Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 06, 2024

I need a dragon

I won’t mention the missing wagon tongue this time. Oops!

It’s obviously invisible. Like the OSHA safety railing across the moat.

Or no one who tried it survived..

those third brake light can make a difference

A tendril or two of smoke coming from Henry’s nostrils would have been a bice touch…

You don’t want to get too close to Henry’s dragon-breath.

Drivers around here would STILL tailgate

He’s obviously not driving in North Jersey.

Most people get a bumper sticker that insults tailgaters.

Why you could just rides that tailgator to work.

Everyone should have a Henry in their trunk to prevent tailgating, because it’s getting worse and worse!

That is weird… I wonder why. Probably pets in the backseat.

The Count has to get one of those for The Countmobile.

Isn’t his workplace in his basement?

An early James Bond carriage with a flame thrower in the rear.

gee, I can’t imagine why… :}

“It’s funny.”Nope.

….lot better than brake lights!!!!

I want one!

A little better than a barky dog in back.

Wonder why?

That’s because Henry burned all the carriages to the ground.

You’re running late for work, Wiz. Hit the afterburner!

Well worth the extra weight.

Back when I drove a Pinto, people would give me extra room because they did not want to be part of the fireball if they hit me.

Henry saw to that

I always wanted a tank for commuting. When someone tailgates, just swivel the turret, and watch them back off!

I always wanted to put an airplane landing light in the trunk of my car so I could pop it open and blind the guy tailgating me.

If you can see dragon, you are too close.

That horsie sure got big nostrils. He must smell real good.

Wiz and the castle staff about to be surprised!

Good dog… er dragon, Henry.