Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 15, 2021

HEH…

And what reason would Stef have for not choosing Tiffany as a roommate?

Tiff loses all her Le $ and goes down in flames with an EPIC FAIL!

Looks like Ivlax might be a little late – his car wouldn’t start…

The best laid plans…

Burn. ✨

“Divoon”? Is that a word the kids use today?

Pre-order the soufflé? Shouldn’t that have happened way before they were eating the steak?

Le $ def sounds classy…

Back to waiting for the reveal of the fourth roomie…

Tiffan’s plans were all shoot down. At least GnK didn’t try to stretch this out for a week,

This is better for you, Tiff. Wait it out.

Like we couldn’t see this coming. Much like the speculation that Bernice will end up being the 4th in the dorm room. Maybe she can help Tiffany get organized like she did Nancy and it turns out to be a blessing in disguise for Tiffany.

AHA! Stef reads minds!

Divoon would means divine, wonderful, superlative.

Best laid plans…

Well, that backfired nicely.

Any bets on who will pay they both rich. Or Land rich, cash poor.

Well THAT came as absolutely NO surprise to anyone. Stef Choose Dez for her roommate.

Speaking just for Me, I’d like to see Tiffany swallow her pride, bite her tongue and ask “Ms. Divoon the Loon,” just what it is she finds so darn special about Dez. Because for the life of Me I cannot fathom Ms. Stef as regarding Dez with anything but sneering contempt. And I sure as Hell can’t see Stef helping Dez in the garden, pulling weeds and harvesting.

But hey, good news Tiffany. The gloves just came off, and Stef just slapped you across the face with them. Now, you can go after her boyfriend Kip, without the slightest shred of guilt. And then DUMP him.

Now the big question is: “Who will Tiffany’s roommate be?”

Odds are 95% it’ll be someone that will quickly get on Tiff’s last nerve.

And odds are 100% that if that happens, Tiff WON’T think of abandoning the quad and moving back home. :-)

Expensive lesson Tif.

Bad bimbo. Bad bimbo. Go away, bad bimbo. Tiffany is starting to look better and better all the time.

The earth mother or the snooty manipulator? I know which one I would rather live with.

Let it go, Tiffany. You would be better off with one of those two who insulted Nancy.

Def – excellent and Divoon – divine. How old is Stef?

Tiffany is transparent as to motive. A single private room to a quad? A blind man can see through Tiffany’s plot.

I bet that the new roommate is a 1st year student and a cheerleader!

What alcoholic drink goes with Filet?

Not as much money in the bank account as you thought, Tiff?

That slang is so out of date that it qualifies as an antique.

What is the sound of a backfire?

This was predictable, Stef cares not one white what Tiffany might want. But wait this mystery new roommate? It could be a win.

I can’t blame Stef. Dez is awesome, sweet, wise, smart and adorable♡. Tiffany has no chance against her. I just hope this doesn’t ruin the friendship between Dez and Tiffany. Now I hope Tiffany’s roommate is Bets and Gunther’s visits to their room will cause trouble for Tiffany. Because she, deep down, loves him and he knows it. Even if they both don’t want to see it.

I feel like Tiff has no idea what a bullet she just dodged…

Luann’s forum feels very feminine to me like water. Me feel like fire, like real fire, like a raging fire. I just feel like a guy in a wig in the girls locker room.

Separate checks, please.

You’re better off, Tiffany. Stef is a mooching ditz.

What’s with the glum face, Tiffany? Your plan is working… isn’t it?

Seriously, what happened to Crystal? We haven’t seen her in a while. I thought she was Tiffany’s best friend.

Shot down early! What will she do now?

Tiffany, you can be slow in judging people. I had a boss who talked like Stef and he was a phony too.

Tiffany" “I may have met my match, but I have just BEGUN the manipulations! You ain’t seen NUTHIN’ yet!”

Who holds a fork like that when eating filet??

Divoon???

Poor Dez. She’d have my sympathy either way, but Tiffany might have been slightly less odious. Wait, did we ever establish what happened to Crystal? Maybe she turns up as the 4th? Help Tiff struggle along toward better character?

If there is a lesson here, you cannot buy friendship with a delicious meal!

“Divoon”??

So this whole convoluted exercise was a setup for one cheerleader to be openly nasty to another. With one of them actually depicted wearing her cheer uniform in a nice restaurant. Whatever happened to the writers in high school must have been brutal.

No use pretending you’re def, er deaf now, Tiff.

By the time they get the fourth roommate, the semester will be over with

It’s tough dealing with someone of your own personality, isn’t it Tiff

Divoon?

Looks like Tiffany is at Stage ’DEF’CON 4 !! … Hope it doesn’t get to Level 1 !! … :)

This goes out to My good friend Joel.

“If Tiffany were smart, she’d excuse herself to go to the ladies room, jump out the ladies room window, and stick Stef with the check.”

[“Sitting around all day thinking how to “F” things up since 1997.”]

What planet is Stef from?

Looks like Tiffany lost her appetite as well as her “pseudo-private room”. Even though the cheer leader outfit is Stef’s signature costume, I picture her with grey hair and a cane still wearing that and the dang bow. Will Tiffany pay or have the nerve to ask for a split bill? As for her unknown roomie, I hope it’s someone we haven’t seen in a while. Bernice might be tedious with more angst about not having her RA position. In any case, Dez will have her hands full, brewing tea and burning incense to calm everyone! ;-)

So it seems this is just another week of everyone hating on Tiffany, they seriously need to leave that poor girl alone she’s been through enough already

I like this restaurant. No beating around the bush, just “Show me the money!” Wonder if it inspired any part of Tiff’s business plan.

Tiffany has a chance right now to learn a universal truth: lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas.

Divoon?

Knew it wasn’t going anywhere for Tif.But maybe … wonder who else could be a potential room-mate?

Divoon – Great, crazy, fun, awesome, cool

Bernice uses a thesaurus. Stef uses Urban Dictionary.

Why would Dez want to live with Tiffany or Stef? They are both people who are happy to take advantage of any and every situation.

Wow, so Stef has a vocabulary to match her 1960’s wardrobe and hair. Greg’s really got his finger on the pulse of today’s young people, doesn’t he?

Staph Airhead User Abuser: Tiff Beware!

Loved the name of the restaurant.

The 4th roommate will be Betty White.

WaIT’LL dEZ FINDS OUT Stef likes to practice her cheers at 2 in the morning.

Tiffany shouldn’t be coy. Tell Stef that you want to room with her for the privacy and then give her some money. Dez won’t care.

Best laid plans of mice and men oft go astray

Divoon? What is with this girl, anyway? Is she trying to create her own language?

Here’s a thought……Tiffany should stay in the family manse and ask Dez to move in with her – and tell Dez flat out that Steph is NOT welcome to follow. But will this happen? Of course not.

Ah, the best laid schemes, Tiffany… the best laid schemes…

With this reveal on Wednesday … what could happen for the rest of the week. Will Tiff go to Dez and try to get the two of them to be roomies just to spite Stef?

“Le $ “. Good one, Greg !

Wile E. Coyote couldn’t look more disgusted than Tiffany in the last panel.

Best laid plans…

Stef knows exactly what’s going on. She and Kip have probably already discussed how much money it would be worth to Tiffany for Stef to choose her. Ditzy-Dumb like a fox I think.

Lot of people misquoting Robert Burns today…!

Okay, so who will Tiff be rooming with? Bernice? Bets? Or someone yet to be created? Also, I predict that Stef’s hunky boyfriend is no longer in the picture. This could be interesting. Also, Tiff, just a quick note – you can’t buy friends. If you could, you’d have a whole lot more of them.

Also, yes, I’m an old fogey, but what the heck does “divoon” mean?

So Tiff will have an unknown roomie or end up alone and have her privacy while in her own room which I doubt as it defeats the purpose of putting her in a quad room.

It’s tough to Bribe Stef when she is oblivious to the fact that she is being Offered a Bribe.

Shut her down Tiffany. You can always find another way to see Kip. Or even better, meet a guy worth your time. And no, Mordy I don’t mean GUNTHER in this case.

—Game, set, and match! Stef wins, easily.

Sorry, Tiff. “The best-laid plans of mice and men oft go awry”….

Well what do you know? Tiff has met her match and actually encountered someone who is even more stuck-up than herself! KARMA! :)

everyone likes Dez; Tiff gravitates towards her like everyone else.

Jeez, all Tiff had to do was say, “I hope we can room together again, Stef. It was a good arrangement for both of us last time, and we already know we get along well.” Etc. She sure didn’t try to sell herself. So much for business classes!

Maybe Stef is 49 years old ? That would explain the language and her clothing selection?

Shocker….

Nobody enjoys being a reject.