Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 14, 2023

And now it gets real. Somehow I think they will regret going after the BCN crew. Rumble indeed.

Oh no, if it isn’t the consequences of our own actions…

Plot twist!!

The grouchy moles feel betrayed by Puck (you kind of see their point).

I knew that mole with the mustache was trouble.

Ahhh … this isn’t making much sense to me. Even if the moles could dig deep enough to get beneath, and then past the foundation walls, I can’t see them doing much damage inside the house. Pretty sure the People can just scoop them up with a net and drop them in a bucket.

Oh, no!

Rut roh!

Puck is a sweet kitty, but Georgia has told us before, he is not to be trifled with. Those moles better not come skating up the ice with their heads down!

And there goes the laundry room… (Did I get that right? Is the laundry room in the basement?)

Uh ohs. Now these underground uncouths will goes there and explodes like mole-ten lava from volcano.

Talpania est omnis divisa in partes duas.

Garden war begins…

Puck’s broadcast was fake mews, resulting in a likely CAT-tastrophe! :-(

Where have Bea and Magazine been all this time???? And where are Monty and Wicket? Much more to come…..

Probably next week we’ll see the answer to the Patreon teaser: “Who here trusts in Natasha?? What do you think Agnes found out? And who do they have to warn? Inquiring mice want to know!” Please sign up for Patreon to get more breaking news!

Let’s see. The moles will go to the Big Pink House to confront a grumpy Elvis, a formidable Puck, as well as Lupin, Iggy, and Ora Zella. Moles, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Does anyone else think that this is all being broadcast live so BCN and the BPH are being forewarned that the moles are coming? Esp with Agnes there reporting?

Oh no, Agnes looks so horrified! D:

That’s the thing about wars… They’re never really over are they?

I’m getting concert vibes from panel 1: Mona crowd surfing amongst the victorious.

Abba: Fernando

Can you see the moles make tunnels?

I remember long ago another conflict with an owl!

In the cold moonlight I saw them!

I must go to warn the others but I just don’t see quite how!

But the battle took a turn and we must change strategies right now!

…….

By the old stone wall I saw them

There was Queen Mags and her vacuum that seemed to turn the tide

I am still quite apprehensive

There are so many of them but I’ll cast my fears aside

Though I’m not ashamed to say I’m almost ready to go and cry!

…….

There is something in the air tonight!

The stars alight in the dark sky!

They are shining there for all to see

We all can be

United!

It’s a war we must not lose, with no regrets!

If I have be the one who fights, well that’s alright

I’ll do it!

Ooh-ooh-ooh

I went to a garden party

To avenge with my old friends

A chance to rehash memories

Right our wrongs again

When I got to the garden party

They were all inflamed

No one could find Monty

Demolecracy’s not the same

But it’s all right now

We’ll teach our lessons well

You see, Mona can’t appease every mole

So we got to please ourselves

Lot-da-da

Lot-in-da-da-da

We’re gonna storm the Pink House

We know it’s gonna be good

Digging right in and a-bringin’ the heck

The way angry moles should

Now if you gotta have a garden party

I wish you a lotta luck

But if we all go out with a bang

We’re gonna blame that Puck

Lot-da-da (lot-da-da-da)

Lot-in-da-da-da

- Rick Nelson – Garden Party

It’s not over! On the one hand, I worry for the Big Pink House. On the other hand, hope this means our adventurous kit and kitten get in on the action. I am definitely staying tuned!

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

At the Lawn Potato Stadium, outside of the oPyramid

Serfig-Aro: We are here to witness the homecoming game between the Harsh Browns and the Twice Baked.

Tabith-Isis: This promises to be a hard fought match for sure, Figs. They both have formidable tunnelers, and the defense on both teams are tops in their division.

Figs: Here’s the coin toss. Twice Baked has elected to receive. Here we go.

Quarterback Whiskers drops back for a pass. Digby is tunneling, now he’s coming up to catch the potato. He’s got it, takes it ten yards until defender Daisy makes the stop. Now first and ten at the Harsh Brown’s 40 yard line. Whiskers is back for a pass. Digby takes it! He’s in for a touchdown! Time out on the field with Twice Baked taking the early lead.

Later, at Halftime

Tabith-Isis: That was a hard-fought first half. Twice Baked has a slim lead, but the Harsh Browns are catching up. It’s still anybody’s game.

Figs: Now we pause for a word from our sponsor:

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Announcer: And there you have it. Could a tortoiseshell cat be wrong?

Agnes is an embedded journalist, but she wound up “embedded with the enemy” (snort), where she is dangerously visible with her green eyes and yellow ears amid a sea of brown-furred, black-eyed moles.

Recovering person here. A while ago I saw a small ‘ad’ for supporting the goings on and Georgia with small donations. I saved it, but now can’t find it. I want to support her imagination, skill, and work that removes me from reality to a place where there is love and support among so many. Can anyone help? Would be much appreciated.

This does not bode well.

Heigh-Ho Heigh-Ho to the Big Pink House we go

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig in our mine the

Whole day through

To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig is what we really like to do

It ain’t no trick to get there quick

If you dig dig dig with a claws or a pick

We’ll get those cats, the dirty swine

Revenge will come and we will shine!

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig from early morn till night

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig up everything in sight

We dig our tunnels by the score

A thousand tunnels, sometimes more

But we don’t know what we dig ’em for

We dig dig dig a-dig dig

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

It’s off to war we go

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

It’s off to war we go

Eigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

Heigh-ho hum

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

To get those sneaky cats we go

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

For lying to us on their show

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

It’s off to war we go

Heigh-ho

Didn’t see that coming.

Uh oh. This is going to be trouble.

They picked the wrong adversary.

Maybe now we will find out what role those gumballs will play!

At least if they come up through the laundry room floor, and the cats are already aware of what is probably going to happen, the cats could play “Whack-A-Mole” when they pop up through the floor and bomp them on their heads.

The excitment continues!!!

And there it is

Oh my Cat! Hopefully, the BCN crew is well prepared for them.

OT: New TinyKitten, & the Ring of Fire

I see a confrontation between the moles and Bea and Ora and the fire extinguisher next week!

Hey, waddaya know, I called it. More twists and turns than a mole tunnel.

I’m the 150th liker of today’s strip!

Uh oh………..

First the moles explode out of the ground. Then they vanish back into the ground. Reminds me of The Wizard of Oz. “Moles come and go so quickly here.”

The moles are hissing again.

Bad idea. VERY bad idea. You go after the pink house’s yard – you will all die. My house isn’t pink but I had exterminators put out traps and killed a mole. Never had a problem after that except for the guilt. (I had hoped they would trap the critter and release him somewhere he wouldn’t be a problem.)

Oooh :)