Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 10, 2024

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    BasilBruce  11 days ago

    Looks like nothing came up.

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    C  11 days ago

    Valium for Ed and Viagra for ED

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    einarbt  11 days ago

    Goat makes no sense at all.

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    The Moose Group  11 days ago

    Long way to go for a weak punchline

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    sirbadger  11 days ago

    Is she thinking that pig wants her to flash him?

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    carlsonbob  11 days ago

    Good thing the neighbor wasn’t Pamela Mae Silva!

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    Bilan  11 days ago

    If you’re struggling with ED for more than 4 hours, call a doctor.

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    iggyman  11 days ago

    That joke is not “hard” to figure out!

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    breathfreshair Premium Member 11 days ago

    One of the funniest strips ever.

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    comic4matt  11 days ago

    Dysfunctionned better in Goat’s head, i believe…

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    DangerBunny  11 days ago

    Where’s the obligatory final panel with Pig admonishing Pastis for the payoff?

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    James Wolfenstein  11 days ago

    I had to Google ED… darn you Pastis!! I’m getting weird ads everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member 11 days ago

    ROFLOL

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 11 days ago

    Block and move on is the best answer.

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    Purple People Eater  11 days ago

    I can hardly stop laughing.

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    Zoturdley Premium Member 11 days ago

    A great one, Mr. Pastis.

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    markkahler52  11 days ago

    Take the red pill instead….

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    Dwight Schmiddlapp  11 days ago

    Why have all the illnesses lost their names to initials. Is it because people have become idiots and cannot understand the names?

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    Procat Premium Member 11 days ago

    Maybe it should have said Mr. Ed

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    uniquename  11 days ago

    The rest of us are struggling with TMI, Pig.

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    Ichabod Ferguson  11 days ago

    I have 99 problems but that ain’t one.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 11 days ago

    Ed is such a downer.

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    Steve Dallas  11 days ago

    If this gag were any more tortured, the Hague would get called in.

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    prince valiant Premium Member 11 days ago

    I used to print our church bulletins. One year, we had a number of outreaches at the local, so-called, entertainment district where there is a movie theater, arcade, restaurants etc. Not wanting to write that out each time, I shortened it to ED (“We’ll meet at the ED at 7 pm, blah, blah”). My senior pastor got a kick out of that!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 11 days ago

    Every 10 minutes, I hear about Blue Chew on TV commercials.

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    noahproblem  11 days ago

    Those pills are going to cost a little more than 5 cents each…

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    CaveCat87  11 days ago

    Change your sign, Pig, to include Ed’s last name.

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    Courage the Cowardly Dog!  11 days ago

    ROFLMAO+

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    Jon Schutter  11 days ago

    ED can also mean Eating Disorder, which, ironically, Pig actually also does have….

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    david_42  11 days ago

    Tadalafil is better and is also used for treating BPH. The pills are pink.

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    Ellis97  11 days ago

    Pig, you need to be very specific with your signs.

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    Goat from PBS  11 days ago

    You can deal with anything with enough pills.

    Just…. don’t. Please… don’t.

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    babka Premium Member 11 days ago

    is there anything we can do?

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    Stocky One  11 days ago

    In Ontario, we have signs that tell you can take the “ED route”. I’m not kidding! (It stands for emergency detour).

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    kaycstamper  11 days ago

    Pastis…groan…

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    CountOlaf2 Premium Member 11 days ago

    Ed Schlabansky is a paid commie troll working for The Ministry of Truth who spreads fake news, propaganda and. downright lies on this site and numerous others using several different handles to slop the Liberal mushrooms who eat it up like LIzzo at an all-you-can-eat-buffet. We know who you are and The Count means that sincerely. However, 74,650,754 True Patriotic Americans in 312 Electoral districts saw through the commie hogwash facade and easily elected President Donald J Trump tp the White House last Tuesday. God Bless America and finally Arizona, too! And God Bless The United States Marine Corps, 249 years old today. Good night, Chesty, wherever you are!

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    win.45mag  11 days ago

    Once, a little blue pill got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for hours !

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    carlosrivers  11 days ago

    It made me think about premature ej…does anybody really SUFFER from that?

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    ladykat  11 days ago

    Unfortunately, there is no cure for the Ed Schlabanskys of this world.

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    unfair.de  11 days ago

    ED is shorthand for education. It fits even though it isn’t what Pig wanted to express by that sign.

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    Norris66  11 days ago

    Are you bothered by curved carrots?

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    jel354  11 days ago

    I was hoping for a real pun.

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    jel354  11 days ago

    I was hoping for a real pun.

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    Steverino Premium Member 11 days ago

    I wonder what happens when Pigeta finds out?

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    Katje  11 days ago

    Too much Pastis will cause ED. :P

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    mindjob  11 days ago

    It gets to a point where the hangovers aren’t worth it

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    debanray05  11 days ago

    SMH

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 11 days ago

    ED? Election Dysfunction? Too late, I’m afraid…

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    zeexenon  11 days ago

    He’s using the wrong wood polish.

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    Solaricious Premium Member 11 days ago

    …with a nod to Sparky. Classy (sorta) Pastis, classy…

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    Eric S   11 days ago

    so Ed is a cyberbully.

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    Buoy  11 days ago

    GA for Ed on SM.

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    Croc Holliday  11 days ago

    Here’s an easy solution; stop posting on social media.

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    DaBump Premium Member 11 days ago

    Tsk, no Like, just smh.

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    AlienHillbilly  11 days ago

    E.D. = electile dysfunction??

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    TimeLordSoundwave  11 days ago

    That’s what the “BLOCK” button is for, Pig.

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    Bilan  11 days ago

    Remember when comics used to be for kids?

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    olds_cool63  11 days ago

    Maybe she can lend a helping hand…?

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    oscar.abraham2  11 days ago

    Ed Schablansky, wasn’t he Charlie Brown’s favorite baseball player?

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    pamela welch Premium Member 11 days ago

    I’m laughing way too much over this … LOLOL

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    ComicsDad5  11 days ago

    “Ed Shlabansky” made me think of Charlie Brown’s favorite baseball player, Joe Shlabotnik.

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    eddi-TBH  11 days ago

    Better than the usual Sunday pun.

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    Ermine Notyours  11 days ago

    “My doctor has put me on Viagra and salt peter.”

    “Wow. How’s that going?”

    “It’s had its ups and downs.”

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    glowing-steak32  10 days ago

    Looks like Ed got the last laugh after all.

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    swenbu Premium Member 9 days ago

    This strip borders on Pastis!

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