Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 21, 2024

Santa’s Naughty!

Not fair to the reindeer.

“up on the rooftop, plop plop plop…”

Very.

The dogs who walk their ‘roommates’ and have trained them to pick up their crap won’t be troubled by reindeer droppings.

I’m not sure Santa has thought this through – considering location of the sleigh to the poopy reindeer…especially at speed

Daddy, why is the snow all brown?

That’s a horrible idea considering they will be flying in front of him. Splat.

it’s about to hit the fan . . .

Gives a new meaning to “afterburners”!

From a great height.

Peoples always bad. Santa gone crazy.

So that’s the smell coming from the roof!

HO HO HO

I mean OH OH OH

The sea gulls are getting some competition this year.

Ex-Lax liquid on reindeer food?

This explains yesterday’s “Wide Open” toon

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Might get heavily fined if does that in India now!

Are you sure that’s a good idea, Santa? The reindeer will probably not appreciate it.

Coming to a chimney near you!

Better give the sleigh a good wax job first.

This year’s been exhausting. I’m pooped.

I once read a physics analysis of the energy required by Santa’s night delivering gifts to every house, and it would result in the earth being buried in eight feet of reindeer poop.

So that’s what chemtrails are.

As sung by Tom Lehrer… “Driving his reindeer across the sky, don’t stand underneath when they fly by.”

Make sure you fly over Florida when the time is right….

Public Service Announcement from Santa

Do not leave out carrots for the reindeer. It gives them gas.

I lit my pipe and … well, have you ever seen eight reindeer in full afterburner? It’s not a pretty sight. It nearly singed my beard off and I overshot Cleveland by half of Ohio.

Remember Santa the raindeer are pulling the sleigh. Did you miss the Seinfeld episode with the cans of chile and carriage ride.

isn’t that going to come back to haunt (and hit) him?

hope it doesn’t Backfire on him

Open wide, Putin!

Santa, ask Kramer for some “Beef-a-reeno”. And fly slow…

Do raindeer poop as they take off, like birds? Would not be wanting to follow that in a sleigh.

That’s a pretty shi++y thing to do, Santa

The reindeer could diarrheal bad death.

Rudolph, why is the fog brown?

Maybe he wants the reindeer to go before they leave, so he can bag up the reindeer exhaust to put in deserving stockings. I don’t think leaving the traditional lump of coal has much impact these days…

Oh, Mark! LOLOL!!!

This PROVES it! SATAN Claus! Ho! Ho! Ho!