Jerry: (to George) “You know the message you’re sending out to the world with [wearing sweat pants in public]? You’re telling the world: ‘I give up! I can’t compete in normal society. I’m miserable, so I might as well be comfortable’!” That conversation on Seinfeld was back in the 90s. Today, we see people wearing pajamas in public.
Thank heavens he didn’t say “cheap fake”. The Bozo cliche’ du jour that is being used over and over until it is believed by lowly unworthy proles and dullards until it becomes part of their lexicon. Alas, originality is not part of their programming.
After years of wearing a uniform and then years in a suit and tie, my uniform today is khakis, Hawaiian shirt, tennies and a ballcap. It’s still kind of a uniform but way more comfortable.
carlsonbob 10 days ago
Going commando.
Concretionist 10 days ago
Comfy pants are PART of being happy, but not all.
orinoco womble 10 days ago
I concur. A lot of the bad stuff in life is much more bearable in comfy pants. Or, if you like, a long shapeless dress.
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 10 days ago
Where I live I have no neighbors, After my gym and shopping is done I laze about in my underwear. Mail lady came by at about the same time!
I need a burrito 10 days ago
Now this is basically pig with human legs
Robin Harwood 10 days ago
It’s always a good start.
ivanprime93 10 days ago
It does help
Botulism Bob 10 days ago
Ziggy will have to buy some, too.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 10 days ago
I prefer no pants!
unfair.de 10 days ago
He got that off of Spongebob Squarepants.
iggyman 10 days ago
Why do I think “Natural casings”?!
Bilan 10 days ago
I’m just glad W.A. doesn’t get more comfy by uncrossing his legs.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member 10 days ago
I think no pants at all like usual is the most comfiest!
Sephten 10 days ago
Over here in the UK pants means UNDERpants. But it’s just as valid.
Guy from southern Indiana 10 days ago
Jerry: (to George) “You know the message you’re sending out to the world with [wearing sweat pants in public]? You’re telling the world: ‘I give up! I can’t compete in normal society. I’m miserable, so I might as well be comfortable’!” That conversation on Seinfeld was back in the 90s. Today, we see people wearing pajamas in public.
win.45mag 9 days ago
I dunno if that’s the key to happiness or not, but it sure helps cure the bunched up feeling on the ol’ fun plums.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 9 days ago
But now your na-nas will get no breeze.
carpediem329 9 days ago
Stretchy pants!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 9 days ago
Fair. “Better” is not the same as “good”.
[Traveler] Premium Member 9 days ago
I guess that explains a lot of what I see at Walmart
Ermine Notyours 9 days ago
I thought Pig would be a lot more comfortable without pants.
Slowly, he turned... 9 days ago
Do these make me look fat?
Count Olaf Premium Member 9 days ago
Thank heavens he didn’t say “cheap fake”. The Bozo cliche’ du jour that is being used over and over until it is believed by lowly unworthy proles and dullards until it becomes part of their lexicon. Alas, originality is not part of their programming.
bittenbyknittin 9 days ago
And comfy shoes. And bras. And pants with pockets.
ekw555 9 days ago
those pants make it look like Pig has real legs instead of his sticks.
mindjob 9 days ago
Comfy shorts with matching T shirt
jonesbeltone 9 days ago
Yoga pants-2 sizes larger.
Droptma Styx 9 days ago
All I know is I’ve worn these jeans for three days in a row. SO comfy.
franki_g 9 days ago
No pants is better than comfy ones, you were better off before Pig
Steverino Premium Member 9 days ago
After my dog plays, she has comfy pants.
KageKat 9 days ago
For once, the Wise One might be onto something!
DaBump Premium Member 9 days ago
I wouldn’t go as far as that, but I can attest they do help.
rshive 9 days ago
The Wise A$$ knows where it’s at.
Ellis97 9 days ago
My philosophy is that no anthropomorphic animal shall go naked.
NRHAWK Premium Member 9 days ago
After years of wearing a uniform and then years in a suit and tie, my uniform today is khakis, Hawaiian shirt, tennies and a ballcap. It’s still kind of a uniform but way more comfortable.
RobinHood 9 days ago
That and don’t read comments over at Prickly City.
morningglory73 Premium Member 9 days ago
Comfy bras?
ladykat 9 days ago
Sounds like a plan.
poppacapsmokeblower 9 days ago
Obviously some world leaders are too big for their pants.
pripley 9 days ago
Ralph Drabble discovered the joy of sweatpants long ago. At this point, as an old guy, if I can’t wear sweatpants, I ain’t goin’!
markkahler52 9 days ago
Pig’s got the look I want to know better….
jtrevor99 9 days ago
Is WiseAss even wearing pants? He looks naked to me.
Cactus-Pete 9 days ago
So is the wiseass a pig?
Guy from southern Indiana 9 days ago
The key to happiness in a world of pain and suffering is schadenfreude.
marilynnbyerly 9 days ago
Comfy pants and a sports bra for us girls.
oish 9 days ago
I see the connection now – the wise one on the hill is David Letterman creator and owner of Worldwide Pants – the glasses are a dead giveaway
david.reichert 9 days ago
If I didn’t depend on pockets to store my stuff, I would have no need of pants.
minty_Joe 9 days ago
At least they weren’t brown trousers…
PoodleGroomer 9 days ago
Comfy pants. 34" comfy is the new 40" waist.
Goat from PBS 9 days ago
Those definitely help. Better than tight pants made of sandpaper.
vics_machine Premium Member 9 days ago
…and cheese.
zeexenon 9 days ago
I like commando robes myself.
BasilBruce 9 days ago
Jean therapy.
Mary Ellen 9 days ago
My current pants are not comfy. I’m unhappy about it. (But also at work until 9 pm, alas!!)
sheashea 9 days ago
Life is good.
Cathy P. 9 days ago
A reporter asked Biden if he wore boxers or briefs. Biden said, “Depends”.
Cathy P. 9 days ago
Maybe Ziggy should talk to Pig or the Wiseass.
pamela welch Premium Member 9 days ago
I have to agree with Wise A$$ on the hill ♥
Otis Rufus Driftwood 9 days ago
Long day over. Wearing my comfy pants now. Great advice
eddi-TBH 9 days ago
Dad jeans rule.
razzledazzle295 9 days ago
Wrangler or Levi’s, Pig?
bunrabbit99 9 days ago
i beg to differ – it’s comfy shoes.
alantain 7 days ago
I think he’s got it! I always feel happier wearing comfy pants. Actually, I don’t own clothes that aren’t comfortable, so I’m happy most of the time!