If I could go back in time, there are many events that I would not change, despite how horrible they were, because when they were overcome, the planet got a tiny bit better (and changing them could make things worse). However… if I ever found a way to time travel to change something, it would be my mission in life to find a way to remove junk mail, pervasive adverts and all that related stuff. I’d be willing to bet that 1/6 of a landfill is just junk mail and unwanted nonsense sent to people unsolicited.
I found the perfect way to stop junk mail of the kind that comes with its own Business Reply envelope. You fold up the junk mail with its outer envelope and put it in the Business Reply envelope and send it back to them. By including the outer envelope they know who doesn’t want their junk any more.
In his version of “A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur’s Court”, Will Rogers tells King Arthur that advertising “is the art of convincing people they need something that they’ve managed without all their lives.” Calvin’s comment at the end of this strip echoes that.
My secret sin is buying “as seen on tv products” even though I know they are crap. Most recently I got a spaghetti maker that split when I poured the boiling water in it, dumping water on the counter. The microwave bacon cooker burns you with hot grease when you remove the outer cylinder These products are endlessly horrifying in an addictive way. I sprayed an entire can of Flex seal on a gutter joint and It leaked like a waterfall.
Gee, I’m a terrorist, too, I guess. Coming thru the garage into the house, carrying the mail, I pass the recycle can. More often than not, everything in my hand goes in the can.
Well, the models in Sundance, Peruvian Connection and Fabulous Furs (The Count has several coats from them, btw, highly recommended) are quite hawt unlike Psycho Bunny esp and The Count keeps a box in the computer room to save them until it is full and close it up and recycle.
In a society framed by capital, be not surprised when absolutely everything is about money and feeding The Machine, lest the un-oiled gears grind us to grease instead.
And, yes: Capitalism is the worst form of human “civilization”… except for any others tried so far.*
*With apologies to the anonymous originator† and the paraphrasing here of that often-used quotation:
I stopped donating when I realized the groups I was donating to were losing money on me too. I would make an one time annual donation and then get weekly donation requests with calendar’s /mailing labels/Xmas cards/note pads/pens… The non-profit stamp is only about $.12 but still it had to add up.
“It is well to find your employment and amusement in simple and homely things. These wear best and yield most.” – Thoreau’s journal entry of October 5, 1856
So true. I am a very bad American. I don’t buy stuff I don’t need.
I do get interesting mail. Since I give to some charities, I get mail from all of them. Because I live in an affluent, white zip code, I get right wing mail. Because of certain candidates I supported, I get left wing mail.
Fortunately, I get few bills.
Also fortunately for me, the recycle bin is between my mailbox and my door.
I remember one having magazines I never ordered, I contacted them and they had a card with my name, I asked them to mail copy of that card to me, yes did yet not my printing, plus I told them cancel everyone. Then later my daughter started to get magazines, I contacted each one on the cc bill and told them cancel each one I called.
I keep a box for junk mail right outside my door so it never gets into the house. Except for those preprinted checks you just sign to borrow money. Those go to the shredder just inside the door.
Why do Leftists (Democrats) always make everything their political platform? The Oscars, for instance….can’t we just have the comics be the comics without the other comments?
The problem with advertising is that it works. And advertisers adore the suckers who say “advertising doesn’t work on me”, because it does, and the suckers are fooling themselves into thinking otherwise.
.
It’s easy to get rich exploiting all the flaws in HumanOS. Sadly, all appeals to the dev for a patch have gone unanswered.
I’ve been throwing out that junk mail for years to recycling, so at least the tress aren’t totally wasted. I never thought those things were so cost effective anyway.
A 30 year old comic still hold true today. Bill is either a clairvoyant genius or we have learned nothing in thirty years. With all the drinking going on, Musk is poor compared to the makers of ’The Party Kool-aid".
Over ten years ago I saw a product on YouTube that I didn’t know existed, but immediately had to have one. I don’t mean to be a crass consumer, but my Roland GR-55 guitar synth has paid for itself many, many times over.
Advertising does work on me. If I decide I want something, I will research it on line and I get to see every ad for the product even for months after I buy it and don’t need another one.
Ads have never made me decide that I want something.
Calv8n will get to the sidewalk and realised he has to shovel all of that snow Again in order to get back to his front door. The lad doesn’t think these things though!
codycab 9 months ago
A Sunday comic on a Saturday???
BE THIS GUY 9 months ago
Calvin, a true patriot (report your father to the police).
dadthedawg Premium Member 9 months ago
The power of advertizing…..
Robert4170 9 months ago
Typical Watterson, thinking people aren’t incapable of deciding for themselves what they like and don’t like.
Deleted Account2623 9 months ago
Billy has more toys than you!
JudasPeckerwood 9 months ago
Wait till you see the Internet…
snsurone76 9 months ago
Why is there a Sunday strip on Saturday?
Kymberleigh 9 months ago
A Sunday strip on Saturday!!
snsurone76 9 months ago
I think it’s mostly “health” and “nutrition” publications that attempt to guilt readers about how they live.
Johnny Q Premium Member 9 months ago
If you didn’t ask for the charity mailings, you have no obligation to finance them…
Scorpio Premium Member 9 months ago
If I could go back in time, there are many events that I would not change, despite how horrible they were, because when they were overcome, the planet got a tiny bit better (and changing them could make things worse). However… if I ever found a way to time travel to change something, it would be my mission in life to find a way to remove junk mail, pervasive adverts and all that related stuff. I’d be willing to bet that 1/6 of a landfill is just junk mail and unwanted nonsense sent to people unsolicited.
Little Caesar 9 months ago
Invention is the Mother of Necessity.
orinoco womble 9 months ago
I found the perfect way to stop junk mail of the kind that comes with its own Business Reply envelope. You fold up the junk mail with its outer envelope and put it in the Business Reply envelope and send it back to them. By including the outer envelope they know who doesn’t want their junk any more.
fuzzbucket Premium Member 9 months ago
If you have available cash or credit, they will pester you trying to get it.
BigDaveGlass 9 months ago
Guilt is a powerful weapon in the advertising. Today it’s “I bet I won’t even get one like” or something similar on social media…..
Mediatech 9 months ago
So, it’s my civic duty to buy crap I don’t need with money I don’t have yet?
Blu Bunny 9 months ago
99% of mine now is Healthcare and vote for, ads.
Calvinist1966 9 months ago
In his version of “A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur’s Court”, Will Rogers tells King Arthur that advertising “is the art of convincing people they need something that they’ve managed without all their lives.” Calvin’s comment at the end of this strip echoes that.
SunshineDaydream 9 months ago
Will tomorrow’s strip be a Monday strip!!??
Bilan 9 months ago
Because the companies can’t make money off of good deeds.
cracker65 9 months ago
This comic is relevant regardless of when it was made.
KennethPrice2 9 months ago
My secret sin is buying “as seen on tv products” even though I know they are crap. Most recently I got a spaghetti maker that split when I poured the boiling water in it, dumping water on the counter. The microwave bacon cooker burns you with hot grease when you remove the outer cylinder These products are endlessly horrifying in an addictive way. I sprayed an entire can of Flex seal on a gutter joint and It leaked like a waterfall.
gibberish 101 9 months ago
Calvin, as relevant today as the strip was then.
The Orange Mailman 9 months ago
The internet fixed all that.
jagedlo 9 months ago
Just seeing that “sort of evilish” expression on Dad’s face in the final panel…
Link from Twilight Princess (He/Him) 9 months ago
Nowadays you get ads on things like Youtube.
Free or Not? Premium Member 9 months ago
Ah…idolizing ourselves instead of putting God first leads to such self-absorption.
mwest 9 months ago
Gee, I’m a terrorist, too, I guess. Coming thru the garage into the house, carrying the mail, I pass the recycle can. More often than not, everything in my hand goes in the can.
Count Olaf Premium Member 9 months ago
Well, the models in Sundance, Peruvian Connection and Fabulous Furs (The Count has several coats from them, btw, highly recommended) are quite hawt unlike Psycho Bunny esp and The Count keeps a box in the computer room to save them until it is full and close it up and recycle.
Redd Panda 9 months ago
Oops…what will tomorrow bring?
flemmingo 9 months ago
Oh no another political comic?
KageKat 9 months ago
I do wonder if this was meant to be displayed tomorrow.
MS72 9 months ago
Yup! Advertising to create demand. How do they make up names for drugs?
Metamucilage - The stick-to-your-ribs fiber™ 9 months ago
In a society framed by capital, be not surprised when absolutely everything is about money and feeding The Machine, lest the un-oiled gears grind us to grease instead.
And, yes: Capitalism is the worst form of human “civilization”… except for any others tried so far.*
*With apologies to the anonymous originator† and the paraphrasing here of that often-used quotation:
† quoteinvestigator.Com/2023/12/08/democracy-worst/
Gen.Flashman 9 months ago
I stopped donating when I realized the groups I was donating to were losing money on me too. I would make an one time annual donation and then get weekly donation requests with calendar’s /mailing labels/Xmas cards/note pads/pens… The non-profit stamp is only about $.12 but still it had to add up.
Just-me 9 months ago
“It is well to find your employment and amusement in simple and homely things. These wear best and yield most.” – Thoreau’s journal entry of October 5, 1856
sallyseckman 9 months ago
I’m guessing Calvin’s dad wouldn’t get a smartphone on principle and would just get a Nokia phone at best.
dflak 9 months ago
So true. I am a very bad American. I don’t buy stuff I don’t need.
I do get interesting mail. Since I give to some charities, I get mail from all of them. Because I live in an affluent, white zip code, I get right wing mail. Because of certain candidates I supported, I get left wing mail.
Fortunately, I get few bills.
Also fortunately for me, the recycle bin is between my mailbox and my door.
bittenbyknittin 9 months ago
Like whole body deodorant and deodorant with vitamins?
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 9 months ago
Some individual comic strips are timeless. Substitute on-line ads for paper ones and no one would know how old this strip is.
sandpiper 9 months ago
The object of advertising is to have you get up from a full meal feeling hungry.
The mantra of advertising is sell the sizzle – not the steak
The product doesn’t have to work. It just has to look like it works.
Sprarklin 9 months ago
“Good mail??”
I guess if there’s a check in there somewhere.
old_geek 9 months ago
Now it’s native ads on the news.
Guybrush Threepwood 9 months ago
Hey, did we time travel? Have I slept 24 hours straight?
MRBLUESKY529 9 months ago
Are we sure this is Calvin and Hobbes?
The Old Wolf 9 months ago
Calvin’s line describes marketing to a “T.”
kab2rb 9 months ago
I remember one having magazines I never ordered, I contacted them and they had a card with my name, I asked them to mail copy of that card to me, yes did yet not my printing, plus I told them cancel everyone. Then later my daughter started to get magazines, I contacted each one on the cc bill and told them cancel each one I called.
royq27 9 months ago
Just wait for this new thing coming your way — The Internet!!!
ladykat 9 months ago
You don’t need them, Calvin.
tcmrr1 9 months ago
My personal favorite junk mail was the magazine, “Better Homes than Yours.”
jrankin1959 9 months ago
Use of the word alleged between “your” and “body flaws” would have been wise.
jrankin1959 9 months ago
MORAL: As we age, the medium changes but the goal does not.
Bruce1253 9 months ago
“It’s not having what you want, it’s wanting what you have.” – Sheryl Crow
dabishton Premium Member 9 months ago
Looks like a new C&H and not a rerun. Or was Bill Watterson that much of a prophet?
MEPace 9 months ago
I guess I’m a terrorist. Never understood the “keep up with the Jones” mentality. I would rather pursue my own goals, not the goals of other people.
awcoffman 9 months ago
I keep a box for junk mail right outside my door so it never gets into the house. Except for those preprinted checks you just sign to borrow money. Those go to the shredder just inside the door.
Calvins Brother 9 months ago
My neighbor just got a new something or other. Now I need one.
Rise22 9 months ago
Why do Leftists (Democrats) always make everything their political platform? The Oscars, for instance….can’t we just have the comics be the comics without the other comments?
Ol' me 9 months ago
Many times over the years I have been reminded of this particular strip. Especially Calvin’s walk-on statement.
Cozmik Cowboy 9 months ago
The insanity of a consumer capitalist economy………
The Wolf In Your Midst 9 months ago
The problem with advertising is that it works. And advertisers adore the suckers who say “advertising doesn’t work on me”, because it does, and the suckers are fooling themselves into thinking otherwise.
.
It’s easy to get rich exploiting all the flaws in HumanOS. Sadly, all appeals to the dev for a patch have gone unanswered.
larryzolcienski 9 months ago
Truth in advertising?
Gerard Cannie Premium Member 9 months ago
I’m reading this just as I was debating ordering a number of items that I will not need for several weeks, if ever. It really struck home.
kathleenhicks62 9 months ago
No Hobbes as usual!
Watchdog 9 months ago
One of the artist’s most popular likes
mistercatworks 9 months ago
We are an oxymoronic society that believes going deeper into debt will make us happier. How’s that working out for you? :)
MichiganMitten 9 months ago
Social media has accelerated the cycle for some of these, especially “fashion.”
mindjob 9 months ago
Next to hardware stores, kitchen gadget stores are the most interesting. So many things that you don’t know you needed until you do
Moore 1 9 months ago
Unfortunately, some of us get the RifleMagazine and need to get an AR-15!
Fuzzy Kombu 9 months ago
Ain’t it the truth? Well done, Bill Watterson!
willie_mctell 9 months ago
Consumption is your patriotic duty.
gopogogo Premium Member 9 months ago
172 comments and counting. This might be some kind of new record.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 9 months ago
I’ve been throwing out that junk mail for years to recycling, so at least the tress aren’t totally wasted. I never thought those things were so cost effective anyway.
pixiekitten Premium Member 9 months ago
Why does Calvin’s dad become so relatable?
mac04416 9 months ago
A 30 year old comic still hold true today. Bill is either a clairvoyant genius or we have learned nothing in thirty years. With all the drinking going on, Musk is poor compared to the makers of ’The Party Kool-aid".
mac04416 9 months ago
Bill never brought politics into his strip. But there are trolls that must make everything party politics.
Palani56 9 months ago
Calvin’s comment is on point and so well said, priceless
Panufo 9 months ago
Over ten years ago I saw a product on YouTube that I didn’t know existed, but immediately had to have one. I don’t mean to be a crass consumer, but my Roland GR-55 guitar synth has paid for itself many, many times over.
snsurone76 9 months ago
Mom doesn’t eve notice Dad’s evil expression in the last panel. I wonder if Calvin does.
Bilan 9 months ago
What everybody thought was a Sunday strip on Saturday is now a Sunday strip on Sunday. The miracles of technology.
King Solomon 9 months ago
Are they cancelling this too?
Redd Panda 9 months ago
Deja Vu!!
tremaine53 9 months ago
This is yesterday’s strip. I demand a refund.
rshive 9 months ago
In its own way, terrorism isn’t so bad, Dad.
ladykat 9 months ago
Rerun of yesterday.
locake 9 months ago
I wonder what Saturday strip we missed?
Bubba_Boo Premium Member 9 months ago
Now we have it on Sunday too.
Rise22 9 months ago
What’s going on with this site? The days are getting all mixed up on the comics…some are repeating….
eLLuoresima 9 months ago
Why’s there no comic for the 25th?
Gent 9 months ago
Eh me is always knews marketing is eevil.
Ooten Aboot 9 months ago
Thirty years on, the medium is different, but the message is the same.
kathleenhicks62 9 months ago
Where is Hobbes????
RLinGoComics (REBRANDING) #StopP2025 #StoptheWars 9 months ago
GoComics be trippin’.
K.Spammerich 9 months ago
Voting Rep isn’t an error. But voting insane gangsters is a crime.
baraktorvan 9 months ago
Today it is no different, although it is no longer in the mail, it is online ads and media telling us about “Amazon week.”
PaulLeckner 9 months ago
I gave up trying to keep up with The Joneses or The Kardashians years ago. As long as I balance my monthly budget, I am good.
!jude47! Premium Member 9 months ago
Where is Calvin today(2/25)? Off on another adventure? Hope he and Hobbes are back on Mon. They start the my day with a smile.
...... 9 months ago
CALVIN I HAVE TO GO TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dflak 9 months ago
Advertising does work on me. If I decide I want something, I will research it on line and I get to see every ad for the product even for months after I buy it and don’t need another one.
Ads have never made me decide that I want something.
NaGrom Premium Member 9 months ago
Calv8n will get to the sidewalk and realised he has to shovel all of that snow Again in order to get back to his front door. The lad doesn’t think these things though!