Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 21, 2023

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    oldpine52  about 1 year ago

    Groan…Dave, go stand in the corner.

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    eromlig  about 1 year ago

    Worse, his gastroenterologist say he has a semicolon.

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    TStyle78  about 1 year ago

    I’ve had those before.

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    Wilde Bill  about 1 year ago

    Wait until the doc tells him about his semicolon.

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    Imagine  about 1 year ago

    And his wife is having her period.

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    angelolady Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Very good word play!

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    Qiset  about 1 year ago

    Tres amusant !

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    Digital Frog  about 1 year ago

    Too much meat and cheese and he’ll have a full colon

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    BigBoy  about 1 year ago

    At least his exclamation point hasn’t fallen off

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    admiree2  about 1 year ago

    His mom and dad as students wrote their papers on the subject for their PhDs. Appropriately it was the parent theses.

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    Bigfoot lives!

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    saylorgirl  about 1 year ago

    Not only is he missing a toe on his large foot, but his ankle is swollen too!

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    backyardcowboy  about 1 year ago

    He needs to see a Grammar Surgeon.

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    pat sandy creator about 1 year ago

    sounds pun-ful…

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    Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator about 1 year ago

    Will run-on sentences be in his future? Stay tuned.

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Looks like there’s some foot surgery in your future! So… brace yourself!

    {self}

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    P51Strega  about 1 year ago

    Will he be asked t’risk surgery?

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    ROFLMAO! HYSTERICAL‼️‼️‼️

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Don’t quote me but I think those are quotation marks.

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    Doug K  about 1 year ago

    Is this real? Or is he being punctuated?

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    Lotus  about 1 year ago

    I hate when my foot goes to sleep during the day. That means it will be up all night. Thank you, ladies and germs. I’ll be here all week!

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    nsaber  about 1 year ago

    Well, it took me a couple of seconds, which I attribute to it being early and still dark outside. Well done.

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    FassEddie  about 1 year ago

    Oh my! Forty lashes with a wet noodle, Dave! Ya know!

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    Stonedog Premium Member about 1 year ago

    George Carlin would have been proud of this joke. He loved word play. This reminds of his joke: He’s got beer nuts. The final stage before the dreaded cotton balls.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Could be worse, you only have 4 instead of 5, and as we charge by the toe… you get a discount.

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 1 year ago

    Wee, wee, wee … all the way home …!

    ( irrelevant, yet all wet )

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 1 year ago

    This one gave me pause.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I’m comma toes reading this comic strip.

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    mistercatworks  about 1 year ago

    And your nose is in a vegetative state.

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    Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago

    Good one! Love the pun in the fact that the toes are actually commas!

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    albzort  about 1 year ago

    Years ago I spilled kitchen cleanser on my bare feet. I was Comet toes for two days.

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    gopher gofer  about 1 year ago

    he likes party invites that say “comma as you are”…

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    gammaguy  about 1 year ago

    Better comma toes than missile toes.

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