Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 29, 2023

Does kicking down the door to get out count?

this is a nightmare, not a game !!!

Keep asking where’s the rest room?

To get out of your mind.

Pretend it’s a rage room.

Does killing everyone work

Not only “Just no.” HAAAAAIL NO!!!!

My nightmares

Used to love going to parties. Now love to leave.

AHHH! THE HORROR!

My version of Hell.

If you see Peter Sellers in brownface, best keep away from him.

As a confirmed introvert, this is my personal nightmare.

easy, had McD’s for lunch and beans and weenies for supper. they’ll open something soon for me to get out. or they’ll just be begging me to leave! problem solved whether as a silent influencer or they discover who really is behind the plot.

The only way I see that being a challenge is if my partner WANTS to be there. “Now? Can we go now?” “Go mingle”. (or in my younger days, my ride home wanted to be there)

As an introvert placed in a similar situation by my ex-wife when we still married, I just worked on perfecting my impression of Calvin Coolidge.

As a very experienced introvert, I wouldn’t find that a challenge at all. I’d be out of there in less time than it took Houdini to accomplish HIS most impressive feat.

“It’s hard to leave when you can’t find the door”

An escape room with a social puzzle. They may be onto something.

I’m usually the last on to leave. I do help clean up though, got that from my folks. { They quietly tell me we’re going to bed, please turn the lights out when you leave. HaHa }

In other words, an Amway convention?

My nightmare in comic strip form.

Eat Mexican food with ranch dressing and carbonated beverages. They’ll show you the way out.

Nope. Just Nope!

You think that’s hard? Try getting away from my stepson’s non-stop-talking wife!

Scary ;-)

The answer is simple: FART!

Extroverts shy away from me.

Just continually say, “You are a boring idiot, that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.” Do that enough and they will throw you out.

Run straight to the john and crawl out the window….

Dam it Dave, hallowe’en was last month! Why you gotta scare us introverts like this?

I’m in a cold sweat just reading this!

Do you have your ready to shoot concealed skunk on you?

Shudder… that is terrifying

My idea of Hell.