So, just let the brat starve, Brad! BTW, do you notice the glass is half-full in panel 1 and almost totally full in panel 2? Looks like G&K have adopted Garry Trudeau’s visual tricks.
I’m laughing at all the people here who have never been parents, or at least moms (or who have short memories). Shannon is having a slow motion meltdown at Daddy deserting her. Brad, her buddy, is now fake dad. She can’t put it into words, but Something Is Wrong!Moms getting kids dressed for some occasion they’re unsure of have had to deal with irrational demands for specific clothes. With young ‘uns, food preferences are a way they can regain control.Shannon is being a normal kid right now. We can laugh at Brad’s exasperation because it’s not us.
“Well, now we have a dilemma. All we have to eat is this delicious pizza, and I’ve reached my legally mandated food fixing limit for the day. What shall we do? I guess I can eat your pizza, but then you’ll have nothing. I’ll give you ten seconds to think about it.”
I wonder if Shannon is just being picky about food, like any child, or if this could be a clue that she might have ADHD or be in the autism spectrum. This would also explain her being hyperactive and not being able to stop doing things, even when she knows they are wrong, and then regretting them immediately. Maybe that’s why I’ve always liked her. I think this strip with her and Brad is very sweet.
shannon is being spoiled and rude and I agree-if she drops out of the strip i won’t miss her. maybe this latest gig will catch on, and jonah will move to LA.
And as far as Shannon is concerned, chocolate milk comes from black cows. Which would beg the question – would a Holstein cow give white milk with chocolate chips in it?
We gave my grandson mac and cheese, he didn’t want to eat it because it was made with the shell shaped noodles not elbow. He thought they where “unnatural.”
Time to establish dominance. Tell her that if she doesn’t like what is on the table she is welcome to go outside and play but she is not going to sit at my table and make other people miserable. When you know she has eaten the same thing before and liked it, then you know she is being a brat. I do not cater to brats.
or just pick off the olives. Shannon is just being petty now. for every criticism she makes someone show her how to do it herself. This kid has too much empty time on her hands
Brad does not need to engage in this conversation. He can just tell her to eat the pizza or get something else. Kids love to draw out conversations when they are stalling. Tell her this is her lunch and then stop talking. Many parents feel like they need to keep explaining and debating. Kids actually do hear you the first time you say something.
I’d still rather see Shannon over Bernice any day. Shannon is just a kid, Bernice is a full grown adult whose behavior will never improve. There is still hope that Shannon could improve as she matures.
Showing Shannon the olive bottle that doesn’t specify when they are to be used would be a good idea, because she seems to be showing signs of Autism or Asperger’s. Brilliant at times, irrational at times, deliberately destructive and confrontational – if it’s not a medical problem then she’s needs an attitude adjustment in the form of a spanking and being sent to her room…with no lunch.
I feel worn out just reading this. Let her add her own topping on the pizza. Maybe if she helped cook she realize ingredients can be used for many different meals.
I cannot tell you how much grief I gave my parents for trying to feed me things (and especially mixed things) I came to enjoy as an adult. Ah, the joy of growing up and discovering that asparagus and artichokes are actually tasty! But a big apology to the shade of my Mom.
Fine, if you don’t want to eat it, it goes in the bin. She’ll live. It’s not a meal or food she dislikes (that would be different) – it’s food she likes but is being bratty about. Miss a meal, she’s already stuffed on snacks and treats so it won’t hurt.
I had a specific goal when raising my kids, and that was that they not suffer the pickiness I did. I was so successful, that they eat everything, and try anything, while I watch with envy. Brad will not succeed with harshness.
Shannon, didn’t you know that lunch olives and dinner olives are interchangeable? Same goes for taco olives and pizza olives! Often if you just clarify something to a kid it’s suddenly okay. If that doesn’t work just say “If you don’t want them just lay them aside.” She will probably do that only to wind up eating them away. Win win!!!!!
Anyone else think it’s weird how Shannon’s hair looks like a solid object instead of, well, hair? Even when she looks directly down it sticks in place. It’s like she’s wearing a Darth Vader helmet.
Well, pizza isn’t one of my favorite foods, but when I do have it, I like just tomato sauce and cheese (but not too much cheese), and on occasion pepperoni. Putting a lot of junk on it, like pineapple or anchovies or, yes, olives, well, yuck.
Shannon is at best tiresome. But kids whose parents neglect them and slough them off on other people have few tools and no power to to express their anger and feelings of abandonment.
“You’ll eat what I put in front of you, or you won’t eat at all” said every mom or grandma. Why don’t they put her in a pre-school or daycare occasionally, it’d be good for her to learn to socialize; learn something, and see how other children behave with others. Maybe?
This is kind of sad for the Brad character. He isn’t going to get children of his own in any kind of near future and now he has to take care of Shannon and suffer her abuse. I’d be telling Toni to schedule some vacation time.
Reminds me of one of my grand nieces. She refused to eat the split pea soup her Dad made her for lunch at his wife’s instructions. Turned out my niece forgot to tell him to use the immersion blender to puree it. My grand niece didn’t like “the little lumps” in her soup. (Although she had no problem with peas served as a side dish at other meals apparently.)
One thing I have noticed in the northern 48 is the frequent occurrence of “Mexican-Italian” restaurants. I don’t know if the commonality is tomato sauce or spiciness.
9thCapricorn 5 months ago
Well I’m joining the Shannon haters today. She’s being silly and giving Brad a hard time.
Pointspread 5 months ago
Brad has an I don’t really care look. Good for him.
Tenax 5 months ago
Sheesh! Eat or don’t eat. But do not ask for something else. (If she already had waffles and an ice cream she certainly isn’t going hungry.)
Need coffee 5 months ago
Ewww.
Cheapskate0 5 months ago
I guess it’s time G&K regress both Shannon and Brad.
Up to now, Brad was great with Shannon, and Shannon was “coming around,” so to speak.
I guess this is G&K’s way of saying neither Toni nor Brad are ready for kids.
Tenax 5 months ago
“Try it, you’ll like it.”
j_m_kuehl 5 months ago
Don’t like it, Don’t Eat.
kenhense 5 months ago
Uh Oh! Shannon is going to replace Lucy in Peanuts. Glad she doesn’t have a brother yet.
MichaelAxelFleming 5 months ago
Yes, kids do behave this way, but seeing that is not entertaining. ‘Annoying’ ≠ ‘funny’
Argythree 5 months ago
Pizza with olives is called ‘capricciosa’ and it’s yummy…
reedkomicks Premium Member 5 months ago
Agree, olives on pizza is disgusting.
snsurone76 5 months ago
So, just let the brat starve, Brad! BTW, do you notice the glass is half-full in panel 1 and almost totally full in panel 2? Looks like G&K have adopted Garry Trudeau’s visual tricks.
Wilkins068 5 months ago
‘Hardtack an water from now on!’
‘Is that breakfast or lunch hardtack?’
nightflight 5 months ago
My vote for Shannon is NO.
SJhapamama 5 months ago
Olives in tacos?
live2read 5 months ago
She’s finally learning what goes in Brad and Toni’s house.
Good.
montymiff 5 months ago
I’m laughing at all the people here who have never been parents, or at least moms (or who have short memories). Shannon is having a slow motion meltdown at Daddy deserting her. Brad, her buddy, is now fake dad. She can’t put it into words, but Something Is Wrong!Moms getting kids dressed for some occasion they’re unsure of have had to deal with irrational demands for specific clothes. With young ‘uns, food preferences are a way they can regain control.Shannon is being a normal kid right now. We can laugh at Brad’s exasperation because it’s not us.
cholomanaba 5 months ago
let the games start!
cdward 5 months ago
“Well, now we have a dilemma. All we have to eat is this delicious pizza, and I’ve reached my legally mandated food fixing limit for the day. What shall we do? I guess I can eat your pizza, but then you’ll have nothing. I’ll give you ten seconds to think about it.”
Wilkins068 5 months ago
Wonder what’d happen if Brad made a square pizza
BradFilippone 5 months ago
Here’s another dish for you, Shannon. It’s called green eggs and ham. Try it, you might like it.
mxy 5 months ago
Is this really going to go on for the rest of the summer?
imagenesis 5 months ago
It looks like G&K want us to hate this Shannon character!
OneTime59 5 months ago
Not good unless Toni makes it.
Shirl Summ Premium Member 5 months ago
This is going to be a long couple of months for adults and child alike.
wolfiiig 5 months ago
Beggars must not be choosers?
Philly1115 5 months ago
Just send her to her Daddy, wherever he is this week.
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member 5 months ago
It’s a new world, kid. Bon appetite.
sueb1863 5 months ago
Not turning out like your fantasies, is it, Brad? Maybe next time you guys will think long and hard before enabling Jonah’s neglect.
leighabc123 5 months ago
Brad brought this on himself. He could have told Jonah, “no! take care of your own child!”
mkehyari 5 months ago
I agree with 9thCapricorn, Shannon is annoying – back to Luann and friends adventures!
tremaine53 5 months ago
“I don’t feel very powerful. I know! I’ll be obnoxious! THAT’s powerful!”
Aladar30 Premium Member 5 months ago
I wonder if Shannon is just being picky about food, like any child, or if this could be a clue that she might have ADHD or be in the autism spectrum. This would also explain her being hyperactive and not being able to stop doing things, even when she knows they are wrong, and then regretting them immediately. Maybe that’s why I’ve always liked her. I think this strip with her and Brad is very sweet.
Ellis97 5 months ago
I have to agree with Shannon. Who puts olives on pizza?
muise.amanda 5 months ago
This arc is getting old …..
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 5 months ago
shannon is being spoiled and rude and I agree-if she drops out of the strip i won’t miss her. maybe this latest gig will catch on, and jonah will move to LA.
colddonkey 5 months ago
Keep it up brat girl and you’ll destroy his desire to have kids.
Skeptical Meg 5 months ago
“Heathen!”
Just-me 5 months ago
I like green olives, but preferably the pitted, giants like the “Spanish Queen.”
MS72 5 months ago
Where do olives come from? Italy or Mexico?
daveoverpar 5 months ago
And the next day Brad got a vasectomy.
ctolson 5 months ago
And as far as Shannon is concerned, chocolate milk comes from black cows. Which would beg the question – would a Holstein cow give white milk with chocolate chips in it?
BLUEBONNETS Premium Member 5 months ago
We gave my grandson mac and cheese, he didn’t want to eat it because it was made with the shell shaped noodles not elbow. He thought they where “unnatural.”
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 5 months ago
Someone needs a long, detailed explanation of the history, origins and biology of olives.
baskate_2000 5 months ago
Actually, she’s just being herself.
IWannaBeLerxst 5 months ago
Such are the children that make tigers eat their young.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 months ago
Shannon’s a P.I.T.A. That’ short for Pain In The @ss.
French Persons' Celebration of Peeved Harry Dinkle Premium Member 5 months ago
OK Brad, now multiply this by six… Your daydream of how great life will be with kids is quickly evaporating.
Old Bashful 5 months ago
Time to establish dominance. Tell her that if she doesn’t like what is on the table she is welcome to go outside and play but she is not going to sit at my table and make other people miserable. When you know she has eaten the same thing before and liked it, then you know she is being a brat. I do not cater to brats.
eced52 5 months ago
If you don’t eat the olives, you don’t get any pizza.
RSH 5 months ago
or just pick off the olives. Shannon is just being petty now. for every criticism she makes someone show her how to do it herself. This kid has too much empty time on her hands
locake 5 months ago
Brad does not need to engage in this conversation. He can just tell her to eat the pizza or get something else. Kids love to draw out conversations when they are stalling. Tell her this is her lunch and then stop talking. Many parents feel like they need to keep explaining and debating. Kids actually do hear you the first time you say something.
tcayer 5 months ago
Never mind the olives. He didn’t put any cheese on it!
locake 5 months ago
I know people who like black olives but won’t eat green olives. They do taste completely different.
Ancient Wise Guy 5 months ago
Popeye loves spinach and Olive.
Call me Ishmael 5 months ago
It was not long thereafter that Brad finally got his vasectomy. Toni was delighted. And we can get back to more interesting characters.
Joe1962 5 months ago
Brad tell the little tyke who boss.
smsrt 5 months ago
If I could quote the great Elvis, “Return to Sender…”
locake 5 months ago
I’d still rather see Shannon over Bernice any day. Shannon is just a kid, Bernice is a full grown adult whose behavior will never improve. There is still hope that Shannon could improve as she matures.
Hammurabi.Wolfe 5 months ago
Someone let me know when this thread is over.
mindjob 5 months ago
I could eat kalamatas any time of day
DaBump Premium Member 5 months ago
Is that bad? How many of you like pineapple as a topping? Now — on pizza? (Well, some of us do, but that’s beside the point.)
MuddyUSA Premium Member 5 months ago
Bite you tongue……..
ILoveHistory 5 months ago
Im knew
comics 5 months ago
I’m with Shannon on this one. Olives at lunchtime are just too much.
BJShipley1 5 months ago
Shannon better enjoy this while it lasts, since it’s long-established that Brad likes her far more than Toni does, and even Brad is tired of her now.
jconnors3954 5 months ago
Sure. Go ahead.
comic reader 22 5 months ago
Showing Shannon the olive bottle that doesn’t specify when they are to be used would be a good idea, because she seems to be showing signs of Autism or Asperger’s. Brilliant at times, irrational at times, deliberately destructive and confrontational – if it’s not a medical problem then she’s needs an attitude adjustment in the form of a spanking and being sent to her room…with no lunch.
G&K like to push people’s buttons.
YorkGirl Premium Member 5 months ago
I feel worn out just reading this. Let her add her own topping on the pizza. Maybe if she helped cook she realize ingredients can be used for many different meals.
w16521 5 months ago
After a month of this, Brad and Toni will be experts on handling brats.
brick10 5 months ago
No, Toni put pizza olives on tacos!
The Quiet One 5 months ago
C’mon Brad, everyone knows that.
[Unnamed Reader - 46aea8] 5 months ago
It’s going to be loooooong month!
pearlyqim 5 months ago
After a month with her, I would never want to see her again!
Dan Tooker 5 months ago
What kind of a psycho puts olives on a pizza? This could be child abuse! Or pizza abuse.
Nicki's ZoMcYo 5 months ago
The most important question here is: who the heck puts olives on tacos??
planostanton 5 months ago
I’d just tell her it’s a taco pizza.
lnrokr55 5 months ago
Typical little kid stuff, you mean the same olives can be in different things, who knew …… ;-)
geneking7320 5 months ago
I like black olives in a salad but I don’t want any olives on my pizza.
billdaviswords 5 months ago
What. An. Insufferable. Brat.
billdaviswords 5 months ago
She’s a brat, but fwiw olives don’t belong on tacos OR pizza.
dralimantando 5 months ago
Anybody that has tried to feed a kid probably laughed at this!
Fuzzy Kombu 5 months ago
I cannot tell you how much grief I gave my parents for trying to feed me things (and especially mixed things) I came to enjoy as an adult. Ah, the joy of growing up and discovering that asparagus and artichokes are actually tasty! But a big apology to the shade of my Mom.
PAR85 5 months ago
I just don’t like olives on a pizza.
preacherman Premium Member 5 months ago
Get rid of this kid.
BJShipley1 5 months ago
Given the wide disagreement, we should do a poll on this. Olives on pizza, yay or nay? I vote Yay.
catchup 5 months ago
Fine, if you don’t want to eat it, it goes in the bin. She’ll live. It’s not a meal or food she dislikes (that would be different) – it’s food she likes but is being bratty about. Miss a meal, she’s already stuffed on snacks and treats so it won’t hurt.
WilliamVollmer 5 months ago
Never question the logic of a kid food expert.
sperry532 5 months ago
Similar to the difference between kitchen sink water and bathroom sink water.
reedkomicks Premium Member 5 months ago
I had a specific goal when raising my kids, and that was that they not suffer the pickiness I did. I was so successful, that they eat everything, and try anything, while I watch with envy. Brad will not succeed with harshness.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 5 months ago
Okay,we’re in weird pizza territory.Salad pizza??YUK!!
Meat-Lover’s Pizza is too much of a good thing
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 5 months ago
Break out the Play-Doh and the Colorforms
eladee AKA Wally 5 months ago
Shannon, didn’t you know that lunch olives and dinner olives are interchangeable? Same goes for taco olives and pizza olives! Often if you just clarify something to a kid it’s suddenly okay. If that doesn’t work just say “If you don’t want them just lay them aside.” She will probably do that only to wind up eating them away. Win win!!!!!
eb110americana 5 months ago
Weirdly, I used to snack on capers out of the jar, just one at a time. However, there isn’t a single thing I like with capers on it.
dv 5 months ago
Desire to have children . . . waning
illuminare 5 months ago
Dont like it? then dont eat it ya little whiner.
BJShipley1 5 months ago
Anyone else think it’s weird how Shannon’s hair looks like a solid object instead of, well, hair? Even when she looks directly down it sticks in place. It’s like she’s wearing a Darth Vader helmet.
Robert Nowall Premium Member 5 months ago
Well, pizza isn’t one of my favorite foods, but when I do have it, I like just tomato sauce and cheese (but not too much cheese), and on occasion pepperoni. Putting a lot of junk on it, like pineapple or anchovies or, yes, olives, well, yuck.
kaffekup 5 months ago
Pretty much like my grandson. You either do it “the way we do it at home” or forget about it.
olds_cool63 5 months ago
Brad: “How about I put you on time-out for the next month”?
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member 5 months ago
Shannon is like a fussy cat, but at least she can tell him why she is snubbing the food.
marilynrknits 5 months ago
Shannon is at best tiresome. But kids whose parents neglect them and slough them off on other people have few tools and no power to to express their anger and feelings of abandonment.
Dreamcat 5 months ago
“You’ll eat what I put in front of you, or you won’t eat at all” said every mom or grandma. Why don’t they put her in a pre-school or daycare occasionally, it’d be good for her to learn to socialize; learn something, and see how other children behave with others. Maybe?
comic reader 22 5 months ago
This is kind of sad for the Brad character. He isn’t going to get children of his own in any kind of near future and now he has to take care of Shannon and suffer her abuse. I’d be telling Toni to schedule some vacation time.
mort b. 5 months ago
Give her a big bowl of ice cream sprinkled with about a tablespoon of Sudafed. That oughta do it.
Fedup Bear 5 months ago
LOL
adrianrune 5 months ago
Reminds me of one of my grand nieces. She refused to eat the split pea soup her Dad made her for lunch at his wife’s instructions. Turned out my niece forgot to tell him to use the immersion blender to puree it. My grand niece didn’t like “the little lumps” in her soup. (Although she had no problem with peas served as a side dish at other meals apparently.)
eric.franz.petras 5 months ago
Some people here need to chill out. Shannon is being a normal child.
GaryCooper 5 months ago
I’ve been putting taco olives on pizza for many years.
whelan_jj 5 months ago
One thing I have noticed in the northern 48 is the frequent occurrence of “Mexican-Italian” restaurants. I don’t know if the commonality is tomato sauce or spiciness.
missyhyattfan 4 months ago
Lock that girl up!