Yeah Elly. You failed to remember that kids her age have everything in black and white. Nothing gray. You should’ve since you’ve raised your older two.
I’m not an expert seamstress, but would it be a good idea to use a black thread on the sewing machine when sewing a white shirt or dress? Or whatever that is.
Sheesh! people tell little white lies all the time. For ex.“How r u today?” answer.. “just great” ( load of bull since they’re not feeling well and owe rent money and utility bills.) HUH!“Hi nice to see you” (just being nice since they don’t even like that person)
I grew up in a household where everything was black and white. Things were either good or bad, answers were either yes or no, it was either day or night. It took a very long time to wrap my mind around the fact that there are gray (grey?) areas…and the older I got, the less and less I found things were either on one side of the spectrum or they other, and there are different shades of gray.
It’s more of a joke than a lie. That’s how I’d explain it, if I did that kind of thing…which I don’t. I’m turning 60 in October & not only am I proud of it, I’m looking forward to it.
Not me. I wouldn’t want anyone to think I look and act like I do at an age any younger than I am. As a matter of fact, it’d be easier to believe I’m much older. Sigh.
There was a strip in the B.A. era (Before April) where Elizabeth screws up and destroys a milk bag. Rather than admit she was goofing off and caused an accident, Elizabeth cries wolf about being mugged. I know for a fact that Elly did not shrug off Elizabeth’s whopper by saying “Everybody does it; it is just something people do”. :P
I don’t understand why anyone would lie about his or her age. There are basically two types of situations where it comes up: ones where you need to give your DOB for some sort of official purpose, and ones where you don’t. In the former, you usually need to verify your age, so unless you’ve got a fake ID or something your lie is easily exposed (and now you’ve potentially committed perjury). In the latter . . . why not just refuse to say? There are no consequences for doing so.
When Michael was at summer camp and got caught with his head in a hole in the wall of the girls’ shower, Brian Enjo wrote his mother about how Michael was made to work in the kitchens as punishment. What Brian failed to mention is that he and some other kids egged Michael on and was a participant in the Peeping Tom behavior. By failing to mention his participation to his mother and blaming the whole thing on Michael, Brian committed a sin of omission. Ergo, that is a lie.
This is one reason I never lied about my age. People hate me for being too honest. I don’t look my age either, which bugs me. I earned my years and they +don’t show_. Oh well, I can gloat at the ones who say they hate me for looking younger.. shallow petty people.
I tell my college students, truthfully, that I was born during President So-and-So’s Administration. I might as well say Washington or Lincoln for all it registers.
Another thing I have never understood. If i tell people I am “39” and years later I am still saying that, everyone knows it’s a lie. I turned 56 this year. I can’t change it, so I refuse to care about it. Maybe in four years I might learn how to care about it but don’t hold your breath.
Lying is not a bad thing when the truth would be worse. When my father died we pretended his mother had not died a few months before; it would be senselessly cruel to tell him.
We can also recall Les Miserables, in which the nun Sister Simplice was asked by Inspector Javert if she knew where Jean Valjean is. Sister Simplice was renowned for always telling the truth, but she lied to Javert for the greater good.
My mother could never understand women who lied down their ages. She said “This is why young women are scared of getting older, you have 55 year olds saying they’re 39! Well, if that’s what you look like at 39, anybody would be scared to see 55!”
Consequently, she always said she was older than she was, until she was actually old. Of course, Mommy being Mommy she couldn’t help launching into the entire explanation every time and sometimes for no reason at all, so I’m not sure what effect this all had on people’s perceptions.
Today would be her 75th birthday if she hadn’t passed away two years ago. She actually went to the hospital on her birthday that year, and they weren’t able to wake her again before her death.
I honestly never understood the reason for lying about something we can do absolutely nothing about. It’s the same with gray hair… I’m somewhere in my 60’s (I can’t count that high), and do have some gray, but, it usually only shows in certain light. But, I’ve always maintained that the color does not hurt the operation.We can get plastic surgery, until we end up like Joan Rivers, who, when she managed to smile, only succeeded in pulling up her stockings.I’m going to just grow older in the manner in which I am supposed to. If I’m lucky, when I grow up (I should have said “if”), I’ll be like my neighbor, who is a 101 yr. old WWII Vet, who still lives alone, and drives better than a lot of people 1/3 his age.
Or like Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing, where the protagonist Peter Hatcher is told to be on his best behavior as his father is hosting a pompous couple who are clients of his. The wife of the couple gives Peter a picture dictionary, which gets him thinking to himself “Was she told of my age? I have used a regular dictionary since I was in third grade.” The words that come out of Peter’s mouth are “Thank you; I can use this.”
My Mom never lies about her age, neither do I, and if I was younger and she tried to lie about her age to me I would know she was lying because I know the year she was born and know it was exactly 22 years before i was born so I just add 22 to my age and I get her age.
Asharah 25 days ago
It’s a lie Elly, face it.
Coopersdad 25 days ago
April has you Elly. Shouldn’t you set a better example for her?
howtheduck 25 days ago
April’s ability to say “th” in the second panel, disappears completely in the 3rd panel.
9thCapricorn 25 days ago
Yeah Elly. You failed to remember that kids her age have everything in black and white. Nothing gray. You should’ve since you’ve raised your older two.
Cheryl Kuhnert 25 days ago
I’ve never understood the need of some people to lie about their age. Denying my age wouldn’t make me live any longer, it just seems strange.
JCB 25 days ago
It’s a lie that everyone knows is a lie but just plays along with.
emiesty2 25 days ago
Courtesy of Jack Benny, isn’t it?
rekam Premium Member 25 days ago
Our mom never lied about her age so neither do we. It comes in handy when I’m needing help and can say I’m 87 or sorry, your dealing with an old lady.
GirlGeek Premium Member 25 days ago
Just say it’s a fun lie, it won’t hurt
James Deveney Premium Member 25 days ago
It is a lie but everybody knows it.
jpete4843 25 days ago
Isn’t it a pun because grey refers to hair color?
jmworacle 25 days ago
Way to mix up a child.
Daniel Verburg 25 days ago
Writing child’s talk is not all that easy!
BlitzMcD 25 days ago
It’s hippie era morality of convenience.
snsurone76 25 days ago
Even though I don’t like her, I gotta feel sorry for April—having such a hypocrite for a mother!
Foob 25 days ago
Wow, Elly! you’re only 39? You look like you’re at least mid-forties! You’ve really let yourself go!!
crabbyred 25 days ago
Just say “39, one more time”
kaycstamper 25 days ago
Kids like knowing boundaries, you’re trying to stretch yours and that’ll be trouble down the road.
dcdete. 25 days ago
I’m not an expert seamstress, but would it be a good idea to use a black thread on the sewing machine when sewing a white shirt or dress? Or whatever that is.
Zoturdley Premium Member 25 days ago
Or as Pres. Reagan said at his 75th birthday press party “We are celebrating the 36th anniversary of my 39th birthday”.
birkemeyerjulie 25 days ago
I wouldn’t mind being 45 again…
mgl179 25 days ago
Elly should point out to April there are good lies and bad lies.
April telling her Grandma she really likes the socks and ugly sweater Grandma gave for Christmas is a good lie.
There are neutral lies, like lying about ones age where it’s not important (like getting into a bar or medicare fraud).
Then there are bad lies, like “The border is secure” or “The President is mentally competent”
bigger Nate 25 days ago
How to prep your child for a life of therapy 101
ajr58(1) 25 days ago
If an incorrect statement is made knowing that the listener knows it is incorrect, and there is no intent to deceive, then is it a lie?
snappyboy 25 days ago
I’m so happy that the comments for this comic strip have not taken a turn towards politicians lying.
tcumming 25 days ago
Just the 6th Anniversary of being 39
Willywise52 Premium Member 25 days ago
Elly showing her true “colors”.
Niko S 25 days ago
Sheesh! people tell little white lies all the time. For ex.“How r u today?” answer.. “just great” ( load of bull since they’re not feeling well and owe rent money and utility bills.) HUH!“Hi nice to see you” (just being nice since they don’t even like that person)
Bruce1253 25 days ago
I’m proud of my gray hairs. I earned everyone of them, some of them the hard way.
fgerbil46 25 days ago
Wow! Ellie really stepped into that one!
BJDucer 25 days ago
I grew up in a household where everything was black and white. Things were either good or bad, answers were either yes or no, it was either day or night. It took a very long time to wrap my mind around the fact that there are gray (grey?) areas…and the older I got, the less and less I found things were either on one side of the spectrum or they other, and there are different shades of gray.
g04922 25 days ago
Elle just failed a parental ’teaching moment"….
Wren Fahel 25 days ago
It’s more of a joke than a lie. That’s how I’d explain it, if I did that kind of thing…which I don’t. I’m turning 60 in October & not only am I proud of it, I’m looking forward to it.
fmiller1 25 days ago
I always say I am 39+s&h – I’m really 82.
Doug K 25 days ago
How about just saying something like, "I’m old enough to …
… to know better."?
bittenbyknittin 25 days ago
People think I’m younger than I am. Not sure if it’s because I look younger to them or if they think I act immature.
Daltongang Premium Member 25 days ago
Which explains why books like The Lies My Mother Told Me and The Lies My Teacher Told me are such popular books.
rshive 24 days ago
The colors will confuse April.
grocks 24 days ago
Lies, dam[ned] lies and statistics
rhpii 24 days ago
The grey area is what is showing along the part in her hair. Coloring, another lie told by some as they age.
bobbyferrel 24 days ago
Not me. I wouldn’t want anyone to think I look and act like I do at an age any younger than I am. As a matter of fact, it’d be easier to believe I’m much older. Sigh.
EXCALABUR 24 days ago
Nothing grey about it. It is what it is. A lie.
baskate_2000 24 days ago
At least not since Jack Benny started the trend.
delennwen 24 days ago
But all your friends who just threw you a party KNOW how old you are. What is the point in lying about it now?
nelsonks3646 24 days ago
Absolutely.
mindjob 24 days ago
If it’s not a white lie it’s a grey area
Watchdog 24 days ago
Does not count in dog years.
CoreyTaylor1 24 days ago
Face it, April. Your mother is full of crap!
The_Great_Black President 24 days ago
El-Lie!
USN1977 24 days ago
There was a strip in the B.A. era (Before April) where Elizabeth screws up and destroys a milk bag. Rather than admit she was goofing off and caused an accident, Elizabeth cries wolf about being mugged. I know for a fact that Elly did not shrug off Elizabeth’s whopper by saying “Everybody does it; it is just something people do”. :P
John Jorgensen 24 days ago
I don’t understand why anyone would lie about his or her age. There are basically two types of situations where it comes up: ones where you need to give your DOB for some sort of official purpose, and ones where you don’t. In the former, you usually need to verify your age, so unless you’ve got a fake ID or something your lie is easily exposed (and now you’ve potentially committed perjury). In the latter . . . why not just refuse to say? There are no consequences for doing so.
rebelstrike0 24 days ago
When Michael was at summer camp and got caught with his head in a hole in the wall of the girls’ shower, Brian Enjo wrote his mother about how Michael was made to work in the kitchens as punishment. What Brian failed to mention is that he and some other kids egged Michael on and was a participant in the Peeping Tom behavior. By failing to mention his participation to his mother and blaming the whole thing on Michael, Brian committed a sin of omission. Ergo, that is a lie.
dustoffer 24 days ago
Women!
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 24 days ago
This is one reason I never lied about my age. People hate me for being too honest. I don’t look my age either, which bugs me. I earned my years and they +don’t show_. Oh well, I can gloat at the ones who say they hate me for looking younger.. shallow petty people.
kathleenhicks62 24 days ago
You wrinkles will give you away.
The_Great_Black President 24 days ago
Elly’s nose is potato-shaped. How long will it be by this time tomorrow?
coffeeturtle 24 days ago
the one thing I remember about being 39 was dreading I was going to be the big 4-0 in a year.
i would LOVE being the big 4-0 now. What a fool!!
8^)
maverick.kaminski 24 days ago
I would be more worried that April takes away from this conversation that younger is automatically better than the definition of an acceptable lie.
2cat 24 days ago
there are lies and there are alternative facts.
ssledge 24 days ago
I have never understood people who are sensitive about age. A person is still the same age whether other people know it or not.
Eric S 24 days ago
YES, Elly. It’s a lie.
emiesty2 24 days ago
I tell my college students, truthfully, that I was born during President So-and-So’s Administration. I might as well say Washington or Lincoln for all it registers.
EMGULS79 24 days ago
Matthew 12:36, Elly….
Nobody_Important 24 days ago
Another thing I have never understood. If i tell people I am “39” and years later I am still saying that, everyone knows it’s a lie. I turned 56 this year. I can’t change it, so I refuse to care about it. Maybe in four years I might learn how to care about it but don’t hold your breath.
flagmichael 24 days ago
Lying is not a bad thing when the truth would be worse. When my father died we pretended his mother had not died a few months before; it would be senselessly cruel to tell him.
flagmichael 24 days ago
We can also recall Les Miserables, in which the nun Sister Simplice was asked by Inspector Javert if she knew where Jean Valjean is. Sister Simplice was renowned for always telling the truth, but she lied to Javert for the greater good.
conuly 24 days ago
My mother could never understand women who lied down their ages. She said “This is why young women are scared of getting older, you have 55 year olds saying they’re 39! Well, if that’s what you look like at 39, anybody would be scared to see 55!”
Consequently, she always said she was older than she was, until she was actually old. Of course, Mommy being Mommy she couldn’t help launching into the entire explanation every time and sometimes for no reason at all, so I’m not sure what effect this all had on people’s perceptions.
Today would be her 75th birthday if she hadn’t passed away two years ago. She actually went to the hospital on her birthday that year, and they weren’t able to wake her again before her death.
Saurischia 24 days ago
Wow, Elly. Way to teach your daughter ethics. NOT.
nailer Premium Member 24 days ago
And remember April, if the nice gentleman ask you, you are five.
Strawberry King 24 days ago
Listen to the little lady, Elly.
soaringblocks 24 days ago
The drawings!……
Devonshade 24 days ago
How come this kid always has intelligent things to say, or ask, but says it in baby talk? C’mon stop with the baby talk!
tinstar 24 days ago
I honestly never understood the reason for lying about something we can do absolutely nothing about. It’s the same with gray hair… I’m somewhere in my 60’s (I can’t count that high), and do have some gray, but, it usually only shows in certain light. But, I’ve always maintained that the color does not hurt the operation.We can get plastic surgery, until we end up like Joan Rivers, who, when she managed to smile, only succeeded in pulling up her stockings.I’m going to just grow older in the manner in which I am supposed to. If I’m lucky, when I grow up (I should have said “if”), I’ll be like my neighbor, who is a 101 yr. old WWII Vet, who still lives alone, and drives better than a lot of people 1/3 his age.
namelocdet 24 days ago
No wonder kids are so confused sometimes. LOL
CultofFarley 24 days ago
There’s a killer on the road
Got the IQ of a toad
Make that gate lock stay
Don’t let your children play
If John kept up his fly
Farley would still be alive
Killer on the road
Enter.Name.Here 24 days ago
It shouldn’t be a grey area. Ever.
brigidkeely 24 days ago
It’s not even a lie, not really. It’s a joke.
USN1977 24 days ago
Or like Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing, where the protagonist Peter Hatcher is told to be on his best behavior as his father is hosting a pompous couple who are clients of his. The wife of the couple gives Peter a picture dictionary, which gets him thinking to himself “Was she told of my age? I have used a regular dictionary since I was in third grade.” The words that come out of Peter’s mouth are “Thank you; I can use this.”
Sambora1 24 days ago
My Mom never lies about her age, neither do I, and if I was younger and she tried to lie about her age to me I would know she was lying because I know the year she was born and know it was exactly 22 years before i was born so I just add 22 to my age and I get her age.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 23 days ago
Parents hate it when kids corner t hem in their hideout
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 23 days ago
Jack Benny has already patented the “39 years old” excuse
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 23 days ago
Anybody see Julie Andrews on Channel 13 yesterday?In her middle 80’s and still looks like a dream
lnrokr55 23 days ago
Nah, it’s a Jack Benny thing ! ;-)
Cathy P. 23 days ago
A “fib” is also a lie. A social lie is also a lie. So is “shading the truth”. But social lies are what keep the human commjunity be able to co-exist.