YIKES! The attraction of ants isn’t the attraction anyone is looking for.
Ants are a nuisance and lots of times they’ll swarm and bite you. It’s good to carry a little bug spray with you if you’re eating food in the outdoors.
Bernice is right. Neither boys or girls want someone who acts desperate. That said, showing a little interest isn’t a bad thing, either.
Ants on th legs Luann? Just like Tiff got when she an Gunter went on the salamander hunt. Mebbe Gunter’ll show up to help Luann’s ant problem like he did for Tiff an they’ll ride off in to th sunset the way the comic’s supposed to end. Luann and Gunter forever
Everthing else in between the beginning of th comic when Gunter useta go after Luann and now’ll be a dream that lasted 39 of our years.
And no, Bobby’s not part of this dream sequence. Sorry, Dallas fans..
Earlier this week, Luann was castigating Bernice for reading instead of fluttering around. Well, if you can’t beat ’em… . BTW, it would be interesting to see how they will explain this day to Nancy—herself a fan of romance novels.
I love how Luann is casually watching the ants on her leg. Unless something happens tomorrow it looks like Luann and Bernice won’t be able to imitate Lily, who happily walk through a meadow to meet her love. A total failure for romance novels, but it’s better to spend a day like this than to stay home complaining. I hope Bernice and Luann can do more things like this this summer. I’d be happier if Luann tried to do things with Tara, Tiffany and Dez too.
Some people are just lucky in love and life. Some people are not. One of the hardest things in life is learning how to be alone and accepting what fate gives you. After 77 years of living (with family and alone), I feel sad for Luann and Bernice, who currently are not having any luck at all.
I always thought Bernice as being quite conservative, but it appears I may be mistaken. The book Luann is handing her has the title on the front of the book embossed in big bold letters for all to see! I’m betting if she was sitting on a bench in an urban park where there were guys walking by occasionally while she is reading that book, she would get more attention than sitting in the park where she is at now. She’d better have an answer ready when she hears someone ask “Good book?”
Desperate girls can be very attractive. And according to our Be❤️ed Ann❤️Eiffel, Desperate Shoog Daddies are the most attractive of all. ; 9. No wonder we ALL ❤️ Gorgeous Ann❤️Eiffel and our Most Be❤️ed Count! Dilly! Dilly!
They used to push “cool” as the desirable trait, but cool is actually aloof. I found people who freely speak and get involved are much more friendly and attractive. “Cool” says, “Leave me alone”.
I hope they got rid of all the chicken scraps. That would quickly attract ants. And I would need to wash my hands with soap after eating fried chicken.
Sometimes you have to meet life head on instead of waiting for it to knock on your door. That’s what I tell my adult daughter who is struggling to socialize.
these two need to get up and move around instead of sitting there like potted plants; it would be good if they packed some shorts and tees (or at least sneakers). They thought guys would would just come right up; instead they get ants.
How close to Fall is it?I can see you-Your brown skin shinin’ in the sunYou got that hair slicked back and those Wayfarers on, babyI can tell you my love for you will still be strongAfter the boys of summer have gone Happy Friday Folks!
Although there is truth for both sexes in that, “You cannot pursue someone who’s already there,” I think the reverse of Bernice’s statement is more true. Guys will go after a girl they know is available, and generally not waste time chasing ones they know are already attached. Girls will avoid a guy if he seems too available, but will fawn over a guy if they know lots of girls are after him.
lvlax about 2 months ago
YIKES! The attraction of ants isn’t the attraction anyone is looking for.
Ants are a nuisance and lots of times they’ll swarm and bite you. It’s good to carry a little bug spray with you if you’re eating food in the outdoors.
Bernice is right. Neither boys or girls want someone who acts desperate. That said, showing a little interest isn’t a bad thing, either.
Namrepus about 2 months ago
At least the ants think Luann is sweet.
ImDaRealAni about 2 months ago
May I suggest some repellant?
ImDaRealAni about 2 months ago
I would also suggest tossing that can of what appears to be soda away… that’s how you get ants.
momofalex7 about 2 months ago
Hope they aren’t fire ants.
9thCapricorn about 2 months ago
Bernice spoke the truth. Girls don’t like desperate boys either.
SJhapamama about 2 months ago
So, Bernice learned something from her short stint as a muse, eh?
Caldonia about 2 months ago
You should have brought beer.
Rhetorical_Question about 2 months ago
Go back to Nil?
Enter.Name.Here about 2 months ago
Luann sure picked a boring book to read (wink wink)
Rhetorical_Question about 2 months ago
High school tactics??
chaosed2 about 2 months ago
Someone is going to get mad about Luann/Bernice being silhouetted in the second frame.
mort b. about 2 months ago
August 2nd and still no sign of Shannon!
Willow Mt Lyon about 2 months ago
So then look like you aren’t interested in talking to anyone, so everyone will be afraid to disturb you. Is that what you want?
mort b. about 2 months ago
Did anyone else hear that France just legalized a man’s right to punch a woman in the face?
Wilkins068 about 2 months ago
Ants on th legs Luann? Just like Tiff got when she an Gunter went on the salamander hunt. Mebbe Gunter’ll show up to help Luann’s ant problem like he did for Tiff an they’ll ride off in to th sunset the way the comic’s supposed to end. Luann and Gunter forever
Everthing else in between the beginning of th comic when Gunter useta go after Luann and now’ll be a dream that lasted 39 of our years.
And no, Bobby’s not part of this dream sequence. Sorry, Dallas fans..
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 2 months ago
“Ant meal! Everybody Chow down!”
snsurone76 about 2 months ago
Earlier this week, Luann was castigating Bernice for reading instead of fluttering around. Well, if you can’t beat ’em… . BTW, it would be interesting to see how they will explain this day to Nancy—herself a fan of romance novels.
SeaSnork about 2 months ago
Berǹ’s is Lust on a Bus.
noahproblem about 2 months ago
French Persons Premium Member about 2 months ago
Is this going to go on into next week?
Mordock999 Premium Member about 2 months ago
YIPES!
Ants!
Better call Gunther, the “Ant Whisperer!”
And be thankful that you’re NOT attracting flies and lowlifes, ladies. ;-)
Troglodyte about 2 months ago
Poor Lu! She was hoping to be bitten by the love bug. Instead… :D
OneTime59 about 2 months ago
Attraction on page 32.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 months ago
I love how Luann is casually watching the ants on her leg. Unless something happens tomorrow it looks like Luann and Bernice won’t be able to imitate Lily, who happily walk through a meadow to meet her love. A total failure for romance novels, but it’s better to spend a day like this than to stay home complaining. I hope Bernice and Luann can do more things like this this summer. I’d be happier if Luann tried to do things with Tara, Tiffany and Dez too.
eced52 about 2 months ago
Wonder how good Luann tastes?
Ellis97 about 2 months ago
I always read outside and don’t really attract anyone, except for bugs.
EMGULS79 about 2 months ago
Their next job will be modeling as the new icon of an upgraded Kindle app.
dblbaraje about 2 months ago
Some people are just lucky in love and life. Some people are not. One of the hardest things in life is learning how to be alone and accepting what fate gives you. After 77 years of living (with family and alone), I feel sad for Luann and Bernice, who currently are not having any luck at all.
BJDucer about 2 months ago
I always thought Bernice as being quite conservative, but it appears I may be mistaken. The book Luann is handing her has the title on the front of the book embossed in big bold letters for all to see! I’m betting if she was sitting on a bench in an urban park where there were guys walking by occasionally while she is reading that book, she would get more attention than sitting in the park where she is at now. She’d better have an answer ready when she hears someone ask “Good book?”
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago
Desperate girls can be very attractive. And according to our Be❤️ed Ann❤️Eiffel, Desperate Shoog Daddies are the most attractive of all. ; 9. No wonder we ALL ❤️ Gorgeous Ann❤️Eiffel and our Most Be❤️ed Count! Dilly! Dilly!
GaryCooper about 2 months ago
Wrong, Bernice! Guys like girls who are friendly and outgoing. I’ve been a guy for a long time, so I know.
mindjob about 2 months ago
It’s funny how boys and girls know nothing about each other, but pretend they know how they think
Joe1962 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Very lonely girls
Spence12 Premium Member about 2 months ago
They used to push “cool” as the desirable trait, but cool is actually aloof. I found people who freely speak and get involved are much more friendly and attractive. “Cool” says, “Leave me alone”.
locake about 2 months ago
I hope they got rid of all the chicken scraps. That would quickly attract ants. And I would need to wash my hands with soap after eating fried chicken.
elliel203 about 2 months ago
Sometimes you have to meet life head on instead of waiting for it to knock on your door. That’s what I tell my adult daughter who is struggling to socialize.
RSH about 2 months ago
these two need to get up and move around instead of sitting there like potted plants; it would be good if they packed some shorts and tees (or at least sneakers). They thought guys would would just come right up; instead they get ants.
YorkGirl Premium Member about 2 months ago
I’d be packing it in and heading home. Not a fan of ants.
KEA about 2 months ago
I feel the attraction of the great outdoors is vastly overrated
The Quiet One about 2 months ago
Just not the attraction you were hoping for.
comic reader 22 about 2 months ago
WOW! Why would someone just sit there calmly watching ants crawl up her leg?!?!? That gives me the creeps!!
lnrokr55 about 2 months ago
How close to Fall is it?I can see you-Your brown skin shinin’ in the sunYou got that hair slicked back and those Wayfarers on, babyI can tell you my love for you will still be strongAfter the boys of summer have gone Happy Friday Folks!
JPuzzleWhiz about 2 months ago
“(♪♫) The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah…”
Https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=Pjw2A3QU8Qg
WilliamVollmer about 2 months ago
Yes, your picnic os attracting ants, and, etc.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 2 months ago
Try Hildebrand’s “Nantucket Novels”
nskhg5645 about 2 months ago
Do we continue with this or move on to a new arc next week ?
nightflight about 2 months ago
One wish ……. is it time for Tiffany to luxuriate in a hot, steamy shower? Those bugs on Luann give me the creeps.
eb110americana about 2 months ago
Although there is truth for both sexes in that, “You cannot pursue someone who’s already there,” I think the reverse of Bernice’s statement is more true. Guys will go after a girl they know is available, and generally not waste time chasing ones they know are already attached. Girls will avoid a guy if he seems too available, but will fawn over a guy if they know lots of girls are after him.
jdsven about 2 months ago
And this time the ants won’t be joined by Michael Douglas and Paul Rudd.
carlosrivers about 2 months ago
I think Louann would have a better chance if she brought Shannon with her…