Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 14, 2022

Rare “Five Panel Day” today. ✨

still no leads

And it was her favorite shade! So far the sleuths are batting zero.

Now they’re playing Clue: The Manse Edition

Is Anne Eiffel waiting inside that cabinet?? lol

If it was a ball, it could have rolled anywhere.. even down stairs. I hope we find out what it was this week, and they don’t drag it out.

Well, that certainly wouldn’t break the window. Girls, look for a golf ball. It is the likeliest culprit.

It was a Canadian Goose and it’s on the loose. An errant FIFA goal attempt (really errant!).And there’s always TARA… Tara… tara…

Long shot! Piro has decided to look her up.

Now, open up the lipstick. There is a note inside that will lead you to the hidden treasure.

Would someone stuff a sock (or a foot) in that woman’s mouth, the insult to Southern Culture. Greg has her talking like a magpie. Almost like he trying to turn her into a main character instead of the pimple on the rump of humanity, which is what she is.

This was probably done as ‘comic relief’, to break the ‘tension’ we feel over finding out what might have broken the window (and whether someone might still be lurking nearby). But it really just makes everyone look silly…

It will be solved on Saturday. We will find out that King Kong reached in and pulled out Fay Wray.

The soft aluminum window bars would never bend inward like that from a rock or baseball. A basketball, maybe? Or a person…

Lipstick????

Tiffany’s mother?

Stefani Bird, Detective solves the mystery?

Lipstick Microphone?

Someone who throws an object like a football to reach the 2nd floor?

Great, the Luanniverse does Scooby Doo. Which one is the dog?

The broken window arc has been interesting. If we want to make it realistic – we would never find out who did it or why.

There must be a cleaning staff. When I pull something out from under a piece of furniture too big to move, it’s usually covered in dust bunnies.

The bendy parts of the frame are really weird, imo. No one crawled through that.

Maybe someone built a catapult and heaved a huge snowball through the window and it has since melted?

Nancy Drew will not be asking them for help soon.

I can only think of a large bird. I wouldn’t think it would survive though.

Drip, drip, drip!

I don’t think a rock or something banging against the glass would cut the metal bar of the window in half and bend it. If was definitely a thief with a tool. I hope Tiffany’s mystery group will find what’s missing or some clue about who the intruder was. For now, the big suspects are still Ann Eiffel or Tiffany’s mysterious/never seen mother, or even someone who works for them.

Must have fallen out of Tiff’s pocket on her way down the stairway.

If that window’s been broken for a month, I would not put my hand under a cabinet without checking first to make sure there were no animals under there.

Maybe Tiff can get Jarvis from Monty to clean the place up.

Should just rename this stip to tiffany and co because they stop even giving luann anything

Leave it to Stef to spot that…

Considering the season, maybe an icicle.

wouldn’t the police have looked for all this?

How is this helping them find out who broke in?

This is lame, didn’t the police already check the place out?

As somebody else pointed out, the window bar is broken. Not a rock.

Where is her father? Why didn’t he come home whenever this so called ‘break-in’ occurred ?

Probably the Blue Bird of Happiness committed suicide and crashed into the window, broke it and fell to the ground. Wherein, the neighborhood feral cat had it for lunch.

A projectile made of ice

I often confuse lipstick for rocks.

Somebody call the professionals in to solve this case! Where’s Shaggy and Scooby?

The window pane certainly does not look big enough for an adult to get through, especially on the second floor.

Isn’t this the second floor? Who would choose a second floor window to enter by?

Ho Hum! This has become tedious…again!

Well I’m glad they solved the really important mystery.

someone resents rich people and went around the community shooting out windows with an air-cannon. :-/

Looks to me like the lipstick may have done it. Not sure why Tiff threw it so hard, but…

Getting boring,where’s Knute

“Because lipstick under your cabinet, told a tale on YOU! Yeah!)” – Connie Francis

Now open that cabinet and let’s SEE what’s in there.

Not that it has anything to do with what broke that window.

Just being nosy. ;-)

If someone entered intentionally they would have to put ladder against the building. They should go out and check the ground (grass, bushes) under the window for evidence.

Ohmysweetlord, it’s a holiday miracle - Stef isn’t making my buttocks clench in rage! Maybe it’s temporary, but I do prefer her as simply ditsy as opposed to be-atchy.

If it was a bird, it may have recovered and flown out.

I’m still think it may have been a baseball or soft ball, and it was possibly that item that Tiff tripped or stepped on causing her header down the stairs.

This storyarc has certainly proved one thing: Moony Uni will accept anyone.

Whatever it was broke a metal bar, so it had to be substantial.

Good as a bloodhound for finding cosmetics items.

WHATAGURL!!

Look for a dead crow below.

Perhaps TJ could come over, break down some walls and saw out the floors to help them find the perp.

Oh, good show, investigating the scene of the crime.

(a) The police haven’t investigated already?

(b) Tiff left a broken window unrepaired for weeks while hanging out with Les and Gunther?? (Oh, well, it’s SoCal—the weather is always perfect there.)

the lack of suspense in this arc has me underwhelmed……

It’s I think we can all agree the lipstick didn’t do it.

Really, really hard packed snowball? Chunk of ice?

TOMORROW—Steff sticks her hand under the armoire and is bitten by a chinchilla

Probably a fruitcake. Marked, “Return to Sender.”

The Scooby Doo gang they ain’t…

Boy this is the most anticipatory Luannverse hump day (Wednesday) I’ve seen in a long time. Can’t guess so whether one likes this copout or not I’m sure hilarity will ensue.

Ooooh! That’s so suggestive . . . or, wait. Sorry. Sometimes a lipstick is just a lipstick.

These past 2 days show Steffie as engaged and interested in solving this mystery which is different from the self centered Steffie who isn’t accountable for her own actions that we’ve seen up until now.

Were Columbo when you need a good sleuth need one.

Greg is trying to retcon Stef as something other than the witch he originally created

Today I went out and bought 2 tubes of lipstick…in fear that I might lose one just like Tiffany. Now I can relax!

Dialogue for tomorrow :

Stef: I didn’t know you lost a lipstick.

Tiffany: Well I didn’t accuse everyone of stealing it.

Perhaps there is a secret squatter there…Ann Eiffel perhaps?

Keep looking! I’ll bet it was someone wanting to get her attention by making something tap on the window, and then panicked and ran off when he threw too hard.

Methinks the mysterious window-break is not yet explained.

But it is nice that the lost lipstick has been found….

Since several folks are getting literal… the bars would not bent ion that shape if it were merely a projectile passing through them. They would be pointed back into the hallway. The energy required to form that shape would have broken adjacent windows and don additional damage. So there! 8^ )

Vapid

I know one thing Tiffany and stef think they’re hot stuff and ox you’re a fool if you ever do anything for Tiffany again!!!!

Charlie’s Angels they Ain’t!