Herman by Jim Unger for January 27, 2022

The bagpipes should sue him for sexual harassment.

And he’s not wearing his underpants.

I could get some bagpipes to annoy my family!

Bagpipes don’t scream, they wail!

But I have thought for many years that Breton bagpipes are tuned to make fun of bagpipes from across the channel…

Can you play “Flight of the Bumblebee”?

AH , The Pipes, The Pipes are Calling !

Oh, dear Lord! Thats funny!! roflmao

Great art work!

Old joke:

A Scotsman lay dying in the hospital. When asked what his last wish was, he declared, “Just once more, I’d like to hear the skirl of the pipes.”

So the doctors arranged for a piper to come in and play.

The Scotsman made a remarkable recovery. His doctor remarked, “What’s more, three Englishmen who were only mildly ill are now in the ICU.”

Regimental Parades: just your socks and shoes. And there was an inspection to make sure, if it was not a windy day. This was okay up to the mid 80’s, one’s rifle, bayonet, and hair sporran could keep it respectful, but too many complaints from the public or civilians, then we started to wear underwear.

Reminds me of the scene in TBBT when Sheldon has to help Penny put on a blouse…

Is that my arm?

It doesn’t feel like an arm.

Then maybe you should let it go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFrUOCe7mf0

PDG Bach once said the early name for a bagpipe was a suck, blow, pump, twiddle but they had to simply the name.

What do you call perfect pitch with a bagpipe? Twenty yards into a pond.

What is the difference between bagpipes and onions? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

(Just kidding, I enjoy … in moderation …)

I can take bagpipes for about 3 minutes…OY

Why do bagpipers march when they play?

To get away fron the noise.

When it’s not screaming, you can still hear it droning on and on.

Actually, I love listening to bagpipes….

At least stop squeezing it.

T’aint nut’ing wrong wit’ da pipes, laddie! (…lassie?)

everyone check out the snakecharmer on youtube—she’s awesome! heavy metal bagpipes!

Is it true that bagpipe players put a distressed cat inside the instrument before every concert?

Do they have electric bag pipes now?

The bag is there to keep the qat from clawing you

Bagpipes benevolent beginnings.

Kid’s a lot smarter than he looks.

for some fun, check out the Red Hot Chilli Pipers – the original bag rock. https://rhcp.scot/

Herman must be Scottish.