B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 12, 2020

“When will we stop using lazy, Xeroxed artwork and filler panels to stretch a two-panel daily into a Sunday strip?”

“When they stop paying us to…”

One way to stop the flow of junk mail.

Actually… you will Never know. The ‘lucky’ ones who go in a flash… never know they went to the Afterlife.

“… but soon… VERY soon.”

There is enough politicians! We DO NOT need another blood sucker!

And if it hits during a wedding, it’ll toast the bride and groom..

Tablet bombs?

Better answer is “Too Soon”.

Why worry … at any moment a huge Gamma Ray Burst from some far off galaxy could fry the earth & everything on it in seconds …

That’ll be a piece of cake compared with stone tablets that float in the ocean.

There are some things that I do not want to think about when I am reading the comics.

How do you get the TAZ to do that ?

How come the tablets don’t sink?

Message for the 1970’s.

c 1957 – when the Soviet Union launched an improved version of the V-2 rocket with Sputnik.

And the race was on to build more and bigger. Welcome to the world I grew up in.

Radar is picking up a line of thunder storms.

It’s also picking up a squadron of Russian ICBMs.

So I wouldn’t sweat the Thunder storms!

(George Carlin)

Ask a silly question, get a serious answer!

I have noticed that many a threat are presented as predictions.

It’s time for you to stay away from the shore.

LOL!

You’ll know? It’s too late to know….

You never hear the one that kills you.

Why would you even ask that question, especially to somebody on a “distant shore”?

When rocks float?

As soon as you can explain why stone tablets float.