Close to Home by John McPherson for August 21, 2024

A gory approach

He won’t need it much longer.

he will get a kick out of that one!

Hmmmm… schnick….. Gggguffawwwww!!

Yak!

As W.C. Fields once said, Sometimes you have to take the bull by the tail and face the issue squarely.

Early dental loss.

Oh good, he’s just flossing! I thought for a minute that he was having his steak rare!

I’ll bet his breath smells heavenly!

Funny, I thought it came from pygmy ponies.

Our son asked us to pick up a chew thing at a pet store for his dog. We took this long dry leathery thing up to the cashier. I asked what it was made of. She looked at me like I was some kind of pervert and accusingly told me it was bull’s peenis.

Not mint flavoured.

Maybe he should have tried one of those toothpicks at the other end!

The beard works.

It appears as if this is prior to the evolution of man’s 30 other teeth?

Green hair??

Be careful that critter doesn’t leave a deposit on your feet.

The floss has an odd flavor…

He apparently didn’t learn his lesson when the bull kicked out his other teeth.

If he keeps it up, he’ll get a big kick out of that.

He may look calm, but his incisor all in a knot.

Wait for it……..zowie!!!

He bought that floss at retail, but very nearly at holesale.

He must have a bigger gap than Michael Strahan!!

You missed a spot. :)

Just pull and get a mouthwash.

Maybe the bull will appreciate this, he helping to take some of the crap off his tail.

You know there is poop on that, don’t you?

must have quite the gap between his chompers!

EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!

. . . suicide

…and after he got his teeth kicked out, he never had to floss everafter… the end

That also might be good for removing teeth, too! One kick in the mouth.

Early tooth pulling

Just idiotic.