Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 07, 2024

I think Pig has made a new Expression!

I don’t know whether Pig is right or not, but I’d like to see someone try to put the horse back into the toothpaste.

Can you say that the toothpaste has left the barn?

You shouldn’t throw stones after you burn the bridge.

Depends on the size of the horse and the size of the toothpaste tube.

You can’t put the genie back in the barn.

Pig is not the sharpest bulb in the ocean.

I prefer mixed drinks.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the horse’s cart!

If you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the glass house.

Don’t worry Pig, we’ll burn that bridge when we come to it.

You also can’t put the toothpaste back into the horse.

You can do it, Pig! Swing for the gold!

My favorite is from the TV show Angel. Harmony, the cheerleader turned vampire hearing Angel talking trash about her ex-boyfriend/sire Spike. “You’re preaching to the horse’s mouth.”

No, but you CAN give it pearly whites !!

Sounds like Crankshaft.

Pig’s not the sharpest hammer in the bag.

Pig is correct. Just not metaphorically.

That a meta joke eh Piggy.