Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for July 03, 2024

Ooo! I see some loud modern music in your future…

Which leaves…lady, you are underestimating classical. Loud sounds coming the hecc up.

Did she hear Destry say that or..? Oh, that’d alter things…

A QUIET PLACE. Soon to be filled with some angry mice and a raccoon.

O.K. … Definitely gonna have to play “Love Shack” on an infinite loop.

OT: Books

Sophie’s in an awful place for her. Selfish gits.

My Sara would definitely like this. She loves any music with female voices.

I am trying to figure out what is going on here. I’m a little confused. Sophie is talking to Destry. Destry apparently understands her and answers her (but we don’t know what language Destry is speaking in). Sophie keeps talking to Destry and Destry is answering back. Destry says he can play some music, which crazy woman apparently understands because she tells it no. So, Destry must have been speaking English at least when it was talking about playing the music. But we do find out they don’t like loud sounds or modern music, so hopefully there will be some of that coming in soon. All somewhat confusing.

Is that like High School Confidential?

“No. For the last time” All right! From now on it’s go, go, go!

Maybe that’s Sophie’s cue to start yodeling again. A little “Cattle Call” perhaps? “The Lonely Goatherd?” “The Crawdad Song”? Or that special “Song of my People” that all cats seem to know.

Them steenky aliens is sure has quite a SophiestiCated house.

" For the last time" ? She sounds like a @!$^%^&$ !!

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Trevor-Hotep: Thanks for coming so quickly, ladies. I don’t know how you managed it

Alice-Ata: And we’ll never tell.

Trevor-Hotep: Fair enough. What happened is that Jules picked a Space-Time Anemone by accident (I think). Now he’s somewhere in the Space-Time Continuum.

Violet-Ifa: Oh bother. Nothing like an inexperienced time traveler.

Ta-Natash: Not to worry. This isn’t the first time I’ve had to rescue an errant time traveler.

Alice-Ata: But there may be rips in the Fabric of Space and Time. You’d better get Sophititi and Maat-Tilda to make repairs.

Trevor-Hotep: On it!

Well so called music these days is complete cacophony anyways. It sure steenks.

Not trusts them steenky bots. They is can listen to everytheengs you says and then sends data to theirs company and sells data.

So, is this woman suggesting she’s okay with white noise? Now I’m wondering what the inside of her fridge looks like. Let’s see … white sofa, white appliances, white outfits … hmm … if we follow the pattern, then we should see yogurt, milk, sour cream, cottage cheese and …. wait — ALL OF IT NONFAT?! Wow … what a soulless existence …

Agent 47, where are you when we need you the most…

O.T.

Nena: 99 Luftballons (99 Red Balloons)

You and I for days on end

Grab the materials to rescue our missing friend

Set her free before the break of dawn

Till we’re through we’ll carry on

Back at home Burt monitors

Gets the message, “Sophie’s out there”

Floating in the summer sky

99 glitter bombs go by!

…….

99 glitter bombs

Floating in the summer sky

Do not panic, stay alert!

There’s someone here from somewhere else

It could be help from another friend

Someone very eager to fly

Don’t forget, it’s July

As 99 glitter bombs go by!

…….

(Sophie) 99 dreams I have had

And now one has really come true

All this glitter looks really pretty

I feel I am one lucky kitty

My cat friends, mice and raccoons

Came to my rescue, not a moment too soon

I love you all, now let’s go!

I have a feeling Natasha the bard will be having some fun with Destry’s music capabilities during the jailbreak.

Nope nope nope nope nope… I won’t turn on Siri or the voice activation on my phone or any of that stuff. I like my life manually operated, as much as possible.

What will happen first? Rescue arrives and breaks her out, or Sophie asks Destry to play music so much that the Woman turns it off in frustration, thus disarming the alarms?

If I were Sophie, I’d start yodelling and ask Destry to sing along!

I had a great time at the cabin, but it’s good to be home and sleep in my own bed again.

Eh, keep trying anyway, Sophie. Annoy the heck out of this old lady. :P

If Destry can’t call out, to the police at least, what’s the point of having it?

Grr, got thrown out while trying to text, for the second time. On Monday I said farewell to my sweet 19 1/2 year old Gracie (see avatar). We had a lovely time since we found each other in Nov 2004. She started having issues about a month or so ago, and it became clear it was time for her to go. I had an in-home procedure for her, which was absolutely the best. Rest in peace, sweetie.

I have such a hard time “liking” these comics, because I dislike what’s happening to Sophie so much. How do you hit that heart when little Sophie is stuck in a cage with her little ears back?!

I just had the idea, above. If they truly want revenge…… Upon their exit, have Destry play the Baby Shark Song, on an infinite loop. If you’ve never heard the song, PLEASE DO NOT GOOGLE IT! For your own safety and sanity.

Refuse to have that thing in the house.

She doesn’t like loud noises… Sophie! YOWL YOUR HEAD OFF!!!!

This woman is coming off more and more as “Karen” (apologies to all the lovely real Karen’s out there).

Destry, play all Charles Ives compositions, scored for bagpipes, in continuous loop.

I wonder, if Destry plays “Indian Love Call,” will their heads explode?

Mine plays BIG BONED GAL by KD Lang all of the time. She just plays it when she wants . It’s always the same song. I have no idea why that happens.

Members of the Orb indicating an eclectic taste in music feels great to me. Makes me glad I’m not the only one.

Okay pleeeeease make a BCN playlist on Spotify! ;)

I cannot tolerate loud or modern music either, but she’s preventing Sophie from being happy. How about some quiet classical music instead?

I’m just eager to see that entitled woman get what she deserves.

Obviously they are childless. Good thing they didn’t find a Siamese.either.

DESTRY volume 100% ; DESTRY play “Feuer Frei!” by Rammstein

C’mon mice!

“today’s top artists” “music” … Contradiction much?

So she doesn’t like loud noises, but she’s fine with taking a CAT to a crowded hall. What we have here is a complete failure in the empathy department.

I’m just impressed that Destry speaks Cat! Around here, Siri does not speak Cat, and she rarely responds to me without specifically hearing “Hey Siri”, although she has “thought” she her “Hey Siri” maybe a couple times. Not bad for five years, though. I live in an “Apple” house and found out recently, to my great joy, that Siri on the HomePod even helps me with my Apple TV! Big YAYS here!!!

My Alexa ignores me. Then sometimes she doesn’t understand. Or completely forgets my routine…

“Destry, play ‘Moments of Happiness’”.