Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 16, 2023

The Robber Mice just activated Hero Mode. The mice will not fail Puck and the BPH crew.

Natasha to the rescue! She should have kept the coat, though. The cactus needles would offer some protection from the moles.

Um, moles? . . . cats (even Puck) hunt and even eat moles. Even if there’s like, 20 of you, Puck is a much better climber than any mole. I’m thinking that maybe you guys haven’t thought this through.

Wouldn’t Puck would be safe if he hid in the attic? I mean, moles are great at digging, but I’m guessing they’re lousy at climbing?

Freddie would never let anything bad happen to Puck.

Hey! Is that coat one of Chekov’s guns? A wicked multi barrel thing!

Hurry, Natasha!

Our hero!

And the winning prize goes to … Gloria Fleming! She predicted the third panel would appear today. Huzzah! Also, we now have confirmation that Alice has been occupied toting the camera.

In all seriousness Puck would win. It would be a mole slaying extravaganza.

Georgia’s Patreon patrons were treated to a peek at panels 2 and 3, where she showed how she cleaned up an error: “warn” was first mistakenly lettered as “warm”

‘And, on the night of reckoning, the Mice will defend the Cats…’

Although she probably doesn’t know what Natasha plans to do, she looks relieved and reassured now. Friendship and trust!

Is hold my coat anything like hold my root beer?

I’m guessing the People will intervene. The Woman wouldn’t let ANYTHING bad happen to her kitties. Especially Special Needs Puck!

The mice is prepares to saves Puck from the terrible fate of catastrophe. But then suddenly outta nowhere a group of wicket owls is suddenly swoops down and grabs the mices and eats them. Meanwhile the moles is attacks the BCN headquarters. Moles is digs up the grounds around building and make it unstable to its base, making it potentially vulnerable to a collapses with catastrophic consequences. As the moles keeps digging and threaten collapse of building, suddenly a big group of owls is makes an air attack from above and prevents any air rescue attempt. Now the cats is trapped in owl ways with no chance of escapes. Them raccoons is seen nowhere. Has they given up and betrayed the cats? Then suddenly the grounds begins shaking and zombie bunnies begins to comes outta the ground and rises above and joins the attack on the building. Them zombie bunnies was disturbed by all the groud vibrations caused by moles digging and is now rising from ground one by one and joins attacking the building as they is too dumb to knows what is actually disturb them. And dumb zombie bats is joins he owls air attacking the building. The cats is meows in despair. Can they does something? Will they be ables to fights back against army of eevi? Will nobody is saves them? Or is they definitely doomed? Stays tuned for the exciting new episode next week. Same cat time. Same cat channel.

Is that the robber mouse version of “hold my beer”?

And Bea and Magazine are STILL rolling the fire extinguisher down the hill.

I’m imagining Agnes putting on the spikey coat.

She’s got her needles and her war-paint. Let’s go finish this, Natasha.

Go get them!

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Puckmosis: Now we know more about the Battle of the Field depicted on my chart. Are you planning your tapestry, Mo?

Monet Chagall from Away: Yes. I have to figure out how to get the night sky just right, though.

Adobe Style: I can help you there. My specialty is dyeing fabric.

Mo: I think we need a variety of blues. Maybe a dark midnight, and an indigo with just a touch of red. And I’ll have Ora Z pick out the jewels to go on the tapestry.

Ora Z: I can guarantee the jewels are virtually indestructible.

Puckmosis: Now I have to do a bit of research on the part my descendant played in the battle. I understand he had a key role.

They say moles are larger

And Robber Mice are small

But Natasha’s fearless world view

Makes her seem ten feet tall

Where’s Alice

With her cam to haul?

Once escaped from zombie rabbits

You know mice had a ball

Tell moles ’bout a happy stabby killer

Who’s not afraid to brawl

Call Alice

There’s no time to stall

When Natasha with her sharp sword

Pops in and tells moles where to go

If they’re getting close to Puck’s room

Brave lady says no, no, no

Go ask Alice

Where did she go?!?

When mole logic and good sense

Have fallen from their head

And the white mouse is using bad words

To fill the moles with dread

Remember what the war mouse said

You’re misled

Don’t be dead

- Grace Wing Slick – White Rabbit

Where’s the news’ headline?

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Natasha with needles and pins! Oh My!

Natasha with needles and pins! Oh My!

Natasha with needles and pins! Oh My!

Lupin with gumballs as well! Oh My!

Wicket, you’re gonna get yours! Oh My!

… and you’re going to continue looking for Alice while Natasha runs really really fast, right? Not “or”? Cover your bases.

Robber Mice to the rescue!!

Go turn those moles into pin cushions, girl!

How wonderful is this comic that I want to run to, The Pink House, and protect Puck, too!

I was admiring Natasha’s big beautiful pink eyes today, and her hedgehog coat-of-death-by-a-thousand-pricks, and her daring, cheeky can-do attitude. And I thought “Wow! She has the soul of a great biker chick!” (Hot Wheels makes motorcycles, btw)

Oooh! Natasha is heading for the BPH, where Chekov’s gumballs and a partner in chaos await . . .

Not sure where this is going?

I may have missed something – but …

She still has a CN mic! Can’t she warn the home team right now, (or, will that blow the cover?!) … :)

Heroes come in all sizes. Especially brave mice like Natasha.

The excitment grows and grows!!

Furbabies on GC begins a great arc tomorrow featuring Mrs. Oldman. How great if BCN characters and commenters join this strip and cheer it on. Floof the cat appreciates support.

Everyone loves Puck. Puck can sleep next to any of the other cats. I’m thinking the moles are making an enormous tactical mistake. Have they met Iggy and Ora Zella?! Or The “Lupinator…?” Or gasp “Mommy’s Special Boy”. Lot of furry fury in the pink house…

…not sure about removing that protective coat – where is Wicket? That’s who it’s supposed to protect against, right?…

John Fogerty: Centerfield

Well Agnes is right there, now we’re aware

Those moles are on the path

This isn’t over yet, and Puck’s not safe

The moles are heading for his home

But this small white warrior mouse

Completely understands what must be done!

…….

Put me in Tash! I’m ready to fight today!

Put me in Tash! I’m ready to fight today!

Put me in Tash! I’m ready to fight for the field!

…….

Well I spent some time following the lines

The moles have dug in the field

But it ends right now, and we’re gonna plow

Through the tunnels and not yield

Me and Magazine will arrive on the scene

We’re ready to put out the fire!

…….

Put me in Tash! I’m ready to fight today!

Put me in Tash! I’m ready to fight today!

Put me in Tash! I’m ready to fight for the field!

…….

We watch and wait from the windows

But our turn will come

Wicked Wicket, get ready to fall

It’ll be a sight, I’m a cat of white

With a supply of multicolored gum balls!

…….

Put me in Tash! I’m ready to fight today!

Put me in Tash! I’m ready to fight today!

Put me in Tash! I’m ready to fight for the field!

A Little OT. We used to have a lot of moles in the neighborhood. The big matriarch Red Shouldered Hawk learned to hunt them. Its pretty funny to watch: She flies down to the ground and pulls her wings in tight, so she kinda looks like a standing penguin. Then she hops up and down in that form, turning and feeling, and looks like a malfunctioning wind up toy. The in a flash, a talon pulls up the grass, and her head goes underground up to the wings, The she emerges to Swallow, and repeats. Apparently a mole is three bite meal.

They’re no match for Ora Zella and Elvis!

Why is she leaving her coat behind? It’s one (or more!) of her weapons!

When combatants have their second hold their coat, it usually means they are going to have a one-on-one duel. I think either Montague or Wicket is going to receive a challenge.

2 needles. Dual weilding.

OT: Books about Cats

It was 15 years ago today that I purchased my first Kindle Book, and of course it was about a cat. If you’ve somehow managed to get this far in life without having read it, I can highly recommend it!

“Dewey: The Small-Town Library Cat Who Touched the World,” Kindle Editionby Vicki Myron (Author), Bret Witter (Author, Contributor)

Natasha is on the job! Moles beware!

Don’t worry! Princess Magazine and Bea will spray them all with the fire extinguisher! They’re all wet. :P

They won’t get Puck, have not seen him P.O.ed.

Instead of “hold my beer”, we have “hold my coat”………….

Watch out moles! Puck is a master of fisticuffs! He defeated the RoboSnake!

All the moles my kitties have gifted me have had big paddle-like forefeet, but no long claws. At first I was confused by Georgia’s moles, but thought maybe what look like claws are their paddle feet.