Pickles by Brian Crane for August 05, 2022

Well, Opal blew that one.

A quiet Opal is so unfamiliar

On second thought, you can keep it.

At least they didn’t swap teeth

With that mustache, they could get stuck together.

There you go again, always trying to pop Opel’s bubble

Beyond tongue

Oh yuck.

Earl gummed up her denture works!

That’s one deep kiss

I thought she was going to end up with his mustache.

She took the gum right of his mouth, it must have been when he was kissing her.*

*A tribute to the late great Meatloaf.

My high school girlfriend & I would swap chewing gum just for fun. No hands.

That’s what you get for overdoing the kiss, Earl!

Love is sharing!

Gross.

Oh My Goodness.

Better that Earl gave Opal his gum, and not his dentures.

When we were dating, my future wife did that to me once — but the way she did it was so sexy I almost melted right then and there.

EEEeeeeeeeeuuuuuuwwwwwwwww…….

Pass the denture while you’re at it…

LMAO! That was some smooch Earl!

Slightly funny.

Everyone knows that sharing your bubble gum is the ultimate sign of true love.

I went to a small Christian college back in the day. The college paper had a comic strip showing (in panel 1) Joe College walking down the street, admiring an approaching freshman girl. Panel 2 was the word “KISS” and panel 3 was the word “SLAP”. Panel 4 showed Joe College thinking “at least I got her gum”.

The uproar was amazing. It was just a comic strip, and people were sending letters to the editor complaining. I thought the response was at LEAST as funny as the comic.

Ok,happy now,opal?

EWWWW !

My second wife was considerably older than I but she wasted no time hinting around when she wanted affection. I met her at a Renaissance Faire where I paid for an hour-long massage on some hay bales. (In those days I was “dancer fit”). We talked afterward for a while. She told me how much she admired my mind. I knew EXACTLY what she meant. :)

And my teeth.

Guess he doesn’t have false teeth. I discovered a few decades ago that chewing gum and having a mustache are not compatible.

A French exchange kiss?

I smell a conspiracy. I haven’t figured it out yet, but I smell it.

French, I bet.

Ohh La La! Earl you ol’ dog!

Today, Garfield is having a Pickles moment, and Pickles has entered the Rose is Rose zone!

She was asking for it and she got it!

most excellent

Wow! great kiss from Earl. My own hubby not been able to kiss me like that in a while, reason short story but true. Mid May accident left lower femur fracture, Orthopedic not operable no cast, messed up, next x-ray showed results of messed up, bone really broke, I been very careful not to mess up, 16th x-ray going cautious, not healed right wrap, surgery cannot be done. Hubby does tend to me. I have to use wheelchair then walker by hopping right leg. I have tried does not work with my body or my sore bone. Hip bone okay just above that. Yes had lot of pain. I am so ready to get rid of wheelchair and not certain of walker.

That gum must be Juicy Smooch! ;-p