Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 15, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  about 3 years ago

    On the other hand, no gnus are good gnus.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Gnu morning, gnu pun.

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    BasilBruce  about 3 years ago

    I’d get them some shirts, but I don’t know where to find a gnu jersey.

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    jessie d.  about 3 years ago

    He’d do well at Fox Gnus wherein the fox regularly eats the gnus and spits it out as swill for GOP losers.

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    pearlsbs  about 3 years ago

    Q: What did the dyslexic robber use to hold up a bank.

    A: A gnu.

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    Concretionist  about 3 years ago

    I think that leading gnus organizations will be all over this story!

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    pearlsbs  about 3 years ago

    A man dressed like a wildebeest for Halloween. He felt like a gnu man.

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    Concretionist  about 3 years ago

    Oh, and by the way: Governor Gnusom won the recall election.

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    GROG Premium Member about 3 years ago

    What’s gnu with you?

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    pearlsbs  about 3 years ago

    A disease infected the gnus at the zoo and they all died.

    Well, that’s the end of the gnus, now here’s the weather.

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    finkd  about 3 years ago

    Would that make the place they were standing gnu grass ?

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    eolan59  about 3 years ago

    Faux Fake Gnus

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 3 years ago

    Why would Bob even have imitation wildebeests in his yard? To imagine he’s on an African safari?

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    sirbadger  about 3 years ago

    Maybe Stephan is hoping to replace Tucker Carlson on Fox News.

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    oldpine52  about 3 years ago

    Fake gnus is the gnu gnorm.

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    ?  about 3 years ago

    Clever…. sad but clever

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    Imagine  about 3 years ago

    No gnus is good gnus.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  about 3 years ago

    Rats and Pigs and Gnus, oh my!

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    eromlig  about 3 years ago

    Wilde Beest, you make my heart cease…

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    Bwahahaha!  about 3 years ago

    Rat speaks the truth, Pastis.

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    Wilde Bill  about 3 years ago

    And now the truth can be told. It’s all fake gnus.

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    Lightpainter  about 3 years ago

    I like Steve’s “ deer caught in the headlights” look.

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    lavender headgear  about 3 years ago

    No gnus is good gnus.

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    Robin Harwood  about 3 years ago

    The Gnu Song

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqgPyqyh4X4

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    Baarorso  about 3 years ago

    Props go to Pastis on this one. It was the only way he could do “fake gnus” without things getting political.;-D

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    c001  about 3 years ago

    At least I learned how to pronounce “gnus” in English. Whatever benefit it will bring me.

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    cdward  about 3 years ago

    Looks like a light gnus days.

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    Zykoic  about 3 years ago

    No gnus is good gnus.

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    Chris  about 3 years ago

    I thought it was funny.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago

    “I’m a g-nu,

    I’m a g-nu,

    The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo.

    I’m a g-nu,

    How do you do?

    You really ought to k-now w-ho’s w-ho."

    “I’m a g-nu, spelt G-N-U.

    I’m g-not a camel or a kangaroo.

    So let me introduce,

    I’m g-neither man or moose,

    Oh, g-know, g-know, g-know,

    I’m a g-nu!"

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    AndreasMartin  about 3 years ago

    A faked gnu is a beautiful truth all by itself.

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    Troglodyte  about 3 years ago

    At least Bob’s lawn is safe from stampedes. Otherwise, his a$$ would’ve been grass!

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    VanLaser  about 3 years ago

    A non-GPL GNU, I see

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    John Smith  about 3 years ago

    The saddest part is usually the comments section where people feel a compulsion to blurt out boring, uninteresting details about their personal lives.

    BTW, there’s a boil on my cat’s butt.
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    Pgalden1 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Even knowing I was being set up…ROFLOL

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    juicebruce  about 3 years ago

    Well Stephan at least no Rat Bat to the head ;-)

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    Ellis97  about 3 years ago

    What did I say about puns?

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    hariseldon59  about 3 years ago

    What do you call two wildebeests on their honeymoon? Gnulyweds.

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    mjb515  about 3 years ago

    Neighbor Bob must be a Rolling Stone.

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    serial232  about 3 years ago

    I guess fake news is better than being reminded that we have a puppet for a president. “I was told to leave and not take questions”> “I will get into trouble if I answer questions”.

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    Stocky One  about 3 years ago
    One could see that coming a mile away, but the punchline still makes it funny!
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    Mighty Phavahg  about 3 years ago

    I can’t believe it took him this long.

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    Ontman  about 3 years ago

    Sorry Rat…Payne is the saddest part of the comics page.

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    Serial Pedant  about 3 years ago

    Wait- is that Trump wearing a faux fur?

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I gnu that was coming.

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    babka Premium Member about 3 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqgPyqyh4X4

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    Code the Enforcer  about 3 years ago

    “Good Gnight – And Good Gnus !” … :)

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    ChristineMurphy  about 3 years ago

    Love this!

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    Goat from PBS  about 3 years ago

    This is why I don’t watch the gnus. Gnu-body can tell what’s real.

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    AtariDragon  about 3 years ago

    They would make for a more interesting lawn that plastic flamingos, anyhow.

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    donwestonmysteries  about 3 years ago

    Sometimes you can see the pun coming and not read all the dialogue to get there.

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    Who Gnu?

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Pastis is wearing Rat down. Notice the latter didn’t even bring his large mallet…

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    CaveCat87  about 3 years ago

    All the gnus that’s fit to print.

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    198.23.5.11  about 3 years ago

    America’s Got Talent!! Just not here.

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    198.23.5.11  about 3 years ago

    A very old pun,but one I’ve never seen in the strip.

    There was once a court jester who was famous for his terrible puns.The King became soannoyed with him that he sentenced the jester to hang.

    As the jester was mounting the steps to the gallows,the King said he would spare his lifeif the jester promised never to utter another pun as long as he lived.

    “Do you agree?”,said The King.

    “Why of course I agree,your Majesty.After all,no noose is good noose!”

    P>S>—They hanged him.

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    Snolep  about 3 years ago

    Stephan is the saddest, Rat is the sadist.

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    kartis  about 3 years ago

    Gnu you would do this. Gno gnome gnow.

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    Adam-Stone(Soup)  about 3 years ago

    I’m sorry but I think it’s funny.I’m spreading the “gnu(s).”LOL

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    Iseau  about 3 years ago

    Hears some really bad news, some people don’t read all the comments before adding their own little gem. The result being the same sad comment over and over again. And making light of fake gnus is good gnus.

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    dum  about 3 years ago

    ITS FAKE??

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    zeexenon  about 3 years ago

    From Fox News directly to you.

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    AndromedaMike  about 3 years ago

    Here comes that train again, and again I can’t get out of the way.

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    AndromedaMike  about 3 years ago

    My prior comment means that I can see that joke coming from miles away, but it still cracks me up.

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    jcmillercfp  about 3 years ago

    I always pronounce the g in gnu as a hard g. For example, Larry took his gnu and paddle out onto the lake looking for Zeebas.

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    mtrimberger Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I just “gnu” what was comming….

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  about 3 years ago

    Ya’ll do know this is a comic website, right? You have turned it into an anti-conservative, anti-Christian abomination. This is ridiculous. You can have differing political views and still be polite and get along. And religion bashing is, I’m pretty sure, against the rules. Let’s do better guys. Please.

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    Mentor397  about 3 years ago

    No Gnus is Good Gnus. Now, for international Gnus.

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    old_geek  about 3 years ago

    I remember when it was said that “fake news is the enemy of the American people.” The news organizations went nuts. It went from “he’s talking about us”, to “he said that news is the enemy.” I laughed so much over that. They unwittingly admitted that they are, at best, a bunch of dishonest organizations, disseminators of fake news.

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    198.23.5.11  about 3 years ago

    Dear AMerica:

    Broke and starving.Need help.

    Can fake heroic war record.Please advise.

    Mr.E.

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    redback  about 3 years ago

    they are not fake gnus; they are alternative bull

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    AndrewSihler  about 3 years ago

    Oh—a gnother gnu? (Courtesy Flanders & Swan.)

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    gmu328  about 3 years ago

    what’s a gnu? Oh, I don’t know, what’s new with you?

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    willie_mctell  about 3 years ago

    New low.

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    AMBER1  about 3 years ago

    No Gnus is good Gnus!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 3 years ago

    No gnus is good gnus.

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    Grover St. Clair  about 3 years ago

    Don’t let Tommy Smothers see this: https://youtu.be/qZvhUpZSiPQ

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    Flower Girl  about 3 years ago

    GNU’s Not Unix

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    pamela welch Premium Member about 3 years ago

    This made me laugh out loud and then … G R O A N — LOLOL

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    Eric S   about 3 years ago

    @everyone I didn’t come here for an argument. I came here to read comics.

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    Eric S   about 3 years ago

    I for one, support the rights of fake gnus to appear wherever they want to.

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    FilmPhanatic Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Another keeper!!!

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    Sisyphos  about 3 years ago

    If ewe gnu Cartoon-Boy like I NO! Cartoon-Boy, you’d not be surprised….

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    soaringblocks  about 3 years ago

    and you make us laugh a lot!! Thanks!

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    franki_g  about 3 years ago

    there should also be a silver fox and a grey faux feeding on those fake gnus.

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    Seed_drill  about 3 years ago

    Anyone else remember Gary Gnu on The Great Space Coaster?

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    SailFree  about 3 years ago

    Get rid of the gnus. No gnus is good gnus.

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    SailFree  about 3 years ago

    Little boy: Daddy, my gnu is misbehaving. Can you spank him for me? Father: Paddle your own gnu.

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