What ate examples of Bernice caring about what people think of her? I think she’s competitive and a perfectionist, but idk if that’s the same thing. :/
Can’t decide what’s worse: having condescending meatloaf-man rub on her shoulder, like he thinks they’re close or something, or Bernice actually being turned on by this mindless meaty meddling. Fingies probably smell bad, too
Max, what a well trained dog. He know to wiggle just when Jack needs to escape a scene, Meanwhile Bernice needs to add a coda to The Rules for dating Nil. Part whatever. Bernice will refraim from staring at Jack’s but you got to respect him.
There’s that butt-check again. So unfair that women do that! They get away with it because our backs are turned and we don’t get the opportunity to say: “Hey, I’m up here!”
Sooo… Bernice kisses Nil and is embarrassed and all floaty from a simple touch on the shoulder from Jack. Poor Nil, he is only one level above Gunther in her mind and heart.
When Bernice says “not fun as in”, was she going to say not fun as in being with you. Looks like Nil is a place holder until Jack comes around. I do hope the fish is ok. Bernice never did answer when Jack asked her. Maybe she was flustered trying to let Jack know it wasn’t too serious with Nil and she was still out there and available.
I love how Jack is able to calm people down and not judge them. He’s a totally positive figure♡. I still thinks all the things Bernice said about Nil sound pretty offensive and completely unfair. But it seems like Jack thinks she doesn’t really mean what she said and she speaks like that out of embarrassment. Max is so cute ♡. Bernice probably envy his being hold for long time by Jack.
This whole week, GnK has been shown to be troubled with issues of “y’know.” It’s apparent that Jack’s touch made more than Max “squirmy.” I have a feeling that this episode will be a one off and we’ll be on to something else next week. Nothing has run for more than two weeks in a row for some time now. So how will this park bench episode wrap up in the next couple of days? Will Bernice come to some internal decision re “y’know?” Or will someone show up to share her bench? Nil? Luann? Or will she return to her room and have a long talk with Monstro?
Whenever (IF ever) Bernice kisses you again, in her mind, she’ll actually be kissing Jack, a guy who barely knows she exists.
NEVER forget that, or you’ll find yourself suddenly abandoned a fast food parking lot one day.
Because among the young guys in this Strip, affection and loyalty toward “lady friends” doesn’t pay and is NEVER rewarded. You’ll be taken for granted and no one will want to have your baby.
Unless your name is “Jack” or “Kip,” or even “Dirk.”
Now.
Contemplate that while you wonder why Bernice goes on and on about Jack every time you two “hook up.”
A little lower, Jack……with a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology here it goes now, the circular motion, now Rub It!
Wow, way to make it creepy, Bernice. You’re like those dudes who sexualize absolutely anything a woman says. And the whole “I wouldn’t want you to think we are doing the sex” really comes off as pathetic when the person saying it is older than 16. You’re a friggin’ adult now, Bernice.
You know how in the animated Monty Python intro the giant foot comes stomping down to obliterate whatever’s under it? Where’s that foot now, when we need it?
Please don’t send her to Nancy again for advice. I shudder to think what book would be recommended to advise Bernice on how to two time her boyfriend with his best friend. Oh wait..it happens all the time doesn’t it?
She’s clearly begun to perspire/ she’s strung as tight as a wire: / she’s forgotten Nil’s name, /and her pants are aflame/ with (for Jack !) her burning desire./// Her thoughts are becoming lascivious/ but Jack is simply oblivious./ must she settle for Nil ?/ (I’m afraid that she will..)/ her situation is piteous.
however, this is the first time i’ve ever seen Jack touch anyone even if it is just in conversation, on the shoulder. And he keeps his hand there for some time; he didn’t have to do this to make his point. Has he ever touched Luann casually like this?
Bernice was born in the wrong century and Karen seems to be obsessed with period romance stories because this is definitely a 19th century story line! That a reassuring touch on the shoulder should be taken so seriously is old school for sure. Back in the day, physical contact like that would have almost been a marriage proposal. Now she’s going to make it into something more (in her manic little brain) than just the friendly gesture it was. She does, however, need to be honest with herself and break up with Nil. She is undeniably attracted to his best friend and it would be incredibly sleazy to keep seeing/making out with him. That’s a good thing, because Nil is really weird
Okay, we had a Luann story arc that went nowhere two weeks ago. A Brad and Toni story arc that ended with the continuation of the status quo last week. This week we are treated to the dating dilemmas of the strips most unlikeable character. Methinks they are in a creative rut and can’t think of a way out of it.
For some reason the deemphasis of Luann (ya know, the title character) and the sheer amount of effort that has gone into Bernice over the past year or so seems to just scream that Karen is driving the storylines…and she’s not good at it.
Just because she is the creators daughter doesn’t make her creative. It probably skipped a generation. Luann used to be the comic I ended my perusal of GoComics with because it was the best one. Now Chickweed Lane has taken that spot. Lets face it, the creepy (possibly telepathic) twins of Edda and Amos and way more interesting then Bernice. I look forward to the day when Luann is my favorite again.
It’s unfair of Bern to make-out with Nil when she clearly still has the hots for Jack. It is also unfair that G&K have given Bern the most storylines this past year, seeing that the strip is called, “Luann.” Bern has 2 guys to dream about and Luann has nothing going on. Tsk.
lvlax about 3 years ago
He touched me!
Rhetorical_Question about 3 years ago
Yes, Bernice. Be true to oneself.
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
Well, that was a nice talk.
Brdshtt Premium Member about 3 years ago
Bernice have fun?? LOLOLOL!
GraciaBabbidge about 3 years ago
Seems like Bernice is starved for human touch.
butterfly_qvrs about 3 years ago
WOW. Does Bernice get that Nil and Jack are best friends? That was kinda skeevy.
AnyFace about 3 years ago
Rhetorical_Question about 3 years ago
An Unleash moment for Bernice.
TheThingIs about 3 years ago
Does she have feelings for two different men? Is that why Jack shouldn’t imagine her having fun with Nil?
TheThingIs about 3 years ago
What ate examples of Bernice caring about what people think of her? I think she’s competitive and a perfectionist, but idk if that’s the same thing. :/
Joe1962 about 3 years ago
Oh Jack, Oh Nil what i’m to do I love two men who are best friends.
Rhetorical_Question about 3 years ago
Bring back Bernice’s Shoulder Angel with the devilish ideas.
C about 3 years ago
Everything you don’t want in a girl, Bernice
Caldonia about 3 years ago
Can’t decide what’s worse: having condescending meatloaf-man rub on her shoulder, like he thinks they’re close or something, or Bernice actually being turned on by this mindless meaty meddling. Fingies probably smell bad, too
Wilde Bill about 3 years ago
Bernice was about to get a little squirmy herself.
luann1212 about 3 years ago
Good grief is she horny.
stillfickled Premium Member about 3 years ago
Just what is she looking at?? ( in the last panel)
beb01 about 3 years ago
Max, what a well trained dog. He know to wiggle just when Jack needs to escape a scene, Meanwhile Bernice needs to add a coda to The Rules for dating Nil. Part whatever. Bernice will refraim from staring at Jack’s but you got to respect him.
blunebottle about 3 years ago
There’s that butt-check again. So unfair that women do that! They get away with it because our backs are turned and we don’t get the opportunity to say: “Hey, I’m up here!”
jazzfan619 about 3 years ago
Sooo… Bernice kisses Nil and is embarrassed and all floaty from a simple touch on the shoulder from Jack. Poor Nil, he is only one level above Gunther in her mind and heart.
kenhense about 3 years ago
It would have been fun to see Bernice have this conversation with Tara – Tara would have had some zingy replies.
pekelopan Premium Member about 3 years ago
When Bernice says “not fun as in”, was she going to say not fun as in being with you. Looks like Nil is a place holder until Jack comes around. I do hope the fish is ok. Bernice never did answer when Jack asked her. Maybe she was flustered trying to let Jack know it wasn’t too serious with Nil and she was still out there and available.
ronaldspence about 3 years ago
What is Bernice’s excuse?
Enter.Name.Here about 3 years ago
I think what Bernice really meant to say was “I can relate”. She was getting a bit squirmy there herself.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 3 years ago
I love how Jack is able to calm people down and not judge them. He’s a totally positive figure♡. I still thinks all the things Bernice said about Nil sound pretty offensive and completely unfair. But it seems like Jack thinks she doesn’t really mean what she said and she speaks like that out of embarrassment. Max is so cute ♡. Bernice probably envy his being hold for long time by Jack.
GovernmentCheese about 3 years ago
Impure thoughts! Impudent Strumpet!
Scott Stevenson about 3 years ago
Bernice sounds like she’s suffering the same thing that Orioles manager Earl Weaver said about pitcher Jim Palmer: Even his complexes have complexes.
The Pro from Dover about 3 years ago
I ain’t never had too much fun
Johnnyrico about 3 years ago
No leash? I’m not talking about just Max, but Bernice also…
GirlGeek Premium Member about 3 years ago
And people wonder why I don’t like Bernice. She can’t be happy with the person interested in her, she’s trying to make an unnecessary love triangle.
mr , b about 3 years ago
yea . . .
Tyge about 3 years ago
This whole week, GnK has been shown to be troubled with issues of “y’know.” It’s apparent that Jack’s touch made more than Max “squirmy.” I have a feeling that this episode will be a one off and we’ll be on to something else next week. Nothing has run for more than two weeks in a row for some time now. So how will this park bench episode wrap up in the next couple of days? Will Bernice come to some internal decision re “y’know?” Or will someone show up to share her bench? Nil? Luann? Or will she return to her room and have a long talk with Monstro?
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 3 years ago
lol.. more than one randy little pun there.
Ellis97 about 3 years ago
Bernice will never, ever find love. She’s too stuck up and insufferable.
DM2860 about 3 years ago
Reminds me of my first date after my wife passed away. My date got away as fast as she could do so politely as well. Never saw her again.
Johnnyrico about 3 years ago
“Oh, Jack, I will never let go… Jack?…… JACK??… Come back!“
EMGULS79 about 3 years ago
Wow. This is right on par with the best of Arlo ‘n’ Janis!
Yuban333 about 3 years ago
Bernice is looking at Jack’s ass in the last panel.
grocks about 3 years ago
So Bernice still has the hots for Jack. She seemed to really be getting along with Nil.
WilliamVollmer about 3 years ago
Yes, you have Bernice.
Call me Ishmael about 3 years ago
Nil is in for a disappointing afternoon, with a very distracted and confused young woman.
ctolson about 3 years ago
That’s Maxes notification he needs a fire hydrant, tree or bush now.
Decepticomic about 3 years ago
Does Bernice not have the internet or something? Or does she have weird puritanical views on “self-exploration”?
GaryCooper about 3 years ago
Bernice is doing what young people call “over sharing.”
comicboyz about 3 years ago
So basically, Bernice and Nil are in the “No Strings Attached” make out zone.
phileaux about 3 years ago
Get sum Bern!!
Mordock999 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Nil?
Know you this and remember:
Whenever (IF ever) Bernice kisses you again, in her mind, she’ll actually be kissing Jack, a guy who barely knows she exists.
NEVER forget that, or you’ll find yourself suddenly abandoned a fast food parking lot one day.
Because among the young guys in this Strip, affection and loyalty toward “lady friends” doesn’t pay and is NEVER rewarded. You’ll be taken for granted and no one will want to have your baby.
Unless your name is “Jack” or “Kip,” or even “Dirk.”
Now.
Contemplate that while you wonder why Bernice goes on and on about Jack every time you two “hook up.”
FassEddie about 3 years ago
Oh, ho, ho! And now we know!
mercat1 about 3 years ago
A little lower, Jack……with a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology here it goes now, the circular motion, now Rub It!
Tetonbil about 3 years ago
This girl really needs to get laid!
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
Does Bernice squirm when she is held too long?
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
Nothing wrong with knowing two guys at the same time, assuming of course that they both know you. Which seems not to be the case right now……
BJShipley1 about 3 years ago
Wow, way to make it creepy, Bernice. You’re like those dudes who sexualize absolutely anything a woman says. And the whole “I wouldn’t want you to think we are doing the sex” really comes off as pathetic when the person saying it is older than 16. You’re a friggin’ adult now, Bernice.
StackableContainers about 3 years ago
Jack is almost too emotionally healthy.
eladee AKA Wally about 3 years ago
Swoon!!!!!
198.23.5.11 about 3 years ago
T-shirt that would be perfect for Bernice—-
“Hold on.Let me overthink this.”.
Mayor Snorkum about 3 years ago
You know how in the animated Monty Python intro the giant foot comes stomping down to obliterate whatever’s under it? Where’s that foot now, when we need it?
198.23.5.11 about 3 years ago
Does that dog have any bones??
Delta for Mayor.
dbradway1 about 3 years ago
After palling around with Luann for, what, 15 years or more, I’m surprised Bernice is still so up-tight.
pontiac59 about 3 years ago
Not sure I understand this storyline. I mean I see what’s going on and I get it, it’s just not making a whole lot of sense.
mindjob about 3 years ago
I see another dream sequence for her
The Wolf In Your Midst about 3 years ago
Bernice needs to stop being so uptight, and start being promiscuous so that I can criticize her for that instead!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 3 years ago
“Oh to be that dog,” she thinks to herself.
Susan123 about 3 years ago
He could be gay
Scoutmaster77 about 3 years ago
I bet she can! ;-)
comic reader 22 about 3 years ago
Please don’t send her to Nancy again for advice. I shudder to think what book would be recommended to advise Bernice on how to two time her boyfriend with his best friend. Oh wait..it happens all the time doesn’t it?
Call me Ishmael about 3 years ago
She’s clearly begun to perspire/ she’s strung as tight as a wire: / she’s forgotten Nil’s name, /and her pants are aflame/ with (for Jack !) her burning desire./// Her thoughts are becoming lascivious/ but Jack is simply oblivious./ must she settle for Nil ?/ (I’m afraid that she will..)/ her situation is piteous.
RSH about 3 years ago
however, this is the first time i’ve ever seen Jack touch anyone even if it is just in conversation, on the shoulder. And he keeps his hand there for some time; he didn’t have to do this to make his point. Has he ever touched Luann casually like this?
comic reader 22 about 3 years ago
Bernice was born in the wrong century and Karen seems to be obsessed with period romance stories because this is definitely a 19th century story line! That a reassuring touch on the shoulder should be taken so seriously is old school for sure. Back in the day, physical contact like that would have almost been a marriage proposal. Now she’s going to make it into something more (in her manic little brain) than just the friendly gesture it was. She does, however, need to be honest with herself and break up with Nil. She is undeniably attracted to his best friend and it would be incredibly sleazy to keep seeing/making out with him. That’s a good thing, because Nil is really weird
Loki McMuffin about 3 years ago
Okay, we had a Luann story arc that went nowhere two weeks ago. A Brad and Toni story arc that ended with the continuation of the status quo last week. This week we are treated to the dating dilemmas of the strips most unlikeable character. Methinks they are in a creative rut and can’t think of a way out of it.
For some reason the deemphasis of Luann (ya know, the title character) and the sheer amount of effort that has gone into Bernice over the past year or so seems to just scream that Karen is driving the storylines…and she’s not good at it.
Just because she is the creators daughter doesn’t make her creative. It probably skipped a generation. Luann used to be the comic I ended my perusal of GoComics with because it was the best one. Now Chickweed Lane has taken that spot. Lets face it, the creepy (possibly telepathic) twins of Edda and Amos and way more interesting then Bernice. I look forward to the day when Luann is my favorite again.
kittysquared Premium Member about 3 years ago
It’s unfair of Bern to make-out with Nil when she clearly still has the hots for Jack. It is also unfair that G&K have given Bern the most storylines this past year, seeing that the strip is called, “Luann.” Bern has 2 guys to dream about and Luann has nothing going on. Tsk.
w16521 about 3 years ago
Bernice getting laid would be good for her overall well-being.
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
Bernie, Bernie, Bernie, squirmy at Jack’s innocent touch?
I guess there is no point in admonishing, “Get a life!”
MAGA Premium Member about 3 years ago
Okay. It is established that Bernice is horny. Get to it already.
198.23.5.11 about 3 years ago
She’s not horny.She jsut wishes she knew how.