Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 30, 2021

Burn the towel!!

Time for Tiff to put her foot down.

”… you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.” ✨

Oh God, she used Tiffany’s towel. Just burn it and change the lock on your door.

Ewwwww! They had to show white stuff on the towel!

Boundaries? is there no RA in this dorm?

Lysol, for Kip and Steff.

Yuk!

I’d toss the towel back to Stef and tell her to wash it and return it clean, Tiff.

That is pretty disgusting

Tiff stand tall and send these potheads out of your dorm room

I remember years ago when Tiff was just a narcistic airhead. Now Tiff carries most of the good punch lines.

And Bets is still concentrating on getting likes. I do not know about Dez, she does not look like she was in some kind of steam room, why fully clothed, hair not damp. Tiffany starting to find out life is real, not what she wants it to be.

Tiffany needs to tell Shoog and Kip to keep their diseased bodies off her towels. Better yet, it’s time for Tiffany to plan serious revenge. Assisted revenge has become a booming business. For a price, (and Tiffany has plenty of money to hire the best job available), web-based companies like Nefarious Jobs will plan and execute the perfect revenge scheme so she won’t have to get her hands dirty. All she has to do is sit back, relax, and savor her enemy’s anguish.

Circus?

I need not need to see a white stain on Kip and Stef’s towel. Not limiting your creative license. That’s my opinion

EWWW do not touch that!

Classy comic

Tiff has never had tonset boundaries about personal living space. I hope she can clearly communicate fast. Des did well to set that boundary with Bets. Bets did well to make a line of respect with Steph.

Let’s see… if we can explore that with less used stained stiff towels

Tiffany, Bets, and Dez need to hire a mafia hazmat team that takes no prisoners. Kip will be playing shuffleboard instead of football.

This cartoon is getting too crude.

Tiffany should put frozen shrimp in the bottom of a drawer with Steff’s clothing. She will have great satisfaction when the shrimp goes bad and starts to reek.

Hear tell that Steff and Kip use the same deodorant : it’s called RAID.

Yeah, Dez, it’s “steam.” If you say so. Good thing there’s no money for an RA!

Quad dorm life doesn’t look so appealing now. Does it Tiff?

You need to get your back up and clean house! Assert Thyself!

That is just gross! I would throw that towel over her head in disgust.

Who’da thunk Tiffany would be the sane one in the bunch?

This is just gross and disgusting. A new low. Time for Steff and Kip to get a comeuppance.

Given the white stuff on the towel, i can only imagine what steph and kip did.

And Kip seems to have the awareness of a utility pole.

In my day, there were serious repercussions for infringements on personal space. Folks would wake up with blond streaks in their hair. Ice cold water would be tossed over the stall in the showers or throne room. and worse…

Tiff needs to develop a serious ATTITUDE!

If I were Tiff, I would snap her azz with that towel. The wetter, the better.

Besides being disgusting this Incident was a rude thing for Stef and Kip to do. I hope they weren’t using Tiff’s bed to do the Deed.

Stef is ALMOST as bad as my first roommate was.

OK, Tiff needs to gently explain to Steffi that the next time she touches Tiffany’s towel, she’s going to pull back a bloody stump.

Of course the towel is disgusting as the whole arrangement is, but that is the point. Tiff enjoys the social part of dorm life but allows herself to be used like this; good to see Bets and Dez though.

So not only does Stefi want the room for herself and Kip too often, but the two lovebirds clean themselves by using the towels of the others? They are taking advantage, too much! Tiffany should have been mad at Stefi. Her furious expression in the last panel is definitely cute, but that’s not enough! She has to find out how to set true limits. Unfortunately, it seems that Dez and Bets don’t see the problem.

You guys are all hysterical. I didn’t notice the WHITE spots and had to look back after reading comments. All I can say is…yeah…ick…

Showdown soon starring Shoog and Steph.

Imagine if this was the whole strip. Just these characters.

Again, it makes no sense that Tiffany would put up with this when there’s an entire mansion she could be living in, rent free, with all the space and privacy she could ask for.

WHO THE HECK USES SOMEBODY ELSE’S TOWEL FOR THEIR PERSONAL NEEDS?!!

I made a snide spit/swallow comment yesterday and caught flak for it. This is far worse! I’ve been following this strip for almost a quarter century, and I never thought that they would go this far. Not even 9 Chickweed Lane has gone that far!

Good God… Reflections of Monica Lewinsky’s blue dress…

This is too far.

Bet she used that towel for something personal. Very personal.

No way would I put up with this. Although I struggled financially, it was soooo worth it to live without roomates.

Is that actually Kip’s ejaculate on that towel?

Sorry, but that towel was just too graphic for a family comic strip. That’s really disgusting, and I would be surprised if there’s not some backlash.

They all have boundary issues.Dez is doing her own thing but people don’t have to be in the bathroom while she’s doing it.The internet queen needs to keep her camera to herself in their living space – unless everyone gives her permission to record something.Miss Yoyo Knickers needs to use her own things – but she’s being gross deliberately just to tick Tiff off.Next time, Tiff can put some pepper spray on that towel and then watch what happens when any unauthorized people use it.

You have to show them?

Ugh.

Tiffany is not living with just one crazy roommate but at least three.

Question: Can’t dorm students request another room? Surely all the dorm rooms aren’t fully booked up. Especially in this era of killer mutating viruses. Some “Cautious” students might still opt for virtual learning as opposed to living on campus. Besides a new semester is coming up in a little over a month. And it’s been a long held tradition that a number of students almost always drop-out and never return during the holiday break. Time to put her name on the list for a new dorm room.

Either that or admit defeat and move back home. And have the Hall A Gang sneak you in past curfew. As Tara once proved, security at that school is a joke. And there’s no Gruppenfuhrer Bernice to contend with.

Or do a “Piro” and crash at somebody else’s dorm while Kip and Stef are doing the nasty. Of course, that would also be admitting defeat. And G&K would have to invite new characters.

Poor Tiff. If it wasn’t for bad luck, she wouldn’t have any luck at all.

Oh. And Tiffany should keep that “soiled” towel and put it in a zip-lock bag. The DNA on it could prove to be a usual tool in the ruthless, right hands. Just ask a former POTUS. ;-)

Nasty heifer (Steff)

Greg has occasionally been risqué and used innuendo, but this! Whoa! Reminds me of a certain Marcy Playground tune from the late ’90s.

seriously tiff could probably complain and get the roomie tossed at this point

The real question begging an answer here is when and where Tif is moving. If Dad’s mansion won’t do, where will she end up?

They were probably using the towel to clean up Tiffany’s bed!

It’s time to play choke the cheerleader.

Oh, Tiff. Just put on a sweet face and tell the cheer coach (or her momma) you’re soooo worried about her HEALTH, what with the bodily fluids you’re seeing.

If it’s wet and it isn’t yours, don’t touch it!

Tell her to eat it, starting with the left overs she missed.

“Used my towel for what, exactly?” Is what I’d say before I kicked her ass.

Keep it and buy me a new one

Are these the things that you enjoy about dorm life, Tif?

Rule 34 cartoons of this strip already exist, and some of them are quite “spot-on” with the character drawings! ;)

Tiff is starting to look good again. Time to lose the three roommates,

Bets always looks really good.

Tiff, it looks like your “shoog” friend is a big time selfish moocher.

This is a gross as I’ve ever seen in a Luann strip.

Can she be that clueless?

Kip the Quarterback is a big hero on campus who makes all the girls swoon, so Tiffany may be able to sell that towel to the highest bidder. Bets should post a video of it!

So Tiff is the only normie?

Maybe it is tooth paste?

Maybe the authors should write a “dirty book” and return this comic to something funny. Lines have been crossed many times recently for a family comic that used to be funny.

I predict that the minute some real consequences are about to come down, The cheerleader will smugly announce that she is moving in with Kip. There will be no satisfying revenge. Sadly.

I miss old Tiffany who wouldn’t put up with anyones crap.

I don’t have problems with Bets and Dez here but why did Tiffany want to room with three other people again? I wonder how much a private room would cost her? (I have to think a quad would still be pretty pricey in any case.)

“This place smells like an adult book store having a sale”

Gross!

1.)Tiffany &Bernice can run off and have a nervous breakdown together.

2.)Nobody commented about “the video freak” shoving a camera in Tiff’s face.Looks like “the cure” didn’t take.

3.)Never liked Kip.If he ever got a girl pregnant,his next move would be to run for the bus terminal.

4.)as Groucho Marx once said—“Is it my imagination or is it getting crowded in here?”

5.)Delta for Mayor.

“What’s all this….Ewwwee…YUK!!”

So it turns out that there are girls far more unbearable than Tiffany, but somehow I can’t find happiness in the knowledge.

Stefi is asking a question in the second panel. We used your towel, is that okay? Tiff should emphatically say " NO, that is not okay. Keep that towel and give me money for a new one. "

Remember, Tiffany, that Stef and Kip had broken up just before you moved back into the dorms, and you are the person who was responsible for their getting back together again. Be careful what you ask for.

All this could be a dorm violation…

A few too many snowflakes on here complaining about the visible jizz. Get a grip.

My response? "You used my towel? That’s it. Lowering my voice. and getting in her face, quietly, and not blinking,“An immediate price will be paid. That towel was part of a set. I do not buy cheap towels, they are high quality, the set cost $600.00. But no fear, you can pay me back and i will give you a break. Since they were not brand new, I will accept $500.00. Let’s see, it’s Tuesday? You can pay me back on Friday.”

“Also, you will never know when, but no matter how much you look over your shoulder, it is coming. It will happen. There is more. Make no mistake, I am not gonna take this anymore. This is not a warning or a threat, this is a promise. mark my words. This is the last time you take advantage of me and get to belittle me, and disrespect me. That ends now. Laugh if you want to, but you better sleep with one eye open. This is not a one-time thing, since your ‘needs’ are not a one-time thing. You have yours, I have mine. The rest has to do with you making other arrangements for your ‘activities’. I’ll give you 2 weeks to make arrangements. I am done. Make no mistake about that.”

“And for God’s sake put something else on besides that insipid cheerleader outfit. Oh and tell your boy-toy he is also in my (ahem) ‘thoughts.’”

THEN, randomly stay up and quietly put a chair nest to Stef’s bed, and sit, ‘watching’ her sleep. Deliberately startle her enough at she wakes up creeped out by your slightly deranges smile…..“It’s ok Shoogums, I was just making sure you were tucked in nice and tight for the night.”

Then ‘lovingly’ caress her hair lightly, with an enigmatic smile, quietly mouth “2 weeks”. and go back to bed.

Just waiting for Tiffany to say “Shoog, you and Kip got to go!”

Tiff, sweety, you know you can just go home to the mansion and still attend the dorm parties, yes? I can’t imagine it’s that far away from the school since she’d have to live within the same zoning as Luann and Bern is able to commute to Moony no problem. Are you still worried about wasting daddy’s money in whatever unspecified money problem allows him to maintain a mansion he barely lives in but makes paying for a dorm single impossible?

Sorry this crossed the line. From classless whore to completely disgusting. No humor here.

Ah, dorm living. I had a two bed suite but the other student never came. A couple of people used my “extra” space to store things they got tired of their roommates using.

A little Spoogee from Shooge she is a nasty girl fo sho

Burn it.

This right here?This is epic!

Disgusting!!

That was disgusting but hella funny and made me laugh!!

Is the towel wet or stinky or both?

“Shoog”? Things are getting quite Marion Knight-like, apparently. Tiff’s breaking point.

The problem with Tiffany is she takes a lot of crap without taking action. She should have lunged forward, grabbed two handfuls of hair, and dragged that costumed bitch right out of the room, with a kick in the ass for emphasis.

Now that was just gross.

I gotta say, it’s extremely rare for this strip to full-on surprise me. But I never, ever thought we would get a friggin’ jizz cleanup towel shown in this strip. It’s like Karen has just thrown all caution to the wind here, and I’m honestly impressed with her for it.

Ironically, November 30 is National Personal Space Day.

“Law & Odor: S. P. U.”

“Taking One For The Steam”

“For Whom The Belle Towels”

“Scenter Of Attention”

“Roomer Has It…”

:-p

ewwwwww.

too gross!

Did Steff inhale?

That must be the worst inking error I’ve ever seen. And Steff is disgusting. This strip needs to get out of the gutter.

Damn Greg Evans, that was kind of nasty.

tomorrow: Tiff finds a discarded condom.

Dez could steam-clean the whole room and it would still need major HazMat decontamination after one of Stef and Kip’s romps!

And using Tif’s towel for wipe down? Ewww!

And we thought Anne Eiffel was a sleazy POS.

Honestly surprised this got by an editor.

And as for the lines wafting off the towel, remember what Cleveland said on Family Guy: “Will ya close the window? You’re lettin’ all the STANK out!”

Don’t know why she would ever give up living in her family mansion for this. She can live at home & still have a great college experience & make plans with her friends at the dorm.

so totally gross…

That’s just disrespectful. It’s time to put an end to this nasty nonsense!