Groan…Dave, go stand in the corner.
Worse, his gastroenterologist say he has a semicolon.
I’ve had those before.
Wait until the doc tells him about his semicolon.
And his wife is having her period.
Very good word play!
Tres amusant !
Too much meat and cheese and he’ll have a full colon
At least his exclamation point hasn’t fallen off
His mom and dad as students wrote their papers on the subject for their PhDs. Appropriately it was the parent theses.
Bigfoot lives!
Not only is he missing a toe on his large foot, but his ankle is swollen too!
He needs to see a Grammar Surgeon.
sounds pun-ful…
Will run-on sentences be in his future? Stay tuned.
Looks like there’s some foot surgery in your future! So… brace yourself!
{self}
Will he be asked t’risk surgery?
ROFLMAO! HYSTERICAL‼️‼️‼️
Don’t quote me but I think those are quotation marks.
Is this real? Or is he being punctuated?
I hate when my foot goes to sleep during the day. That means it will be up all night. Thank you, ladies and germs. I’ll be here all week!
Well, it took me a couple of seconds, which I attribute to it being early and still dark outside. Well done.
Oh my! Forty lashes with a wet noodle, Dave! Ya know!
George Carlin would have been proud of this joke. He loved word play. This reminds of his joke: He’s got beer nuts. The final stage before the dreaded cotton balls.
Could be worse, you only have 4 instead of 5, and as we charge by the toe… you get a discount.
Wee, wee, wee … all the way home …!
( irrelevant, yet all wet )
This one gave me pause.
I’m comma toes reading this comic strip.
And your nose is in a vegetative state.
Good one! Love the pun in the fact that the toes are actually commas!
Years ago I spilled kitchen cleanser on my bare feet. I was Comet toes for two days.
he likes party invites that say “comma as you are”…
Better comma toes than missile toes.
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
oldpine52 11 months ago
Groan…Dave, go stand in the corner.
eromlig 11 months ago
Worse, his gastroenterologist say he has a semicolon.
TStyle78 11 months ago
I’ve had those before.
Wilde Bill 11 months ago
Wait until the doc tells him about his semicolon.
Imagine 11 months ago
And his wife is having her period.
angelolady Premium Member 11 months ago
Very good word play!
Qiset 11 months ago
Tres amusant !
Digital Frog 11 months ago
Too much meat and cheese and he’ll have a full colon
BigBoy 11 months ago
At least his exclamation point hasn’t fallen off
admiree2 11 months ago
His mom and dad as students wrote their papers on the subject for their PhDs. Appropriately it was the parent theses.
Gent 11 months ago
Bigfoot lives!
saylorgirl 11 months ago
Not only is he missing a toe on his large foot, but his ankle is swollen too!
backyardcowboy 11 months ago
He needs to see a Grammar Surgeon.
pat sandy creator 11 months ago
sounds pun-ful…
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator 11 months ago
Will run-on sentences be in his future? Stay tuned.
Dobie Premium Member 11 months ago
Looks like there’s some foot surgery in your future! So… brace yourself!
{self}
P51Strega 11 months ago
Will he be asked t’risk surgery?
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
ROFLMAO! HYSTERICAL‼️‼️‼️
Gameguy49 Premium Member 11 months ago
Don’t quote me but I think those are quotation marks.
Doug K 11 months ago
Is this real? Or is he being punctuated?
Lotus 11 months ago
I hate when my foot goes to sleep during the day. That means it will be up all night. Thank you, ladies and germs. I’ll be here all week!
nsaber 11 months ago
Well, it took me a couple of seconds, which I attribute to it being early and still dark outside. Well done.
FassEddie 11 months ago
Oh my! Forty lashes with a wet noodle, Dave! Ya know!
Stonedog Premium Member 11 months ago
George Carlin would have been proud of this joke. He loved word play. This reminds of his joke: He’s got beer nuts. The final stage before the dreaded cotton balls.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 11 months ago
Could be worse, you only have 4 instead of 5, and as we charge by the toe… you get a discount.
Howard'sMyHero 11 months ago
Wee, wee, wee … all the way home …!
( irrelevant, yet all wet )
The Brooklyn Accent 11 months ago
This one gave me pause.
RonBerg13 Premium Member 11 months ago
I’m comma toes reading this comic strip.
mistercatworks 11 months ago
And your nose is in a vegetative state.
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
Good one! Love the pun in the fact that the toes are actually commas!
albzort 11 months ago
Years ago I spilled kitchen cleanser on my bare feet. I was Comet toes for two days.
gopher gofer 11 months ago
he likes party invites that say “comma as you are”…
gammaguy 11 months ago
Better comma toes than missile toes.