishonest organizations, disseminators of fake news.
198.23.5.11 about 3 years ago
Dear AMerica:
Broke and starving.Need help.
Can fake heroic war record.Please advise.
Mr.E.
redback about 3 years ago
they are not fake gnus; they are alternative bull
AndrewSihler about 3 years ago
Oh—a gnother gnu? (Courtesy Flanders & Swan.)
gmu328 about 3 years ago
what’s a gnu? Oh, I don’t know, what’s new with you?
willie_mctell about 3 years ago
New low.
AMBER1 about 3 years ago
No Gnus is good Gnus!
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 3 years ago
No gnus is good gnus.
Grover St. Clair about 3 years ago
Don’t let Tommy Smothers see this: https://youtu.be/qZvhUpZSiPQ
Flower Girl about 3 years ago
GNU’s Not Unix
pamela welch Premium Member about 3 years ago
This made me laugh out loud and then … G R O A N — LOLOL
Eric S about 3 years ago
@everyone I didn’t come here for an argument. I came here to read comics.
Eric S about 3 years ago
I for one, support the rights of fake gnus to appear wherever they want to.
FilmPhanatic Premium Member about 3 years ago
Another keeper!!!
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
If ewe gnu Cartoon-Boy like I NO! Cartoon-Boy, you’d not be surprised….
soaringblocks about 3 years ago
and you make us laugh a lot!! Thanks!
franki_g about 3 years ago
there should also be a silver fox and a grey faux feeding on those fake gnus.
Seed_drill about 3 years ago
Anyone else remember Gary Gnu on The Great Space Coaster?
SailFree about 3 years ago
Get rid of the gnus. No gnus is good gnus.
SailFree about 3 years ago
Little boy: Daddy, my gnu is misbehaving. Can you spank him for me? Father: Paddle your own gnu.