Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 16, 2018

well, Gunther’s concoction sounds appetizing

Les: Nevermind this is delicious lets not waste food ..joking cartoon characters doesn’t understand reason

If they’re wild enough mushrooms, maybe they should eat it and both calm down.

And the boys will bond over a food fight which will lead to a playful round of laundry.

How Nice! The Lads are about to have Dinner AND Dessert! At least all that food is not going to go to waste!

Ya know, If Les was SMART (Which He isn’t) He’d head over to Tiffany’s dorm room RIGHT NOW instead of fighting with Gunther. Tiffany doesn’t have a beef with him and she’d let him right in and he could stay as long as he wants and have dessert instead of wearing it.

And of Gunther were smart, he’d parley those cooking skills of his into a part job at a local restaurant where he could make a few bucks and move the Hell away from Les. Or better still get a Job Cooking at the Fuse. Imagine, Gunther the star cook at the Fuse while Les is STILL bussing tables. THAT should drive the Punk right over the edge……,

[THROW]

“Now it’s garbage!”

I’ve been groaning through most of this arc, but I have to admit this last exchange made me laugh.

In the words of Larry Kubiac …

Wild mushroom pasta with leeks… Oh my that sounds good! Gunther definitely wins the menu planning round!

Hey Les! Taste it before you waste it! Food fights are so Animal House anyway.

Yes yes, Gunther can cook. Constantly drawing attention to that fact just serves to remind us that he’s too stupid to consider “something to eat off of” a more important piece of furniture than a throw rug.

Twerp? Is that word still used?

Looks like Gunther has another valuable skill. Instead of following an engineering curriculum, maybe he should go to the Culinary Institute of America, open his own restaurant and star in a show on the Food network…

The arc should end here with the boys postponing the food fight to eat the pasta together.

People are starving all over the world. I really hope this isn’t going to be a food fight.

How would Les know the word like twerp.

Several ways this could go: (1) The doorbell rings (Al, Irma or Tiffany). (2) Les tastes Gunther’s dish and says, “Hmmm Not bad…” thereby defusing the situation. (3) Some kinda twist to the plot (G & K have been known to do this); (4) Another arc (G & K have been known to do this).

Typical male roommates.

I sense a Three Stooges moment coming on. One gets hit with the Pasta the other gets hit with the cake, then as they scrape it off and toss it aside, the door opens and in walks Tiffany who gets it in the face with the whole meal.

Wild mushrooms are a kind of aphrodisiac. Look it up, and remember you’ve heard it here first. Can’t believe Gunther would stoop to such sleazy antics. At least Les is upfront about wanting to “pounce”.

Les says"this looks yum !!!!. Let call a truce"

I don’t do ’shrooms, so as far as I am concerned, anything that has mushrooms in it can be used in a food fight.

Two brooos, chilling over dinner. Five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay.

Wait. Gunther’s thought was “first, I need to take a leek…”?

They should kiss and make up. Really they should kiss and make out. Now there’s a plot twist.

oh, just start making out already!

“Sounds good, let’s eat.”

Less will either eat the mushrooms or Gunther will wear the bowl as a hat! Less looks like a takeout man so I say he’ll eat them. Friday is too far away for him to think about it! Mmm……..

Luann is responsible and mature and Gunther is a total jerkface? How long have I been asleep? What year is this?

That sounds too yummy to waste it in a food fight! I start to see a possible pacific way for end this disastrous double dates night. Eat and talk!

All’s I keep saying is that I doubt very highly that there will be any kind of fight other than yelling here, and since this is supposed to be humorous, in case we forget, I would not be surprised that they decide to eat their problems out, but there probably, inevitably, will be a humorous plot twist, or two coming up. Tiffany may have a change of heart, and come back, and by then the “boys” will have eaten up all the food. Her response would be to say “typical”.

You know they’re going to have a lovely dinner and dessert with each other.

Les’ “chow alarm” just went off. One of the few things able to take a guys mind off of girls is food. But not for long. ;o)

My prediction – Les will taste this mushroom whatever, love it and become a fan of Gunther. Happy ending :)

There’ll be no food fight. Unless it’s over who took more than their share.

As they chow down that will commiserate over Tiffany. Possibly they will air their relationship issues with her.

well at least they’ve staged down from first to a food fight

“A Pasta Due Notice”

“Your Nose Is Leeking”

“Mushroom, For Improvement”

“It’s More A Plate Of Mind”

“Leslie Catches A Sacrifice Bundt”

“Gunther Wears Bowled Colors”

or

“Gastrointestinal Fortitude”

(Les:) Hey… Gunth, you think I should throw this at you? It does look kinda good! Or what about this steak, would that be okay? Follow up question… how long will this pasta keep, if I just save it to eat?

(Gunther:) Hold on, lemme Google it, first…

If they were both smart they would both head over to Tiffany’s place with the food and apologise.

Who made the cake? Did Gunther actually bake Les’s dessert?

So now will they sit down and share the (very good) food?

Is gunther going to win les over with his cooking? I seem to think this was an odd couple episode honestly.

Gordon Ramsay vs Bobby Flay… Round 1! ding! ding!

(sigh) wish I could get mens to compete for me in the kitchen…

Oh boy, food fight!

Wild mushroom pasta with leeks…

yuck, sounds nasty

I will be sooo glad when this arc is over with. Boys behaving badly has a small amount of entertainment inherent. eg Two and a Half Men,

What are the Evanses doing, mocking Gunther on purpose? First he threatens to tattle on Knox to Tiffany, and now he wants to fight Knox by…throwing food at him.

is this fight going to last the entire week?

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Seriously? This is going to culminate in a food fight?!?!?! This cannot be the real direction here…. it has to be a red herring.

I am at a loss for words. I am going to go and drink my coffee and grumble quietly under my breath.

Can someone please throw a punch now?

So, all this build-up for, what was it, over a year, was a food fight?

GnK: Let’s force a perpetual victim to live with his perennial bully, in tight quarters, give them the same girl to compete for, and hilarity ensues?

Have said girl make a date with each boy, two hours apart, at their place, and (initially, at least), not tell either her full plans?

THE THREE STOOGES COULD AND DID A LOT BETTER THAN THIS!

Ah yes, music and good food can tame the savage beasts.

These two are such wimps.

Bored now

Les is hungry since he didn’t have dinner. They will share the food and dessert and mellow out. They may even become close when they realize how much they have in common.

Well then, let’s eat!

Gunther turned his back on Les, and Les jumps at the opportunity to swap bashing his nose for staining his shirt with pasta.

Real scary.

“Can we sit down over dinner and argue? Fighting makes me hungry”…

A big change from the days of Brad and Dirk fighting.

The food was ready at 6 pm and it is now after 8 pm. Did Gunther really let the food sit out for over 2 hours? It is cold, he should have put the leftovers in the refrigerator by now. Maybe someone will get food poisoning.

you know what, let’s glare at each other while we eat this and pick up the fight when we’re full

Seriously, a food fight? ….. you’ve got to be kidding ….. I mean, what is this, Laverne and Shirley?

This just cracks me up!

Gunther showed his wild side on that date.

“I’m a zit, get it?”

FOOOD FIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!

Gunther and Les will be hurling food at each other when Al and Irma walk in, and of course they will get drenched in cake and pasta. Hilarity will ensue (if your standards of humor fossilized when you were 5 years old).

Wild Mushrooms? Is Tiffany in trouble?

Gunther and Les make Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-un look like they are Vienna Choir Boys.

Sigh! We are descending to “Three Stooges”-level humor. And that is not a Good Thing in my book!

This situation is too absurd and has been for some time. If Gunther actually existed, he would be susceptible to common sense, meaaning he would have left the “guest house” (or whatever they call it) in disgust and moved back to his bedroom where he belongs, even though he has been dumb enough to sell all its furnishings.

This is ridiculous!

These two baboons deserve each other. I’m glad Tiff ditched them. Neither one of them are fit to be around a female. Shame on both of them!

guys do stupid things. Women do stupid things. But when all of them are doing stupid things at the same time ….

You’re only supposed to fix leeks with bacon. ;-)

So I guess this site is completely broken. Hasn’t updated for two days. Two bad all the ‘improvements’ made the site stop working. Oh, well. It was nice while it lasted. There’s always ArcaMax…

It’s amazing how many flesh and blood Les’s there are out there. When a guy is really only interested in sex, the word spreads.