Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 06, 2022

Kippy is going to be one HAPPY quarterback! LOL

So is Tiff sharing her dorm room with Stef again this year or not?

“Laze” and “lounge” mean the same thing to Stefani, huh? Surely Tiffany worked on a tan.

I thought all cheerleaders learned to put their leg behind their head. And I thought she went to dance camp not cheerleading camp. I’m sure Kip will be impressed with her new found skill.. And it explains why Stef showed up in shorts instead of a skirt.

TMI.

Tiff if you need to leave the dorm, please leave. I am encouraging you.

Maybe we’ll be lucky, Stef will stay locked in that pose, and will have to sit out the school year in traction.

Jean-Claude Van Damme would be envious of such an impressive split

do you think Toff got everyone’s items back to them?

When did Tff and her BFF go to Maui?

Lucky Kip Lee

I used to do this too, Stefi. A lot of girls your age can do this. It doesn’t take special training at a camp to learn this. The young human body is naturally flexible until they get…….old. Unless you keep it up. I’ve seen geriatric ladies do yoga the way the young do…because they keep on exercising and stretching. Wish someone gave me this advice when I was her age.

Yeah, I did that once. In the snow. Unintentionally. Hurt-like-hell.

Steffi looks like a cross – eyed idiot. After that “laze” remark, I would not blame Tiff if she broke out all Steffi’s teeth. If Tiff lets her get away with it, it will only get worse.

Stef is also working on the Kama Sutra, apparently.

Laze – spent time in a relaxed, lazy time

Aw, Flake off, Steff!

Tiff spent MOST of the Summer “muscling up” by lifting your heavy junk at the WareManse.

Show Stef your “guns,” Tiff.

And NOW would be a real good time to tell “Elastigirl” here that there be NO “Privacy Hut” this year, and she and Kip will just have to go to a Motel 6 or something.

Chances are, they’ll run into Jonah Daytona there, pretending to “look for work.” :-)

Tiffany really has come a long way. Once her thoughts were not dissimilar to Stef and she bragged to Luann about her exercise programs, now she knows how weird it’s to spend the holidays using all time just for exercise, probably without any time to relax. The fact that Stef wants to show to her how superior she is by doing something that looks both difficult and painful and makes her make that mangled expression full of sufferance is hilarious. Tiffany’s reaction is perfect! She is the truly superior one. She is now a real cool girl who has nothing to prove.

So do you want kinky or cush?

Steffi must be Alfred E Neuman’s daughter or granddaughter- I just noticed something that apparently runs in the family. Google Alfred (even on covers of MAD Magazine) and look at the position of his eyes. Take a look at several different pictures of him, even going back past the 1920’s. Look at Steffi in the first panel. Her eye on our right is slightly lower than the other one and has that dumb look as well. If you were to closely look at many images of Alfred, you will notice the same thing – his eye on our right (his left eye) is lower than the other one. She is just not missing the tooth Alfred is, though. Yet. Tiff might make them all disappear after a week of putting up with Steffi.

“What, me worry?” Nah.

OK – This might get interesting. However once again we have to go to Tiffany for a laugh. It’s been way too long since Luann was in a funny situation. The camping trip with Luann, Dez and Bernice was entertaining.

Stef is just showing off to say she’s more flexible than tiff is. She is trying to prove herself while tiff has acknowledged she has NOTHING to prove to anyone. She believes she’s sexy and doesn’t care if anyone doesn’t agree with her.

Today Tiffany is all self-assured and brassy. Will she stay that way when Stef tried to hog the bedroom like she did last year?

I hope that b!tch gets stuck in that position and can’t undo it.

Then, Tiff can take a picture and post it all over the Internet.

And then, Kip—taunted by his football buddies—dumps the b!tch for good!!

Actually, Tiffany looks like she put on a few pounds. She had been looking only 5-10 pounds overweight before. Now she looks 20. I hope the artists let her slim down soon.

Oh silly me, I was enjoying Tiffany’s response. In high school it would have become a full blown competition, but look at how much she’s grown.

How obscene..

She can cross her eyes. Can she dot her tees too?

Looks to me like Stef may have just stretched herself a little too far.

still don’t know why steff is back, you can change roommates between years. and they are not happy with her.

Looks like G&K are taking Tiff’s character from being curvy zaftig to the Michelin man.

Love the way Stef’s eyes are crossed doing this move. Must hurt like he!! to get a look like that.

I’m with Tiffany on this. Who cares? Except maybe her rival cheerleaders.

Or what?!

Stef does have nice ads.

Impressive. Most impressive.

Let’s just hope Stef doesn’t snap off her leg in the process.

Tif is somewhat envious of Steff’s flexibility. But shudders at the thought of the four hours daily, over the course of the summer it took to get there.

Being able to do that is actually impressive, but nobody cares because Stef is a jerk.

Well, Stef has come back to school fit for action. I’ve been looking for a model just like her.

I’m with Tiffany, pass me another loco moco

Very seductive.

I did a pose like that the other day…of course I had fallen off a ladder…

Actually, if Tiffany wasn’t glaringly contrasted to the gyrations of the mad stork, Stef, Tiff would look pretty good.

Looks like Tiff’s packing her “Freshman 25”

That is one BIG nail in the wall. Are they still sophomores? Did last year even happen?

Stuuuck, Stuuck! Help me. Tiff laughs.

Is it just me, or does Stef look like she’s constantly concussed

Well it looks like Tiff and her dad made it to Hawaii after all! And, would people please stop obsessing over her weight?

Tiff, Stef is no one to be jealous of.

Impressed at least.

Good ol’ Stef is cross-eyed as a bat!

GROSS! This is not something I want to see in a family comic.

Steff learned a talent any boyfriend would love

Two useless ones!!

People getting upset over the ‘obscene’ pose are the ones with their minds in the gutter. I despise the character, but that pose is only obscene if you think of it that way. Ballet dancers and figure skaters do it all the time. Also martial artists. (Yes I have posted this 3 times now and will do it again as I see fit, because what I said is true.)

Every time I hear “Look what I can do”, I think of Stuart from Mad TV.

Tiff shows some leg in Panel 3.

Looking at the last frame you see her eyes going cross. However if you notice her eyes are the same way in the first panel so I guess that doesn’t mean she’s working hard to be in that pose.

Can girls get hernias??

9 Chickweed Lane alert!!! LOL

Well, ain’t that impressive!

Stef is drawn with the kind of cross eyes I used to give pictures of people I didn’t like as a kid.

or thankful, I don’t have to do that anymore

Why are Stef’s eyes about six inches apart? Should we be able to see the lobotomy scars?

Tiff should probably call 9-1-1. Stef looks like she’s stuck.

Talk about stretching yourself out of shape…

ow.

just…ow.

She’s loose all right.

Be afraid! Very afraid!

And we all appreciate Tiffany’s maturity all the more.

that will help stef in her porn career

Maybe you should be envious of Stef, Tiffany. She’s flexible and in prime condition, while you seem to have added yet another ten pounds while lazing in Maui….

Cheerleaders are supposed to do splits. But Tiffany is no more.

Steff is all googly-eyes in the 1st panel. Less so in the 3rd, but still looks badly drawn. She should have been drawn out of the strip – it makes zero sense that Tiff, Dez, and Bets would want her in their dorm room.

Well Stef, that oughta come in handy down at the STRIP JOINT!

Do you have ANY skills useful in landing a job?

I would think that Steffie can charge extra for being able to do a trick like that.

Ok gents be honest, who looks sexier: stef in her sports bra and spandex shorts or tiff in her t-shirt and high-slit skirt? Nevermind that stef has her right ankle behind her ear

Steff does not have at all the grace or control that an advanced dancing class would have given her. She looks like a clumsy child trying out a new stretch to show off. Anyone with any dance background could see that at a glance. In fact, a couple of these ladies have stories that could be interpreted as not entirely true.