Groan…Dave, go stand in the corner.
Worse, his gastroenterologist say he has a semicolon.
I’ve had those before.
Wait until the doc tells him about his semicolon.
And his wife is having her period.
Very good word play!
Tres amusant !
Too much meat and cheese and he’ll have a full colon
At least his exclamation point hasn’t fallen off
His mom and dad as students wrote their papers on the subject for their PhDs. Appropriately it was the parent theses.
Bigfoot lives!
Not only is he missing a toe on his large foot, but his ankle is swollen too!
He needs to see a Grammar Surgeon.
sounds pun-ful…
Will run-on sentences be in his future? Stay tuned.
Looks like there’s some foot surgery in your future! So… brace yourself!
{self}
Will he be asked t’risk surgery?
ROFLMAO! HYSTERICAL‼️‼️‼️
Don’t quote me but I think those are quotation marks.
Is this real? Or is he being punctuated?
I hate when my foot goes to sleep during the day. That means it will be up all night. Thank you, ladies and germs. I’ll be here all week!
Well, it took me a couple of seconds, which I attribute to it being early and still dark outside. Well done.
Oh my! Forty lashes with a wet noodle, Dave! Ya know!
George Carlin would have been proud of this joke. He loved word play. This reminds of his joke: He’s got beer nuts. The final stage before the dreaded cotton balls.
Could be worse, you only have 4 instead of 5, and as we charge by the toe… you get a discount.
Wee, wee, wee … all the way home …!
( irrelevant, yet all wet )
This one gave me pause.
I’m comma toes reading this comic strip.
And your nose is in a vegetative state.
Good one! Love the pun in the fact that the toes are actually commas!
Years ago I spilled kitchen cleanser on my bare feet. I was Comet toes for two days.
he likes party invites that say “comma as you are”…
Better comma toes than missile toes.
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
oldpine52 about 1 year ago
Groan…Dave, go stand in the corner.
eromlig about 1 year ago
Worse, his gastroenterologist say he has a semicolon.
TStyle78 about 1 year ago
I’ve had those before.
Wilde Bill about 1 year ago
Wait until the doc tells him about his semicolon.
Imagine about 1 year ago
And his wife is having her period.
angelolady Premium Member about 1 year ago
Very good word play!
Qiset about 1 year ago
Tres amusant !
Digital Frog about 1 year ago
Too much meat and cheese and he’ll have a full colon
BigBoy about 1 year ago
At least his exclamation point hasn’t fallen off
admiree2 about 1 year ago
His mom and dad as students wrote their papers on the subject for their PhDs. Appropriately it was the parent theses.
Gent about 1 year ago
Bigfoot lives!
saylorgirl about 1 year ago
Not only is he missing a toe on his large foot, but his ankle is swollen too!
backyardcowboy about 1 year ago
He needs to see a Grammar Surgeon.
pat sandy creator about 1 year ago
sounds pun-ful…
Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator about 1 year ago
Will run-on sentences be in his future? Stay tuned.
Dobie Premium Member about 1 year ago
Looks like there’s some foot surgery in your future! So… brace yourself!
{self}
P51Strega about 1 year ago
Will he be asked t’risk surgery?
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
ROFLMAO! HYSTERICAL‼️‼️‼️
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Don’t quote me but I think those are quotation marks.
Doug K about 1 year ago
Is this real? Or is he being punctuated?
Lotus about 1 year ago
I hate when my foot goes to sleep during the day. That means it will be up all night. Thank you, ladies and germs. I’ll be here all week!
nsaber about 1 year ago
Well, it took me a couple of seconds, which I attribute to it being early and still dark outside. Well done.
FassEddie about 1 year ago
Oh my! Forty lashes with a wet noodle, Dave! Ya know!
Stonedog Premium Member about 1 year ago
George Carlin would have been proud of this joke. He loved word play. This reminds of his joke: He’s got beer nuts. The final stage before the dreaded cotton balls.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 year ago
Could be worse, you only have 4 instead of 5, and as we charge by the toe… you get a discount.
Howard'sMyHero about 1 year ago
Wee, wee, wee … all the way home …!
( irrelevant, yet all wet )
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 1 year ago
This one gave me pause.
RonBerg13 Premium Member about 1 year ago
I’m comma toes reading this comic strip.
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
And your nose is in a vegetative state.
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
Good one! Love the pun in the fact that the toes are actually commas!
albzort about 1 year ago
Years ago I spilled kitchen cleanser on my bare feet. I was Comet toes for two days.
gopher gofer about 1 year ago
he likes party invites that say “comma as you are”…
gammaguy about 1 year ago
Better comma toes than missile toes.