I used to print our church bulletins. One year, we had a number of outreaches at the local, so-called, entertainment district where there is a movie theater, arcade, restaurants etc. Not wanting to write that out each time, I shortened it to ED (“We’ll meet at the ED at 7 pm, blah, blah”). My senior pastor got a kick out of that!
Ed Schlabansky is a paid commie troll working for The Ministry of Truth who spreads fake news, propaganda and. downright lies on this site and numerous others using several different handles to slop the Liberal mushrooms who eat it up like LIzzo at an all-you-can-eat-buffet. We know who you are and The Count means that sincerely. However, 74,650,754 True Patriotic Americans in 312 Electoral districts saw through the commie hogwash facade and easily elected President Donald J Trump tp the White House last Tuesday. God Bless America and finally Arizona, too! And God Bless The United States Marine Corps, 249 years old today. Good night, Chesty, wherever you are!
BasilBruce 11 days ago
Looks like nothing came up.
C 11 days ago
Valium for Ed and Viagra for ED
einarbt 11 days ago
Goat makes no sense at all.
The Moose Group 11 days ago
Long way to go for a weak punchline
sirbadger 11 days ago
Is she thinking that pig wants her to flash him?
carlsonbob 11 days ago
Good thing the neighbor wasn’t Pamela Mae Silva!
Bilan 11 days ago
If you’re struggling with ED for more than 4 hours, call a doctor.
iggyman 11 days ago
That joke is not “hard” to figure out!
breathfreshair Premium Member 11 days ago
One of the funniest strips ever.
comic4matt 11 days ago
Dysfunctionned better in Goat’s head, i believe…
DangerBunny 11 days ago
Where’s the obligatory final panel with Pig admonishing Pastis for the payoff?
James Wolfenstein 11 days ago
I had to Google ED… darn you Pastis!! I’m getting weird ads everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Pgalden1 Premium Member 11 days ago
ROFLOL
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 11 days ago
Block and move on is the best answer.
Purple People Eater 11 days ago
I can hardly stop laughing.
Zoturdley Premium Member 11 days ago
A great one, Mr. Pastis.
markkahler52 11 days ago
Take the red pill instead….
Dwight Schmiddlapp 11 days ago
Why have all the illnesses lost their names to initials. Is it because people have become idiots and cannot understand the names?
Procat Premium Member 11 days ago
Maybe it should have said Mr. Ed
uniquename 11 days ago
The rest of us are struggling with TMI, Pig.
Ichabod Ferguson 11 days ago
I have 99 problems but that ain’t one.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 11 days ago
Ed is such a downer.
Steve Dallas 11 days ago
If this gag were any more tortured, the Hague would get called in.
prince valiant Premium Member 11 days ago
I used to print our church bulletins. One year, we had a number of outreaches at the local, so-called, entertainment district where there is a movie theater, arcade, restaurants etc. Not wanting to write that out each time, I shortened it to ED (“We’ll meet at the ED at 7 pm, blah, blah”). My senior pastor got a kick out of that!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 11 days ago
Every 10 minutes, I hear about Blue Chew on TV commercials.
noahproblem 11 days ago
Those pills are going to cost a little more than 5 cents each…
CaveCat87 11 days ago
Change your sign, Pig, to include Ed’s last name.
Courage the Cowardly Dog! 11 days ago
ROFLMAO+
Jon Schutter 11 days ago
ED can also mean Eating Disorder, which, ironically, Pig actually also does have….
david_42 11 days ago
Tadalafil is better and is also used for treating BPH. The pills are pink.
Ellis97 11 days ago
Pig, you need to be very specific with your signs.
Goat from PBS 11 days ago
You can deal with anything with enough pills.
Just…. don’t. Please… don’t.
babka Premium Member 11 days ago
is there anything we can do?
Stocky One 11 days ago
In Ontario, we have signs that tell you can take the “ED route”. I’m not kidding! (It stands for emergency detour).
kaycstamper 11 days ago
Pastis…groan…
CountOlaf2 Premium Member 11 days ago
Ed Schlabansky is a paid commie troll working for The Ministry of Truth who spreads fake news, propaganda and. downright lies on this site and numerous others using several different handles to slop the Liberal mushrooms who eat it up like LIzzo at an all-you-can-eat-buffet. We know who you are and The Count means that sincerely. However, 74,650,754 True Patriotic Americans in 312 Electoral districts saw through the commie hogwash facade and easily elected President Donald J Trump tp the White House last Tuesday. God Bless America and finally Arizona, too! And God Bless The United States Marine Corps, 249 years old today. Good night, Chesty, wherever you are!
win.45mag 11 days ago
Once, a little blue pill got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for hours !
carlosrivers 11 days ago
It made me think about premature ej…does anybody really SUFFER from that?
ladykat 11 days ago
Unfortunately, there is no cure for the Ed Schlabanskys of this world.
unfair.de 11 days ago
ED is shorthand for education. It fits even though it isn’t what Pig wanted to express by that sign.
Norris66 11 days ago
Are you bothered by curved carrots?
jel354 11 days ago
I was hoping for a real pun.
jel354 11 days ago
I was hoping for a real pun.
Steverino Premium Member 11 days ago
I wonder what happens when Pigeta finds out?
Katje 11 days ago
Too much Pastis will cause ED. :P
mindjob 11 days ago
It gets to a point where the hangovers aren’t worth it
debanray05 11 days ago
SMH
Packratjohn Premium Member 11 days ago
ED? Election Dysfunction? Too late, I’m afraid…
zeexenon 11 days ago
He’s using the wrong wood polish.
Solaricious Premium Member 11 days ago
…with a nod to Sparky. Classy (sorta) Pastis, classy…
Eric S 11 days ago
so Ed is a cyberbully.
Buoy 11 days ago
GA for Ed on SM.
Croc Holliday 11 days ago
Here’s an easy solution; stop posting on social media.
DaBump Premium Member 11 days ago
Tsk, no Like, just smh.
AlienHillbilly 11 days ago
E.D. = electile dysfunction??
TimeLordSoundwave 11 days ago
That’s what the “BLOCK” button is for, Pig.
Bilan 11 days ago
Remember when comics used to be for kids?
olds_cool63 11 days ago
Maybe she can lend a helping hand…?
oscar.abraham2 11 days ago
Ed Schablansky, wasn’t he Charlie Brown’s favorite baseball player?
pamela welch Premium Member 11 days ago
I’m laughing way too much over this … LOLOL
ComicsDad5 11 days ago
“Ed Shlabansky” made me think of Charlie Brown’s favorite baseball player, Joe Shlabotnik.
eddi-TBH 11 days ago
Better than the usual Sunday pun.
Ermine Notyours 11 days ago
“My doctor has put me on Viagra and salt peter.”
“Wow. How’s that going?”
“It’s had its ups and downs.”
glowing-steak32 10 days ago
Looks like Ed got the last laugh after all.
swenbu Premium Member 9 days ago
This strip borders on Pastis!